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This is a transcript for dialogue with Pvt. Davey Crenshaw.

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GREETING GREETING Neutral 50 Hey! Can't you see I'm busy here? 1
Neutral 50 Nah, I'm just kidding. This has to be the most worthless patrol duty on the whole base. They never attack this gate. 2
Neutral 50 They just put me back here because they don't think I can handle anything else. 3
GREETING Neutral 50 Man, am I bored. 4
VMS08PrivateCrenshawTopic000 I've heard you're kind of a prankster. Neutral 50 Heh. My reputation precedes me, I see. Yeah I pulled a few pranks in my time. 5
VMS08PrivateCrenshawTopic001 What kinds of pranks have you pulled? Neutral 50 Aw, usual stuff. Brought a brahmin upstairs in the terminal once. They can go upstairs but not down. Two heads and both of 'em dumb as stumps. 6
Neutral 50 That got me some detention time, but it was worth it 'cause they couldn't get the brahmin back down, so it visited me a few times in my cell. 7
Neutral 50 Dropped some firecrackers in the toilets too. That was the real bad one for me. 8
Neutral 50 Turns out there's no way to replace the toilets now. Toilet company blew up in the War. I think they'd just have shot me if they weren't shorthanded. 9
VMS08PrivateCrenshawTopic002 That's great because I'm in the middle of pulling a prank right now. Neutral 50 No kidding! What'd you cook up? 10
VMS08PrivateCrenshawTopic003 <Pull Pin>I just pulled the pin out of somebody's grenade. Neutral 50 Man, I can't wait to see the look on his face! 11
VMS08PrivateCrenshawTopic004 [Attack] I'm going to get you in trouble for blowing up the monorail. Neutral 50 What? Like hell you are. 12
VMS08PrivateCrenshawTopic005 Good news, private. I'm here to relieve you. Neutral 50 Really? That's great. I was getting so sick of this. 13
VMS08PrivateCrenshawTopic006 ...but relief must follow unbearable suffering. Neutral 50 {Terrified} Holy Christ. Get- get away from me! 14
VMS08PrivateCrenshawTopic007 [Attack] The bad news is I'm here to relieve you of your life. Neutral 50 What- What are you doing? 15
VMS08PrivateCrenshawTopic008 Never mind, I was mistaken. Neutral 50 Aww. {"Nuts."} 16
VMS08PrivateCrenshawTopic009 Fascinating. Let's talk about something else. Neutral 50 Sure thing. Careful, though. I'll talk your ear off. 17

Conversation Edit

GOODBYE Goodbye. Neutral 50 Catch you later. 18

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