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	Character SaintPain
	Biography race Dirty white boy gender ALL AMERICAN MALE affiliation Independent New Vegas role Connoisseur of wasetland refinement Gladiatorial champion Master repairman Inventor Moonshiner Best friend Spy Hunter Hired gun Fantasy lover Savior & Destroyer of nations rank General War Pig location Penthouses & battlefields family DNA tests pending from Japan Gameplay quests Next DLC ~ Y'all Wait & see ! Statistics karma AC/DC SPECIAL ST Loyalty PE Questionable EN 80 proof Blended Canadian Whiskey CH Appeals to some IN Magic 8 ball ? "Ask again later" AG Better than most his age LK 666 derived stats Hit Points: 82nd Airborne STRONG tag skills Take a Joke : 69 Roll with the punches : 50 Help a M8 : 100 level 666 Technical voice actor Casper Baker base id 008-666a ref id 008-777z
	In Y'alls midst with fare will & kind wits. Come share a laugh, a trick or a clue? Fallout's our game, by what ever name.

Contents 1 Points of Great interest 2 Proposed companion: Space Monkey Major Tom 3 Background 4 Interactions with the player character 4.1 Interactions overview 4.2 Quests 4.3 Endings 4.4 Inventory 4.5 Notes 4.6 Appearances 5 Bugs 6 Behind the scenes 7 References 7.1 Major Tom's, Monkey Speak, Quotes 8 Quest ideas yet to be put in final format 9 Major Tom's Fictional Companion Perks 9.1 Written by 9.2 Scroll images linked to past works 10 Presents, prizes & awards 11 Shakespearean ID 12 Gaming philosophy

Points of Great interest

• NUN ~ User Profile Guide

• Old dog still learning new tricks

*Challenge 3, by tradition is our "Renovation" Challenge, where we take something from the existing games, and ask you to give it a new spin. A common thing that bugs fans of Fallout 3 in particular in New Vegas was the inability to "meet" Mr New Vegas… Well now is your chance to give the west's favourite DJ some screen time as well as some airtime. Here are the guidelines for this challenge:

Remember that your content is being added during the creation of New Vegas - not after the game has released - as such there are a few things you can change, and play about with Although "outside of game" its set in Canon that Mr New Vegas is an AI… You will not be held to this - as you're doing this content the game is still being made, changing that isn't an issue. You can make him an AI, a person, or anything else you like. You can change up the playlist a bit, and/or add content to the radio if it works in with your renovation The general feel however of the station, and his personality should remain intact. Wayne Newton is already contracted at this point, so you cannot change the voice artist. You will need to add a location to meet Mr New Vegas at. This could be a new location, a repurposed/renovated existing location, or an extension of an existing location You will need to add some sort of content to make Mr New Vegas of interest to the player. This could be a new quest line, or the extension/modification of an existing one. You can include as much new content as you feel you need to to that your renovation is the best one, and you can modify existing content to include your new content. However, you should avoid contradicting existing quest lines and characters There are no other restrictions

• Jukebox

• Challenge 1 complete

• Apprentice Discussion?

• Wild Wasteland

• Radio New Vegas

• New Vegas cut content

• Alpha male lakelurk

• New User Network
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• Canon.
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• Notable loot per policy
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• Apocrypha [1]
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Proposed companion: Space Monkey Major Tom

	The following is based on the Wild Wasteland trait and has not been confirmed by canon sources.

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	Character Major Tom
	Biography race Rhesus Monkey gender Male affiliation The Space monkey program The Player role Astro Simian "Fallout: Next Gen." Companion rank Major / Top Gun location The Aerospace Institute family Lieutenant Albert - father Gameplay quests Ashes to ashes Can ya hear me Major Tom Monkey Messiah Wild thing part 1 Wild thing part II Drunken Monkey Blues Major Tom's a junkie Statistics karma neutral SPECIAL 4 ST, 5 PE, 6 EN, 10 CH, 6 IN, 10 AG, 10 LK derived stats health: 133 → 266 tag skills Sneak:100 + Survival: 69 → 100 perks Animal Friendship, "Wild thing" level 6 → 30 Technical voice actor Curious George base id 00Monkey ref id 00GodSon

Major Tom is a trained space monkey and possible "Fallout Next Generation" companion living at the Commonwealth's Aerospace Institute "sometime after the year 2282".

While trained as a Astro Simian, space monkey pilot, Major Tom really specializes in stealth & distraction.

Background

Born (Sometime before 2282), Major Tom is the Commonwealth's Top Gun Space Monkey Pilot. A ranking officaly noted due to his unusually high test score evaluations administered by Commonwealth researchers specialy assigned to his training. While some competing research teams recognised Major Tom's remarkably high agility, many were known to quietly grumble that such results could be dismissed as luck or bias on the part of Major Tom's resarch cell of technicians. These rumors were actually even more quickly dismissed as team rivalries.

Major Tom found he liked his fellow "Monkey Folk" almost as much as he enjoyed messing with the ,"Human Folk". Major Tom had learned to find ways to get attention or most any thing else his monkey heart desired, if not by charm, then by distraction and a quick, stealthy, monkey paw.

Note: All Commonwealth archived video data relating to the Space Monkey designated "Major Tom" confirms a high level of interactions with all Commonwealth handlers. As well as subject animals corresponding with the Space Monkey program. All findings listed as favorable. Case # 1968 : Proposed investigation of the subject, Space monkey Major Tom, as relavent to missing Commonwealth stocks of fresh vegitables, alcohol and chems are to be considered closed as an uncofirmed oditity, pending evidence beyond suspicion. PER order of Professor Robert Bowie, Astro Simian project Commander and Chief.

The Commonwealth never seemed abussive to Major Tom, The "Human Folk" honestly seemed to care for his well being, even when they used the " Sharp, pointy " to draw his blood for testing. Only the Proffesor, Dr. Bowie ever seemed cold or unfeeling in Major Tom's presence, even when they played the " Flying game" togeather.

Time and again daily research reports relating to Major Tom's performance would be filed as :insubmissable to Commonwealth canon. These reports would be reviewed, notarized by numbered copies, printed to hard copy, marked, reviewed, signed again, uploaded for final spell check and command authorization before being returned to sender with bold red ink instructing the researchers.

Major Tom liked the "Flying games" that the "Human Folk" let him play on the "Shiny screen" and later in the "Glowing chair". Major Tom was good at games, even better than his father, and Lieutenant Albert was the first Monkey, "Flying Folk" to ever play the "Flying games". This made Major Tom happy.Yet still, Major Tom was easily bored and dreamed of adventure beyond the Commonwealth.

• Major Tom felt the call of the wild.

Interactions with the player character

Interactions overview

Quests

• Ashes to ashes

• Can ya hear me Major Tom

• Monkey Messiah

• Wild thing parts I and II

• Drunken Monkey Blues

• Major Tom's a junkie

Endings

*Ending 1. If the player destroyed the Aerospace Institute without recruiting Major Tom. Major Tom would die a fiery death without ever tasting freedom.

*Ending 2. If the player decided to aid the Commonwealth or just allows the launch to go off for any reason. Major Tom would discover too late that his rocket ride was no "Flying Game", but rather than crash into the Commonwealth's choosen target, Major Tom would pull up hard on the controls to the best of his monkey might. His rocket would shake, rattel and roll as it defies Earth's bonds of gravity and atmospheric friction to be blasted free into the depths of unknown space and an ever more uncertain fate among the stars.

*Ending 3. If Major is recruited by the player but failed to save his fellow "Monkey Folk". Major Tom would leave the player with a broken heart and a lasting distrust of most all "Human Folk". Current whereabouts unkown.

*Ending 4. If Major Tom never finds the answears to end his addiction streak he would eventually leave the player. Some years later, a couple of wasteland settlers would claim an abandoned house and there they would look down upon a decicated carcus and exclaim " Eww what's that, some kind of mutant weasel ?".. Major Tom's bones would be swept out with the rubbage of empty jet inhalers & broken liquor bottles.

*Ending 5. If Major Tom learns from the player to survive and thrive with out being a slave to his addictions, Major Tom would be a lifelong friend and some time traveling compainion to the player.

Eventually Major Tom would track down a few liberated female monkeys and in time find an abandoned G.E.C.K. project vault. There, after many struggles Major Tom would create and secure a capsulated Monkey paradise.

Inventory

• Major Tom's only armor is his default Space monkey suit and it can only be taken from his dead body.

• Note: If addicted Major Tom will regularly steal from the player to feed his addiction until he is cured.

• If addicted to chems, Major Tom may carry random chems.

• If addicted to alcohol, Major Tom may carry random alcohol.

Notes

• Major Tom will refuse to carry any weapon or armor other than his default space monkey suit.

• Major Tom will never engage in any form of combat.

• Major Tom's Intelligence is listed as a 6 in human terms but for a monkey, there is no doubt his cunning would tip that scale to a devious and mischievous genius.

• Major Tom dose not actually speak any human language but pictograph symbols and word buttons on his monkey pipboy, when linked to some computer operating systems and other pip boys, can roughly translate "Monkey Speak" as it's called, into vocal clips and phrases for basic communication. Of course being raised by "Human Folk" Major Tom dose understand the meaning of a great many words, a basic sign / body language and common gestures.

• Major Tom knows better than to try his Monkey Dance Distraction on irrationaly hostile creatures and he will not be shy about telling the player what he thinks of the idea.

Appearances

• Not married to The Commonwealth, Major Tom's story could work with any technologically capable humanoid faction.

• Major Tom could appear in any Fallout next generation game or DLC.

• Major Tom appears in Saint Pain's imagination.

Bugs

• pc ps3 xbox360 Major Tom dose not like bugs ;)~

Behind the scenes

• Major Tom as a Compainion was written by SaintPain

• Technical advisor for Fallout WIKI template use. --

• David Bowie wrote A Space Oddity after watching the 1968 Stanley Kubrick movie 2001 A Space Odyssey. The Song tells a story of the Astronought, Major Tom, who gets lost in space. The song features the line "Can you hear me Major Tom?"

• David Bowie later wrote "Ashes to Ashes" as a sequel to Space Oddity. Ashes to Ashes tells how the character Major Tom, now called, Action Man, regains communication with Ground Control and tells them 'I'm happy, hope your happy to". This leads to the featured line "We all know Major Tom's a junkie."

• In the US space program, the first ever monkey astronaut was a Rhesus Monkey named Albert. On June 11, 1948 Albert flew to a hight of over 39 miles on a V2 rocket. Sadly, Albert died of suffocation during the flight.

• Monkeys in space history

References

Major Tom's, Monkey Speak, Quotes

• After the player tries to bury Major Tom with Armor and Weapons he could never carry.

"Last week, King Kong, Now, Here, Just me..→Major Tom

• When the player is sneaking.

"This game, we like, Yes !''→ Major Tom Or "Sneaky, sneaky''→ Major Tom

• When a sudden battel erupts and just as Major Tom scurries for cover.

"Look, a shadow !'' → Major Tom Or "Wrong turn!!''→ Major Tom

• After a battle.

"Lover, Yes, Fighter, No.''→ Major Tom. Or "Messy, messy, messy. ''→ Major Tom.

• If the player askes Major Tom to distract irrationaly hostile creatures

"Dance for angry GLOWING DEAD Folk ? ~ This, Your turn. ''→ Major Tom.

"You, Crazy Folk, Know that ?" ''→ Major Tom.

A silent gesture with 1 monkey finger raised in the players direction. → Major Tom.

• If Major Tom decides to leave the player forever.

"I go this way. You, you just go,.. Folk" → Major Tom.

Quest ideas yet to be put in final format

"Ashes to ashes" is a quest that is started when the player applies for a job as a research assistant at the Aerospace Institute by either haveing at least a " Liked " reputation with the Commonwealth or passing a science challenge of 50. The player is then introduced to Major Tom. Major Tom is an Astro Simian, proposed by the Commonwealth to be a valued asset in their peaceful space research prepairing to mine rare menerals from the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. When the player learns the Commonwealth's space project is actually a plot to use monkies as suicide pilots guiding Intercontinental Single-Stage Sub-Orbital nuclear rockets against targets any where in the world. The player then has the choice to aid the Commonwealth to send Major Tom to his doom in exchange for possitive Commonwealth reputation or he can link his Pip boy with Major Tom's, thus allowing a basic communication and begining the quest " Can ya hear me Major Tom " If the player chooses to show Major Tom the danger he is in Major Tom can then be recruted with an intelligence challenge of 6 or a Charisma challenge of 6 or If the player already has the Animal Friendship perk. Togeather the player and Major Tom must then navigate the heavily guarded Commonwealth Aerospace Institute. Note: Major Tom will not engage in any combat nore will he carry any weapons or armor other than his monkey space suit. However with Major Tom as a compainion the player gains "Monkey Mojo" + 25 to sneak and if Major Tom uses his "Monkey Dance Distraction" The player gains an addional sneak bonus for a total of + 50 while Pick pockets gains + 20, Lock pick gains + 10 and science for hacking terminal gains a +5 for up to 5 minutes as Major Tom dances or untill the player moves to far out of that area or through a door into another zone. Since Major Tom also confers his " Animal Freindship perk" to the player,the many research animals and guard dogs will remain calm and not raise any alarm to the players presence. Through out the Aerospace Institute many computers will need to be hacked some set up a chain reaction to trigger an unstopable self distruct sequence, other terminals relay information about the Commonwealth rockets and research that is being done on the test animals and space monkey pilots. Once enough information has been gathered, Major Tom will use his monkey pipboy to relate the idea that he would like to rescue his father ( Space Monkey Pilot, Lieutenant Albert ) and the other research monkeys that would be killed when the Institues rockets are set to explode. If the player agrees this will start the quest " Monkey Messiah " Note: This can only be accomplished if done before the final terminal is set to trigger the self distruct or the player would surely be caught in the distruction. This quest requires the Player and Major Tom to make their way down 8 more levels, disarming alarms and unlocking exit doors as they head to the animal holding pins to release 12 monkeys from each of the 55 main research holding areas befor making a final assault on the Space Monkey Pilots dorm where 6 more monkeys including Major Tom's father are being held by the Institutes chief administator, The professor, Dr. Robert Bowie and his primary resarch staff who will of course by now be most hostile to the player. Once all 666 monkeys have been released the player and Major Tom must now make their way back through the chaos to find the final self distruct terminal and then escape the Institute. This ends booth the " Ashes to ashes " quest and the " Monkey Messiah " quest, rewarding the player with experience points, good Karma and some negative reputation with the Commonwealth.

Major Tom being over enthused by the Monkey liberation, lusts to see more of this brave new world. This new freedom triggers the compainon quest "Wild thing part I" Yet again Major Tom taps out the pictograph / word button, keys on his monkey pip boy to translate the idea that Major Tom wants the player to show him more of the world. Note: if the player refuses or terminates Major Tom's companion status befor interacting with a variety of "Human Folks" from at least 2 minor settlements and one large, "relatively friendly", town or city with in 3 days, Major Tom will grow bored and leave the player, never again to be recruited by the player, however if the player is active and shows Major Tom wild wonders of the wasts,., The quest "Wild Thing part II" will begin, Major Tom will insist that he be allowed to explore a bit on his own. If the player accepts Major Tom will head off on his own to make himself at home amoung the "Nice, Human Folk" in the largest friendy town or city the player had visited with Major Tom. If the player remains faithful and dose not take another compainion for 3 more game days, Major Tom will call out on his monkey pip boy to the players pimp boy inviting the player to rejoin him, if the player finds Major with in yet another 3 game days and again recruits Major Tom, they will be joyfully reunited, ending the full quest "Wild Thing parts 1 and 2" *This quest gives no reward to the player but Major Tom will gain +50 points of health and his damage threshold will boost to 25. Also, if the player later dissmisses Major Tom, Major Tom will return to this new home where he can again be recruited as a companion.

• Soon to come Quests : "Drunken Monkey Blues" and "Major Tom's a junkie"

Major Tom's Fictional Companion Perks

Fallout: New Vegas is not the first Fallout game to introduce the concept of companions having perks, but is the first to have perks that affect the party as a whole.

Name	Follower req	Benefit	Code
Monkey Mojo	Major Tom	While Major Tom is the compainion the Player gains +25 points to sneak.	007sneak
Monkey Dance Distraction	Major Tom	For 5 miutes or untill out of range, the player gains an addional +25 sneak, +20 Pick pocket, +10 Pick Lock, +5 science for hacking terminals	007dance
Wild Thing	Major Tom	Major Tom gains +50 Health and his Damage Threshold becomes 25	007boost
Shared Animal Friendship	Major Tom	With Major Tom as a compainion, the player shares Major Tom's Animal Friendship perk	007animal

SaintPain → That was broke a'fore I got here dead

A long daze into night, AKA, A Painful moment.

Saint Pain sat alone at the bar, his companions dismissed, a glass half empty in his left hand and a bottle half full in his right. It was a sparkly moment as the late, late afternoon summer sun light made it's way around the town square's clock tower, through the lazy smog and hot passing dust devils to sneak through the grit on the windows and broken shutters slits, there to be reflected back like some old, refocused magic in a tight thin prismatic beam from the shattered bar mirrors, onto the face of an old world coin on the counter that held Saint Pain transfixed in a moment between light and darkness.

Saint Pain knew this was the moment an old friend was about to enter the bar, he also knew, in a few heart beats more, one of them would be dead and justly sent to hell.

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SaintPain→ That was broke afore I got here.

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Presents, prizes & awards

Nukapedia Project Medal You have been awarded the Nukapedia Project Medal for your efforts within the Fallout 3 and Fallout: New Vegas notable loot project. Thanks for helping out with the project! --Skire (talk) 00:44, March 27, 2013 (UTC)

Nukapedia Project Medal You have been awarded the Nukapedia Project Medal for your efforts within the Fallout: New Vegas creatures project. Thanks for helping out with the project! --Kastera (talk) 20:37, March 13, 2012 (UTC)

You have been given Monkey Madness. Your efforts and diligence have not gone unnoticed, and you have been given a small token of appreciation. You've got some Monkey Madness, brother! --SP

You have been given The Elemental Crystals. Your efforts and diligence have not gone unnoticed, and you have been given a small token of appreciation. Gaurd it with your life The Netherealm awaits for you

You have been given an awesome party. Your efforts and diligence have not gone unnoticed, and you have been given a small token of appreciation. You don't really know what happened, you can't find your friend and there's a deathclaw in the walk-in closet so it's safe to assume that it was a helluva party! --The Ever Ruler (talk) 06:06, December 25, 2012 (UTC)

You have been given A new sidearm. Your efforts and diligence have not gone unnoticed, and you have been given a small token of appreciation. Happy Veterans Day! "Semper Invictus" 15:42, November 11, 2012 (UTC)

You have been given a new pistol for your armory!. Your efforts and diligence have not gone unnoticed, and you have been given a small token of appreciation. Happy Veterans Day to you! -- 17:28, November 11, 2012 (UTC)

You have been given a piece of Artillery just like you remember. Your efforts and diligence have not gone unnoticed, and you have been given a small token of appreciation. Saint Pain, I offically thank you for your service to your country. May your country never forget what you did for them. -- The Old World Relics (talk) 18:11, November 11, 2012 (UTC)

You have been given a shiny ripper. Your efforts and diligence have not gone unnoticed, and you have been given a small token of appreciation. For more and more pain! Merry Christmas! Energy X 09:50, December 25, 2012 (UTC)

You have been given a walkie-talkie. Your efforts and diligence have not gone unnoticed, and you have been given a small token of appreciation. Now you can still communicate with us on chat, Saint 6-6. Happy Holidays! "Semper Invictus" 21:14, December 23, 2012 (UTC)

You have been given a book of riddles. Your efforts and diligence have not gone unnoticed, and you have been given a small token of appreciation. Hope you enjoy it SP! I'm sure you can get a bunch of use out of it! Merry Christmas Saint! -- "Those Old World Relics still stand..." 22:40, December 23, 2012 (UTC)

You have been given a Sierra Madre logo. Your efforts and diligence have not gone unnoticed, and you have been given a small token of appreciation. May this remind you that you should let go, and begin again. I hope your grudges on every member on our site be gone, and start a new, clean slate again. Merry Christmas, Saint 'o Pain! GAUZZ RIFLE Wanna talk?

For SaintPain, From Agent C	You have been given a Christmas Gift
	Unwrap! Merry Christmas! You have been given An Olive Branch. Your efforts and diligence have not gone unnoticed, and you have been given a small token of appreciation. To end the differences we've had Agent c (talk) 01:34, December 25, 2012 (UTC)

SNM Santa - Time to reap what you've sown, mortal. TALK - 03:21, December 25, 2012 (UTC) Your patronage is appreciated. Please accept this token as a promise of what's to come with the New Year.

Shakespearean ID

Which Shakespearean character are you ? I got to be Puck I knew it would be so!

You Scored as Robin Goodfellow, Puck. Puck loves to have fun at other people's expense. He is the author of the phrase, What fools these mortals be! Sure, you may think he's just a faerie, but he's The friggin' coolest faerie in the whole bloody forest ! He feels bad when he does something genuinely wrong, but doesn't when it's all in good fun.

Point of advice: pay very close attention to what you do to prevent those nasty little mistakes.

Robin Goodfellow 100% Romeo the Montague 75% The Scottish King Macbeth 69% Othello 69% Hamlet, Prince of Denmark 38% Benedick 25% Richard III 25%

• Talk page me your own results ~;P

Gaming philosophy

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Johnny Cash - The Man Comes Around

http://youtu.be/GDA708XlFIo Soggy Bottom Boys - I'm A Man Of Constant Sorrow
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Dick Dale ~ Riders in the sky
http://youtu.be/qv9r-kQMuAk The Animals - The House of the Rising Sun [Lyrics] HD
http://youtu.be/rKE3FSPJu-4 David Bowie - Space Oddity (stereo version)
http://youtu.be/5EOZpqr3Kno Karaoke - Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit
http://youtu.be/CGBDWER-wUI Wagner - Ride of the Valkyries
http://youtu.be/2bx-mR8VB_s 2001 A Space Odyssey (Rejected Score) AKA Glorious infamy