Candace, it's Ralph. Tell dad there's no way in hell I'm spending nuclear Armageddon trapped with him in a fucking closet. You can have my number. It's "6." Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a mushroom cloud to walk into. Have a happy holocaust!

— Ralph, on his holotape

Ralph Keller is part of the Keller family. He does not actually appear in the game, but is mentioned in the Keller family transcript.


As Ralph mentions in a note to his sister, he had no intention of taking shelter from the imminent disaster and being restricted to a confined location with his father, deciding instead that he has "a mushroom cloud to walk into." This indicates that he commited suicide via a nuclear explosion.


Ralph Keller is mentioned only in Fallout 3.

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