Hello America, This is your president, John Henry Eden. Seven Long years ago I made a promise to you dear, sweet, America, that I, and the Enclave would bring back our national pastime, Baseball, back to this country. Dear America, Today I am proud to to announce, that I, and the Enclave have succeeded in our promise to you. So without further ado, I present to you, in association with Galaxy Sports News, the 2288 World Series of Baseball!
National League, Round 1 - The Capitol City Congressmen vs The Diamond City Demolishers
And welcome viewers on Galaxy Sports Network to this, the innaugaral match of the 2288 World Series. I am course am your president, John Henry Eden, and joining me here in the Booth is the world’s foremost Baseball Expert, Moe “Swatter” Cronin. Moe, just for viewers who might be joining us for the first time, could you refresh their memory on the rules of America’s favourite Pasttime?
Absolutely John. Two teams will take to the pitch, armed with Swatters, balls, and weird shaped leather gloves for protection. Each team will proceed to attempt to beat the other to death, with the team left standing being victorious, and today’s “Top Swatters” who move into the next phase of the series. Its a great day to be down at the old Ballpark, and a great sight to see.
And a Glorious day it is indeed. Today we’re joined with one of the most, distasteful teams in the league, the Capital Congressmen, and they’ll be taking on the slightly less disgusting Diamond City Demolishers. How do you see the matchup playing Moe?
Well John, just take a look at the Infield for the Congressmen… Notice something weird?
I can't see much of anything at all, they’ve got one of their players completely blocking my sightline
Exactly John, the Congressmen are a super mutant team, and just one of those behemoths take up the size of the entire infieild. On one hand, the brute strength is perfect for swatting the Demolishers in two – allowing all to see who’s a synth and who’s not…. On the other hand, a more nible team might be able to counteract the effect.
Do you think the Synth factor will be important?
Absolutely John. Synth speed reactions would allow the Demolishers to avoid the heavy swats of the mutants…. But they do have to be careful not to upset their own fans… if anyone other than their pitcher Nick Valentine is revealed to be a synth, it will be the 'fans' that will be tearing the team apart, not the Mutants.
Well, it looks like the players are preparing to move into position, so lets play ball.
Who wins National League- Round 1 The Capitol City Congressmen vs The Diamond City Demolishers?