Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the newly renovated Aces Theatre, Sponsored by the Strategic Nuclear Moose - Why have a chocolate Moose when you can have a nuclear moose? This little ditty goes out to Nathan...
That's life, that's what people say.
You're riding high in September,
Shot down in October.
But I know I'm gonna change their tune,
When I'm right back on top in June.
That's life, funny as it seems.
Some people get their kicks,
Shooting atomic beams
But I just can't let it get me down,
Cause this big old world keeps spinnin' around.
I've been a raider, a scavenger , a sheriff,
A courier, a slave and a murder.
I've been up and down and over and out
But I know one thing:
Each time I find myself with a hole in my face,
A robot picks me up and get me back in the race.
That's life, I can't deny it,
I thought of quitting,
But my Tesla coils just won't buy it.
Cause if I didn't think it was worth a cap,
I'd have to roll myself up in a big ball and run to the Pitt.----
The Aces Theatre is an opportunity for you to make a one off contribution to the moose - all you need to do is write a piece that could fit in as a performance in the theatre - it could be a song (like this), a comedy act, or dramatic work. If you have a contribution, or request, please make a notes in the comments.
Aces Theatre was originally adapted for Nukapedia by Gauzz Rifle, now managed by the Strategic Nuclear Moose staff.