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Cartman!

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March 9, 2009
  • I am Matthew Hopkins, Witchfinder.
TribalWisdom(colour)
Cartmonicus III
FO02 NPC Sulik
Biography
racePure human with somewhat impure thoughts
affiliationYo momma!
roleTribesman
Insomniac extraordinaire
rankVault Administrator
locationÞe olde England
Gameplay
questsFind the shepherd's pie thief
Who killed Mrs. Smith's cat?
Who ate Mrs. Smith's cat?
Who ate Mrs. Smith?
Fix the broken brain
Statistics
karmaChaotic neutral
base SPECIAL6ST, 4PE, 8EN, 6CH, 6IN, 9AG, 0LK
tag skillsSurvival
Lockpick
Melee
perksWanderlust
Argumentativeness
Pragmatism
Opinionated
CartmanHeaderfixed
Copyright of whoever this belongs to fair use etc

Hello there, my name is Cartman (aka the Foolish One), and I won't be talking about myself in the third person which may come as a shock to some of you.

I enjoy long moonlit walks on the beach and watching the sun set from a suitable vantage point.

Feel free to talk to me about anything if you feel the urge.

UPDATE: I was recently killed by cazaclaws.

NotesEdit

I like how Cart says good bye. Maybe other admins kickban a man without lookin' 'im in the face, but Cart ain't a fink, dig?

Almighty Higgey
  • Cartman is actually not a South Park reference and I don't watch the show.
    • Here's the story: my last name begins with "Cart" and a friend of mine decided to nickname me in the rather conventional way of taking the first letter and adding man, unintentionally creating a rather unconventional name. Yeah, I don't have to spell that one out now do I ;). So anyway, I understandably altered the name and from that day forward a Cartman was born (with added exclamation mark for flavour).
      • There appears to be some confusion as to why I use South Park's Cartman as my talk avatar despite my name not being a South Park reference, and as I explained to one user:

Well it isn't, but I have the advantage of my namesake being an instantly recognisable pop culture figure, effortlessly making me more memorable ;)

— And there you have it.
  • If I see you making a pointless or otherwise questionable edit prepare to be reverted and for me to shake my virtual fist at you as I attempt to summarise my annoyance in the limited space of the summary box.
  • I'm not a bad person and I will reply to any messages left on my talk page (within reason) and as long as you respect the fact that everyone is entitled to an opinion everything should be fine. If I criticise something you say on a blog post, try to criticise me back! Just because I raise my voice in opposition it doesn't mean I don't think you can have an opinion.

Project ideaEdit

Well you see, I'm very big on consistency, and I've had something in mind for a while now akin to the creature projects. Why can't the same principle used on creature pages be applied to non-unique characters?

As an example a page with a name like "Caesar's Legion legionaries" (or something sounding less repetitive) could contain the seperate denominations of the ranks, beginning with recruit legionaries and ending in centurio or the praetorian guard. As another example, Brotherhood of Steel rankings could be listed beginning with initiate, and ascending through the ranks to knights and scribes, and ending in paladins. This can possibly extend to the likes of super mutants aswell.

Of course there would be a smaller amount of pages to create compared to the creatures, but there would probably be a lot more to say of each individual denomination. Seeing how the creatures are listed feels very uniform and correct, and comparing it to the rest of the random character pages irks me somewhat.

  • Please contribute to this discussion and tell me what you think!

Random crapEdit

  • Weekends are slow days for me as I have other engagements, so if I take longer than usual to reply or to do something don't be offended.

Notable Fallout related quotesEdit

  • This inflatable rubber sex doll has a torn seam. It's obviously been well used.
  • I am the bringer of death. Fall to your knees and beg for mercy... Or give me a sandwich, I'm pretty hungry.

Quick linksEdit

Sun

GiftsEdit

The ring
You have been given a ring....
Your efforts and diligence have not gone unnoticed, and you have been given a small token of appreciation.
You have been given a sign of friendship. Lord Atheon Scar 02:17, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
Desktopterminal
You have been given the Internet.
Your efforts and diligence have not gone unnoticed, and you have been given a small token of appreciation.
For saying "I see you've come out of the closet as a bronosexual." Pat :3 20:59, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
YourveryownSHILLEGLAGH
You have been given Your very own Shillelagh!.
Your efforts and diligence have not gone unnoticed, and you have been given a small token of appreciation.
Merry christmas Cart! :D Pat Gif dancinggir testHugz for GIR? ;3

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