Welcome to The Alamo
for a time that I'm sure you'll always remember... Its Miss Wasteland Texas. Benny, the atmosphere is electric isn't it?
Electric? C, there's nobody here! I'm surpised they didn't just cancel the damn thing.
Um, yeah, moving right along, here's contestant number 1, Jane the raider matron
Meh. I find her a bit of a plane Jane myself.
Terrible Benny, just terrible... Following her is Scarlet
Scarlet the Harlot?...
Are you just going to do cheap puns all day Benny?
Why? Its what you do.
Exactly, I hate it when people steal my stuff.
Oh alright, who's this young lady?
I'm glad you asked, its Ruby
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya?
I did. Great value Ruby.
Moving right along, its Nadia
I wouldn't say Nah to her.
I thought we agreed you'd cut the pun stuff
Can't make puns, can't make sexually suggestive comments, what do you want from me?
I want you to behave.
Next up, its Lilith.
and last up is Patty Bush
I'd like to see her....
Don't you dare say it Benny, I mean it, or you're not coming back for the final.
You're no fun at all.
Join us next week on KTEX for Mr Wasteland, where hopefully Joanne Lynette will be able to control her excitement.