Hello America, This is your president, John Henry Eden. Seven Long years ago I made a promise to you dear, sweet, America, that I, and the Enclave would bring back our national pastime, Baseball, back to this country. Dear America, Today I am proud to to announce, that I, and the Enclave have succeeded in our promise to you. So without further ado, I present to you, in association with Galaxy Sports News, the 2288 World Series of Baseball!
American League, Round 3 - The Kings of New Vegas vs Great Khan's Warriors
Hello Dear Sweet America, to the World Series. Moe, this week we have the Warriors taking on the New Vegas Kings. As always I’m joined by Moe “Swatter” Cronin, Moe, surely this is a one sided match today
Oh yes John, I really can’t see how they’d even be able to bring this one to a draw, never mind an upset victory
I almost feel sorry for them… they’re so clearly outclassed, I would have thought the Junktown under 11 Girls B team would have been a better matchup
Too right John. The Warriors simply don’t stand a chance
The Warriors? They’re tough, they’re heavily armed, and they don’t take no attitude, how on earth could you think they’d possibly lose
Look at the King’s hair John. With that much grease, any attack is simply going to slide off
You’re crazy Moe… Simply Crazy. Lets just play ball.