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We're back on HOUSE-TV for this weeks Miss Wastealnd Contest, Live coast to coast from the Tops... And now, heeeere's C!
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Patty
Avatar-Tandi
Tandi
Sarah Lyons Citadel
Sarah Lyons
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FOT Casey Barrett
Casey Barrett
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Angela Bishop
Rose of Sharon Cassidy
Rose of Sharon Cassidy
Miss Wasteland should be....
 
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The poll was created at 16:56 on September 29, 2017, and so far 0 people voted.
Microphone and Stand
Isn't she lovely?
TALK - Agent C waffles on about something....
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And welcome to this the final of the Miss Wasteland competition I'm… Wait a minute, you;re not Benny


Sulik-Hole
We and I should be hoping not.


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Err, Ladies and Gentlemen, Sulik


Sulik-Hole
We and I be taking care of that human resources problem for you


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Huh?


Sulik-Hole
We and I be firing Benny for you. We and I know you be being too soft.


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Alright, just hope he wasn't hurt too badly... so what have you been up to?


Sulik-Hole
Well, we and I have been walking the wasteland for de biggest and de baddest for de hole, its going to be so much better dan last year. Oh. but we and I be hoping to be making a major announcement today


FO02 NPC Lynette N
Alright, lets get this thing on the road


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Joanne Lynette, err, what are you doing here?


FO02 NPC Lynette N
Isn't it Mister Wasteland this week?


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Err, no, it was delayed. But stick around anyway, Sulik was about to tell us something


Sulik-Hole
Yes, we and I be seeing people on de wiki being Enclave president. We be thinking it be time we and I be running for president of the NCR.


FO02 NPC Lynette N
You, President? Don't make me Laugh


Sulik-Hole
What??? We and I be thinking it be easy. Noone else be running.


FO02 NPC Lynette N
This… This is intolerable, it cannot stand


Sulik-Hole
We and I be seeing you lips be moving, but not be saying anything


FO02 NPC Lynette N
If this oaf thinks he can run for President, then I'll have to as well, if only to ensure that someone with brains, and who knows how to bathe, takes the position


Sulik-Hole
We and I be knowing how to bathe. Also know how to be swinging de hammer.


FO02 NPC Lynette N
Then why don't you try bathing sometime?


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Err, but Lynette, you support Vault City becoming independent of the NCR again


FO02 NPC Lynette N
And I shall make that my first act when I am elected.


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Um, I hate to sound like a hard ass, but the contestants have been parading around whilst you've been squabbling… At least tell the people at home who you like


Sulik-Hole
We and I be liking Patty. Ah-Tom-Ick!


FO02 NPC Lynette N
Well, Casey Barret looks somewhat civilised.


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Well thats it from us, join myself and,… Someone I guess next week. Guys, enough!
In two weeks the candidates will debate in the first Nukapedian Presidental Debate. if you have any questions for the debate, please post em here, and we'll answer as many as we can.