Welcome back to Miss Wasteland, and I'm here again with Benny... I hope your town can turn out the talent
Well, if you mean talent like I mean talent, then these girls can really blow your horn.
Woah-ho Benny, like the NCR, you're always pushing the boundries, perhaps a little too far... But here they come, first up is Cassandra Moore
Meh, I mean she's nice, but I'm somehow left wanting More
If Moore leaves you wanting Moore, isn't that a good thing?
I dunno, she just needs More
How much Moore can you get?
Oh believe me, I can get all you can imagine, and More.
Next up, Its Dala
What the heck, its a brain in a jar. How the heck did she Qualify?
Well, her entry form says she won Miss Big Mountain
Miss? Its a brain in a Jar!
Her DNA test came back as XX
But its a brain, in a jar!
Moving on, some might like the Rose of Texas, but the Rose of Sharon Cassidy would certainly give it a run for its money
I'm surprised she can walk after last night
No, I passed out first.
Brothers and Sisters, a round for Veronica
Whats with the rags? It doesn't flatter her figure at all. Couldn't they put her in a dress or something?
From the Mountains... its Tabitha
How the heck did she beat Rhonda? Her glasses are the prettiest thing about her.
And lastly the returning champion....
Returning? This contest hasn't been run in centuries.... Not another freaking ghoul?
But... She's dead, How?
You mean we've got a brain in a jar, a hologram, and whatever Tabitha is?
I don't think someone is taking this too seriously...
Well, thats it from me, and Benny. Join me next week for Mr Wasteland's Nevada heat here at the Bison Steve....