"I punch children"- Me
I'm not bad for the sake of being bad, I just love to be Evil. I mezz kids in front of their parents and blow up towns out of spite. I steal things for the fun of it. I even led a full scale mezz war on Little Lamplight just so I could punch them for limitless fun. I have a soft spot for the little people on the sidelines though. My favorite character is Point Lookout's Kenny. My favorite quest is Escape! I hate: Lucas Simms, Paulson, Mayor McCready, Princess, and those pesky regulators. I no longer hate the BoS. My favorite quotes include:
"I punch children"- Me
"Natural selection at it's finest"- Mr. Burke
"Better him than me"- So many people
"Owwwww!"- So many more
"Why<smack>won't<smack>you<smack>DIE!- Pvt. Jasper 42
"Personnaly I hate these zombies, DAMN this combat inhibitor"- Ceberus, Gaurd of Underworld
I usually carry on me:
- Raiser Iconoclast Armor
- Raider Blastmaster Helmet
- The Mauler
- 50+ Stimpacks
That's me, Yum Brahmin