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And now KTEX - Like NCBS but bigger - Presents the last heat in the Miss Wasteland contest... Miss Texas! Over to you C and Benny!
FOBOS Jane promo 01
Jane
Scarlet
Scarlet
The Alamo

Ruby FOBOS Nadia promo 01
Ruby Nadia
Lilith
Lilith
FOBOS Patty promo 01
Patty
You Decide
Miss Wasteland in the heart of Texas should be...
 
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The poll was created at 16:55 on September 29, 2017, and so far 0 people voted.
Microphone and Stand
Isn't she lovely
TALK - Agent C and Benny discuss the contestants....
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Welcome to The Alamo for a time that I'm sure you'll always remember... Its Miss Wasteland Texas. Benny, the atmosphere is electric isn't it?

Benny FNV
Electric? C, there's nobody here! I'm surpised they didn't just cancel the damn thing.


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Um, yeah, moving right along, here's contestant number 1, Jane the raider matron


Benny FNV
Meh. I find her a bit of a plane Jane myself.


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Terrible Benny, just terrible... Following her is Scarlet


Benny FNV
Scarlet the Harlot?...


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Are you just going to do cheap puns all day Benny?


Benny FNV
Why? Its what you do.


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Exactly, I hate it when people steal my stuff.


Benny FNV
Oh alright, who's this young lady?


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I'm glad you asked, its Ruby


Benny FNV
Ruby-Ruby-Ruby-Ruby?


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Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya?


Benny FNV
I did. Great value Ruby.


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Moving right along, its Nadia


Benny FNV
I wouldn't say Nah to her.


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I thought we agreed you'd cut the pun stuff


Benny FNV
Can't make puns, can't make sexually suggestive comments, what do you want from me?


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I want you to behave.


Benny FNV
Fine.


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Next up, its Lilith.


Benny FNV
Pass


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and last up is Patty Bush


Benny FNV
I'd like to see her....


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Don't you dare say it Benny, I mean it, or you're not coming back for the final.


Benny FNV
You're no fun at all.


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Join us next week on KTEX for Mr Wasteland, where hopefully Joanne Lynette will be able to control her excitement.
Mr Capital Wasteland (and Nippon)
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Our Winner: Toshiro Kago