Hello America, This is your president, John Henry Eden. Seven Long years ago I made a promise to you dear, sweet, America, that I, and the Enclave would bring back our national pastime, Baseball, back to this country. Dear America, Today I am proud to to announce, that I, and the Enclave have succeeded in our promise to you. So without further ado, I present to you, in association with Galaxy Sports News, the 2288 World Series of Baseball!
American League Semi Final 1 - The NCR City Nicks vs The All American Patriots
Welcome back Dear America, and this week its your league, the American League, and its pre emininent hero team, the All American Patriots are on their way to the clenching this world series
Err John, traditionally you wait for the game to finish before giving the result
I am of course joined by our alleged baseball expert Moe "Swatter" Cronin. Moe, Really, why do we even have to bother going through this charade, clearly the Patriots are the only team that can win this series
I'm sorry John, but I'm going to have to disagree with you on this one, the only thing you can predict in baseball is that it will be unpredictable
Yet I was able to predict that you would say that. I do have 180 Terraflops of processing power behind me
180 Terraflops and you managed to predict one of the most overused cliques in the game, that sounds more like a flop than a swatter.
Just, Go moe. I've had enough. Play ball or something