Cats are dirty critters that pee indoors. They got no business being in a bar.
If you think I'd choose you over Tink, you're sorely mistaken.
Fine. But Cats do not belong on top of chairs. Tables. Any place a paying customer would sit. Period.
Tink can sit wherever she wants or you can wait the damned tables yourself.
Firmly and sincerely, Debby
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