Here are some simple rules for you to follow.

• Don't tinker with the collar -- you'll probably blow yourself up, which would serve you right.
  

• The Mezzer rays trigger the collar's self-destruct mechanism, so once the collar's on, don't shoot the slave with the Mesmetron, unless you want to pay me for a new collar.
  

• If you lose a collar, or get it stolen from you, you'll end up wearing one. We won't tolerate any threat to our business.
  

If you have any questions, piss off. I don't have time for retards.

 - Grouse