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Armor[]

T-51b power armor[]

Flagnarmor
Main article: T-51b power armor

Chems[]

Super Duper stimpak[]

Superduperstim
Main article: Super Duper stimpak
The absolute BEST life-saving healing drug available on the market today! One shot of this, and even the dead will rise again! This is a clone of the MedTech 2000 model, not those cheap models. The needle alone will wake the dead and provide life-saving stimulus. If you’re looking for the one medical item to carry at all times, this is not the GUN FOR YOU, but it is the best stimpak you can afford!— Crazy Ivan's description

Guns[]

AKA-47[]

AKA-47
Main article: AKA-47
The absolute BEST assault rifle available! Dependable, reliable, and trusty! You can always count on your AKA-47. It never lets you down and always keeps firing, regardless of conditions. Accuracy and firepower are outstanding and unbelievable! If you’re looking for one gun to carry for any occasion, from hunting to self-defense to proactive self-defense, this is the GUN FOR YOU!— Crazy Ivan's description

9mm Burreyetta, Model 86d[]

9mm Burreyetta, Model 86d
The absolute BEST 9mm handgun available! This little pistol packs a wallop and delivers high-quality manufactured precision lethality with minimal kick. Rechambered to commonly available 9mm rounds, this is a reliable handgun that will keep punching little holes in paper or flesh targets as long as you keep pulling the trigger (and reloading). If you’re looking for one gun to carry for any occasion, from nights on the town, to mornings in the gutter, this is the GUN FOR YOU! Optional blade attachment may be available; if your package has sharp edges, it is included.— Crazy Ivan's description

Chemblaster™ 3000™ CDS[]

Chemblaster 3000 CDS
The absolute BEST chemical delivery system available! This high-pressure chemical blaster is perfect all for pressure situations, low to high. If you need to put virulent chemicals on target, this is the CDS for you. It has an extra pressure chamber, multiple chem bottles, and DayGlow™ technology for high-speed/high-accuracy dispensing during twilight hours. If you're looking for one CDS to carry, this is the only one we have and it is the GUN FOR YOU!— Crazy Ivan's description

Garry's modified Shotgun with Accessories[]

Garry's Modified Shotgun with Accessories
The absolute BEST shotgun available! This should be called a “shotfun”! The best modern .12ga a shooter can buy (well, the only modern .12ga available), this is the model 42 with optional accessories mandatorily included. You get a suppressor, a scope and a beer coozie. If you’re looking for one gun to carry for any occasion, from clay shooting, Clay Jones shooting, to target plinking, this is the GUN FOR YOU!— Crazy Ivan's description

.25 VOLCANOESQUE multi-chamber handgun[]

25 VOLCANOESQUE multi-chamber Handgun
The absolute BEST .25 multi-chamber handgun available in the world! Except maybe for those Swedish bastards, they made a pretty good .25 multi-chamber handgun, but we lost the container during shipment and didn’t really have a chance to compare the two models. If you need extra firepower, in a handy and convenient form factor, the .25 caliber VOLCANOESQUE multi-chamber handgun is the pistol you’ve been waiting for. Fire four times faster! If you’re looking for one gun to carry for any occasion, this is the GUN FOR YOU! Really, we mean it. Except for long-range shooting.— Crazy Ivan's description


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