You have found me, the mighty Wizard of Water! The Deacon of Drink! The Titan of Thirst!
Think you can best me in armed combat? I think not! My pure, refreshing water will shield me!
But it doesn't need to come to that... Spare yourself my wrath and we can split the profits!
What say ye, knaves?
Settle down, Wiz. We don't want to fight. We just want our cut.
A wise choice! Take your reward, my loyal subjects!
You took advantage of too many people. You're going down, “Wizard”!
Fine, then! If not the water of life then the BLOOD OF DEATH! HAVE AT THEE!
The following is based on unverified behind the scenes information and has not been confirmed by canon sources.
The name of this quest likely comes from Snake Oil Tonic, which was sold by Snake Oil salesmen during the 19th century. They were proclaimed as miracle medicine claiming they could cure a plethora of ailments, make the user stronger and increase their longevity.
End of information based on unverified behind the scenes information.