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Good morning, everyone! Are you feeling tired this morning? Are you just not a morning person? Or maybe you're just looking for a good drink to start the day with? Well, coming to Slocum's Joe is the right choice!— Dough-Boy, Pirate Radio

Slocum's Joe was a pre-War coffee and donut company based in Malden.

Background[]

Slocum's focused on two things: Joe (coffee) and doughnuts. While their food was noted by some to exceed the daily recommended amount of carbohydrates and fat,[1] Although incredibly popular, to the point that even cover shops trying to deter customers had trouble keeping them away,[2] its coffee was also considered by some (eg. culinary critic Glen Ramos) to be stale and overly acidic, as well as overpriced at $28 per cup[3] ($30 when bought together with a large jelly doughnut).[4]

Slocum's always tried to stay one step ahead of the competition, such as by trying to solve the problem of keeping coffee hot and doughnuts fresh. Their answer was Slocum's Buzzbites, a delicious doughnut filled with hot coffee and chemically preserved to stay hot, which had a 90% chance of inflicting 3rd-degree burns on consumers. This led to it being deemed too dangerous for distribution by authorities.[5]

Locations[]

Name Game
Slocum's Joe Corporate HQ, Malden Fallout 4
General Atomics Galleria Fallout 4
Monsignor Plaza, Cambridge Fallout 4
Slocum's Joe #38, Lexington Fallout 4
Slocum's Joe, Mass Bay Medical Center Fallout 4
Baxter building, Financial District Fallout 4
Slocum's Joe, Watoga Shopping Plaza Fallout 76
Morgantown (two locations) Fallout 76
Charleston Fallout 76
Slocum's Joe Fallout 76

Products[]

Notes[]

The mascot's name is "Dough-Boy."[6][7]

Behind the scenes[]

  • Slocum's Joe is a reference to Dunkin' Donuts, a company founded in Quincy, Massachusetts in 1950. Like Slocum's Joe, Dunkin' Donuts maintains its corporate headquarters in the greater Boston area, in Canton, Massachusetts.
  • The Bethesda Gear Store sells promotional items featuring the brand.[Non-game 1]

Gallery[]

References[]

  1. Curie: "Be careful. Much of Slocum's Joe food greatly exceeds the daily allowance of carbohydrates and fat."
    (Curie's dialogue)
  2. The Switchboard terminal entries
  3. Slocum's Woes
  4. Slocum's Joe advertisement.
  5. Notice to Slocum's Joe
  6. Pirate Radio/Advertisements
  7. Fallout 76 Pip-Boy 2000 Mark VI Dough-Boy Paint description: "Embrace your love of Slocum's Joe with the Slocum's Joe Dough-Boy Pip-Boy Paint!"

Non-game

  1. Slocum’s Joe Vault Boy Tee: "DOUGH BOY MEETS VAULT BOY
    This artwork features Vault Boy in the pink and brown uniform of a Slocum’s Joe server, holding a box of 6 delicious donuts. Nobody knows if he intends to eat the oversized sentient donut in his right hand. But they seem to get along just fine."
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