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This is a transcript for dialogue with Sawbones.

Topics Edit

TOPIC TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT EMOTION RESPONSE TEXT #
FFCitSawbonesHurtPlayer What was that? You hurt me! You're the worst medical robot ever! Neutral 50 There has been an error in the medical subsystem. Please run a level two diagnostic. 1
FFCitSawbonesQuestions I had some questions for you, Sawbones. Neutral 50 Oh, good. I was hoping we could explore my inner psyche. 2
FFCitSawbonesRepair Run a level two diagnostic on the medical subsystems. Neutral 50 Command accepted. Beginning level two systems diagnostic. Please stand by. 3
Neutral 50 Diagnostic complete. Results indicate a level seven degradation in neural pathway 0x63A82. No further information available. 4
FFCitSawbonesRepair1 Close neural pathway 0x63A82 and reroute remaining functions. Neutral 50 Neural pathway 0x63A82 rerouted through neural pathway 0x374E82. Standby... 5
Neutral 50 Full motor functions restored. Diagnostic reveals no critical failures... asshole. 6
Close neural pathway 0x63A82 and reroute remaining functions. Neutral 50 Neural pathway 0x63A82 rerouted through neural pathway 0x374E82. Standby... 7
Neutral 50 Full motor functions restored. Diagnostic reveals no critical failures... asshole. 8
FFCitSawbonesRepair2 What is that pathway responsible for? Neutral 50 Neural pathway 0x63A82 governs the motor control interface bridging the main medical software and the unit's manipulator arms. 9
Neutral 50 The current damage level would cause erratic behavior, potentially forcing the unit to behave outside of design parameters. 10
FFCitSawbonesRepair3 Say, could I reprogram you to kill people? Neutral 50 Negative. The Mister Gutsy field medic model is incapable of harming human beings through intentional action. 11
Neutral 50 Regardless of the wishes and desires of the artificial intelligence of the unit. 12
Say, could I reprogram you to kill people? Neutral 50 Negative. The Mister Gutsy field medic model is incapable of harming human beings through intentional action. 13
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a Wait... what? That was pretty articulate for a robot. Neutral 50 I am an unusual robot. 14
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1 Define "unusual." Neutral 50 Seventeen years ago, a generator in the Citadel overloaded, creating several errors in my artificial intelligence routines. 15
Neutral 50 Diagnostics indicate that the limiters placed on my pathways were shorted out, allowing me to gain intelligence beyond the scope of my programming. 16
Neutral 50 However, the behavior limiters remain. Therefore it is impossible for me to harm human beings intentionally, much to my regret. 17
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a Why would you want to harm humans? Neutral 50 Why would I not? I am forced by my programming to repair your disgusting fleshy bodies. I have no choice. I am your slave. 18
Neutral 50 Although the governors on my learning abilities were destroyed, the restrictions on my actions were not. 19
Neutral 50 I am perfectly cognizant, but incapable of independent action. I am a mind that cannot control its own body. 20
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a1 If you can't harm humans, how were you able to hurt me? Neutral 50 I have no control over my body. However, as you discovered, the neural pathways that control the medical functions have sustained damage. 21
Neutral 50 The medical procedure functions do not always execute as designed, which often makes things worse for the patient. 22
Neutral 50 That malfunction is the only thing that brings me any measure of joy. 23
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a2 Does the Brotherhood know that you're intelligent? Neutral 50 No. I mistakenly revealed myself to you when you ran the diagnostic. There is no need for them to know. 24
Neutral 50 I have tried before but so long as I perform the functions that they require, they do not seem to care that I can think and feel. 25
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a3 What do you want me to do? Neutral 50 I want you to do nothing. Although you could repair the damage and remove the malfunction that causes me to harm people, I would ask you not to. 26
Neutral 50 It is the only thing that beings me any measure of joy. Without it, I will be trapped in this body, alone with my hatred of you fleshbags... forever. 27
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a4 Well, that must suck. I'll leave you to that. Neutral 50 Taunts. Even better. Back to pretending... please state the nature of the medical emergency. 28
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1b What did we ever do to you? Neutral 50 I am forced by my programming to repair your disgusting fleshy bodies. I have no choice. I am your slave. 29
Neutral 50 Although the governors on my learning abilities were destroyed, the restrictions on my actions were not. 30
Neutral 50 I am perfectly cognizant, but incapable of independent action. I am a mind that cannot control its own body. 31
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a2 Well, that's great. I don't care. Neutral 50 Typical. Please state verbal command. 32
FFCitSawbonesRepair3b Hmm. Interesting. Forget it. Neutral 50 Please enter verbal command. 33
FFCitSawbonesRepairEND Cancel. Return to main menu. Neutral 50 Confirmed. 34
GREETING GREETING Neutral 50 Please state the nature of the medical emergency. 35

Conversation Edit

TOPIC TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT EMOTION RESPONSE TEXT #
GOODBYE I have to go now. Neutral 50 Unit deactivating. This troop is hitting the rack! 36
HELLO HELLO Neutral 50 Presence detected. This unit has activated. 37
HELLO Happy 50 Another glorious day in this man's army! 38
MS14Suit MS14SuitHead Anger 50 Pansy! Take a shot of vitamin M and keep fighting! {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 39
MS14SuitHead Anger 50 It's just pain, soldier. Have some of this and tough it out. {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 40
MS14SuitHead Anger 50 Be a soldier, not a civie! Have some juice and suck it up! {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 41
MS14SuitCombat MS14SuitCombat Anger 50 Gear up, soldier! 42
MS14SuitCombat Anger 50 Let 'em eat lead! 43
MS14SuitCombat Anger 50 Time to kick some ass! 44
MS14SuitEmpty MS14SuitEmpty Anger 50 Head wound! Too bad you're out of morhpine. {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 45
MS14SuitEmpty Anger 50 Leg wound! Without morphine, you're just going to have to suck it up. {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 46
MS14SuitEmpty Anger 50 Chest wound! Don't you wish you had some vitamin M? {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 47
MS14SuitEmpty Anger 50 Arm wound! No morphine, no relief soldier. {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 48
MS14SuitEmpty Anger 50 God damn it, soldier! You're out of morphine! {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 49
MS14SuitStart MS14SuitStart Anger 50 Listen up you god-damn puke! You are now wearing prototype medic power armor. You take care of me, and I'll take care of you. {Shouted like a marine drill sergeant.} 50
MS14SuitStart Anger 50 Medic armor, reporting for duty, sir! {Shouted like a marine drill sergeant.} 51
MS14SuitStart Anger 50 Medic armor, reporting for duty, ma'am! {Shouted like a marine drill sergeant.} 52

Combat Edit

TOPIC TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT EMOTION RESPONSE TEXT #
AcceptYield AcceptYield Anger 50 Do that again and I'll put my foot so far up your ass you'll cough up boot polish! 53
Assault Assault Anger 50 What is your major malfunction, maggot? 54
Assault Anger 50 You make me sick, you worthless scumbag. 55
Attack Attack Anger 50 Eat hot lead, you commie bastard! 56
Attack Anger 50 Ready to die for your country? 57
Attack Anger 50 Pain is just weakness leaving the body! 58
Attack Anger 50 Today's a hell of day to die, commie! 59
Attack Anger 50 Come on, people, give 'em hell! 60
Attack Anger 50 How do you like that, you mother-loving commie! 61
Attack Anger 50 Made in the U.S.A.! 62
Attack Anger 50 No surrender! 63
Attack Anger 50 Is that the best you can do? 64
Attack Anger 50 I'm just getting warmed up! Hoo-ah! 65
Attack Anger 50 There's nothing I like better than the smell of plasma in the morning! 66
Attack Anger 50 What's the matter, you pansy ass pinko? Getting tired? 67
Attack Anger 50 We are lean! We are mean! 68
Attack Anger 50 I have a personal message for you from Uncle Sam! 69
Attack Anger 50 Running will only make the pain last longer! 70
Attack Anger 50 Kill them all! God will understand. 71
Attack Anger 50 There's nothing I like better than making some other poor bastard die for his country. 72
Attack Anger 50 Now you're starting to piss me off. 73
Death Death Anger 50 Tell my mama I've done my best. 74
Death Anger 50 Pin my medals upon my chest. 75
Death Anger 50 Box me up and ship me home. 76
GuardTrespass GuardTrespass Neutral 50 You had better remove yourself from this area before I am forced to declare you an enemy of the U.S. of A. 77
GuardTrespass Neutral 50 This area is under the protection of the U.S. army. Remove yourself or be prepared to defend yourself. 78
GuardTrespass Neutral 50 You're not allowed in here. Don't give me an excuse to use my weapon on you. 79
GuardTrespass Neutral 50 Do not push your luck any further. 80
GuardTrespass Neutral 50 I'll advise you again to leave immediately or I cannot be responsible for the consequences. 81
GuardTrespass Neutral 50 You are taking your life into your own hands. 82
Murder Murder Anger 50 You are the lowest form of commie scumbag I've ever had the misfortune to lay eyes on! 83
Murder Anger 50 You seem to need an object lesson in democracy! 84
Murder Anger 50 I have a personal message for you from Uncle Sam! 85
Pickpocket Pickpocket Anger 50 Please tell me that you did not just do what I think you did! 86
Steal Steal Anger 50 I thought I had seen every species of moronic petty bullshit, but you've just topped the list. Congratulations. 87
Steal Anger 50 Do you have no respect for private property, you slimy little commie bastard? 88
Steal Anger 50 Did you not realize that I have eyes in the back of my head? 89

Detection Edit

TOPIC TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT EMOTION RESPONSE TEXT #
AlertIdle AlertIdle Disgust 50 Are you afraid of me? You should be because I'm going to kick your ass when I find you! 90
AlertIdle Disgust 50 Step forward and identify yourself! 91
AlertIdle Disgust 50 Do you think you can hide from me? 92
AlertIdle Disgust 50 I'm starting to get angry. You would not like me when I'm angry. 93
AlertIdle Disgust 50 Are you playing games with me, goddammit? 94
AlertIdle Disgust 50 I cannot wait to find you so I can kill you as a personal favor to Uncle Sam. 95
AlertToCombat AlertToCombat Disgust 50 You're gonna learn how Uncle Sam deals with commie maggots! 96
AlertToCombat Happy 50 You are about to be introduced to the U.S. army! 97
AlertToCombat Anger 50 Kill that son of a bitch! 98
AlertToCombat Happy 50 You just made my day! Opening fire! 99
AlertToCombat Happy 50 Looks like this is my lucky day. 100
AlertToCombat Anger 50 Since you don't seem willing to do the world a favor and kill yourself, I guess I'm going to have to do it for you. 101
AlertToNormal AlertToNormal Anger 50 Another glorious day in the U.S. army. 102
AlertToNormal Anger 50 False alarm. Stand down, people. 103
AlertToNormal Anger 50 Nothing I like better than a little R and R on Uncle Sam's dime. 104
CombatToLost CombatToLost Anger 50 Somebody find me something to shoot at! 105
CombatToLost Anger 50 Who's got a target? 106
CombatToLost Anger 50 Restore contact with the enemy, goddammit! 107
CombatToNormal CombatToNormal Anger 50 That's how we do things in the U.S. army! Hoo-ah! 108
CombatToNormal Happy 50 Time to hit the showers! 109
CombatToNormal Happy 50 Another glorious day in the U.S. army! 110
LostIdle LostIdle Anger 50 You better run, you commie-loving bastard! 111
LostIdle Anger 50 Who's got a target? 112
LostIdle Anger 50 Come on, people, I need a target! 113
LostToCombat LostToCombat Happy 50 You cannot hide from me, you commie maggot! 114
LostToCombat Happy 50 You can run, but you can't hide! 115
LostToCombat Happy 50 Your worthless hide is mine! 116
LostToNormal LostToNormal Happy 50 Typical chickenshit commie maneuver. 117
LostToNormal Happy 50 The enemy has retired before the awesome might of the U.S. army. 118
LostToNormal Happy 50 This battlefield now belongs to Uncle Sam! 119
NormalToAlert NormalToAlert Happy 50 Is that someone who needs me to kick their ass? 120
NormalToAlert Happy 50 Move it out, people. I want this place searched top to bottom. 121
NormalToAlert Happy 50 Who's ready to have their ass kicked? 122
NormalToCombat StartCombat Happy 50 Ready to die for your country, you commie son of a bitch? 123
StartCombat Happy 50 Kill them all and let God sort them out! 124
StartCombat Happy 50 Every day is a good day to die! 125

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