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And now.... GNR-TV, Broadcasting Three Dog All day and night brings you the Fifth heat in the Miss Wasteland Contest direct from Pilgrim's Landing - for when New Vegas is just too far away... and now here's your hosts, Agent C and Benny!
Moira Brown
Moira Brown
Sarah Lyons Citadel
Sarah Lyons
Reilly
Reilly
Pilgrim's Landing
Lana Danvers
Lana Danvers
Carol
Carol
Fawkes
Fawkes
You decide
Miss Wasteland - Capital Region should be...
 
38
 
95
 
38
 
7
 
4
 
19
 

The poll was created at 23:40 on April 17, 2013, and so far 201 people voted.
Microphone and Stand
Isn't she lovely
TALK - Agent C and Benny discuss the contestants....
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Welcome back to Miss Wasteland, as we approach the end of the Heats... Benny is with me here as always.... Benny, have you been enjoying the contest.

Benny FNV
Yeah, I've enjoyed helping the girls get high scores, if you know what I mean.


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I'm sure neither I, nor the censors do. Lets get this thing underway before we're pulled off the air..... First up is Moira.


Benny FNV
She certainly has a special glow... I just wish she her voice wasn't so damn annoying... It makes the next morning so damn awkward.


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Before anyone can make sense of that comment, its on to Sarah Lyons


Benny FNV
Sure, she purrs like a kitten, and growls like a tiger... But you dont want to be messing about with her... Espcially if her dad is nearby


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Once again, Benny gives the censors something to think about... Moving on to the next contestant its Reilly


Benny FNV
I think I met her brother Walter once. In Utomwa in Iowa... Nice chap, although he always finished your sentances for you


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No lewd comment?


Benny FNV
No, why would there be?


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A good question indeed.... Next up is Lana Danvers


Benny FNV
Oh yeah, I can be her superman


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I think thats a different Lana


Benny FNV
Doesn't matter.


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Moving on, its Carol


Benny FNV
Eww. Why do we have to have these disgusting creatures again


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Benny does not speak for the GNR station or for the New California Broadcasting System, and his views do not neccessarily reflect station views


Benny FNV
Oh come on, you're all thinking it.


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And lastly, its Fawkes


Benny FNV
Eww... is that even a chick?


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Says here on the entry form it is.


Benny FNV
Are you sure?


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Well, there's no time to check as we've reached the end of the show. So until next time its goodbye from us, Join me next week for Mr Wasteland With Joanne Lynette.
Mr Midwest
FOT Phil Nuka-Cola dude
Our Winner: Phil, the Nuka-Cola dude

C's Note: Yes, I know Fawkes by canon is a guy, but there were canon disputes over Fawkes' gender after F3's release... The voice artist said she, and Beth said he.... So his/her inclusion here is a throwback to that.

Plus, we live in an era of Equal opportunity, who's to say a man can't win Miss Wasteland?