Hello America, This is your president, John Henry Eden. Seven Long years ago I made a promise to you dear, sweet, America, that I, and the Enclave would bring back our national pastime, Baseball, back to this country. Dear America, Today I am proud to to announce, that I, and the Enclave have succeeded in our promise to you. So without further ado, I present to you, in association with Galaxy Sports News, the 2288 World Series of Baseball!
National League, Round 2 - The Lions of the Citadel vs The CIT Beavers
From the Capital Wasteland The Lions of the Citadel
Welcome back to The 2288 World Series of Baseball, where the World’s best teams take to the field to club the other side to death for your personal amusement. Of course, it just so happens that the World’s best teams are all in America… What would be more natural than that I ask you? Joining me here as always is Moe “Swatter” Cronin.
Hello John, today’s National League match promises some of the most high tech swatters used in the game today. The Lions of the Citadel will take on the CIT Beavers.
Of course neither is quite as advanced as the All American Patriots, but they only play in the American League.
I’m not so sure about that John. The Beavers spend so much time thinking up new gizmos and gadgets the league is flat out playing catch up to make them all illegal. Besides, what kind of Mascot is a Beaver?
Well what more do you expect from a group of non human cheaters, at least real beavers have actual pointy teeth. The Lions, Trators as they may be are at least near human, perhaps some can even pull in that human spirit to overcome the cold calculating machines that pretend to be human.
But wait John, aren’t you a…..
That’s all the time we have for now, the teams are heading out to the field, so lets get ready to Play Ball.