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My Life In a NutshellEdit
911: 911, what is the nature of your emergency?
Man: (Excitedly) the wings on my shoes have shrunk and now the moths won't eat my kidneys! When I shake my state capitol it only yields three fairy napkins but how... (interrupted)
911: Could you please repeat that sir?
Man: (Continuing) my banana slippers are like water boats because when the moon winks sometimes it burns my hamster punches... (interrupted)
911: Alright sir, just remain where you are, I'm sending help.
Man: (continuing) and that's how you get to llama school!
P.S. I wasn't even there
P.S.S. Calebs a liar...