Hello America, This is your president, John Henry Eden. Seven Long years ago I made a promise to you dear, sweet, America, that I, and the Enclave would bring back our national pastime, Baseball, back to this country. Dear America, Today I am proud to to announce, that I, and the Enclave have succeeded in our promise to you. So without further ado, I present to you, in association with Galaxy Sports News, the 2288 World Series of Baseball!

American League, Round 2 - The Big MT Brainiacs vs All American Patriots
From Big Mountain
The Braniacs


From The Enclave
The All American Patriots
Microphone and Stand
From Galaxy Sports News
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Welcome back dear America, and boy do we have a treat for you here today. The All American Patriots are going to start their 2288 World Series of baseball campaign with a victory against the Pitiful Big MT Braniacs.

Moe Cronin
Don’t count the Brain-Boys out just yet John. Rumour has it one of the players this year is no less than a giant mechanical Scorpion, a Swat from that sure to put a sting into their tail.

Don’t be alarmed, dear viewers, the…. Deluded voice you hear is our so called baseball "expert" Moe “Swatter” Cronin. Moe, are you serious? A bunch of toys against America’s finest, the pride of Humanity… the idea that Humanity might lose this one is patently absurd.

Moe Cronin
If there’s one thing that Baseball teaches us John, is that you should always expect the unexpected. Remember that time the Chicago Cubs won the 2015 Worlds Series?

Moe, that never happened… you’re mixing up reality with an absurd movie… the Writers picked the cubs to win to underline just how absurd their idea of the then-future looked.

Moe Cronin
Nonsense John. They won an all time Swatting record.

Even if that were true – and its not – it still doesn’t mean the Braniacs have a chance today. Looks like we’ve got the signal from the Umpire, its time to Play Ball.


Who wins National League Round 2

The poll was created at 23:11 on February 24, 2016, and so far 71 people voted.

The Scorecard

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