TOPIC
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TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT
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EMOTION
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RESPONSE TEXT
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CaravanOffer
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Want to play a hand of Caravan?
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Neutral 50
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Sure. Ol No-bark is always looking to play. Not for entertainment, mind you, but because if you look at the cards right you can know the future.
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1
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CaravanPlayerLoses
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CaravanPlayerLoses
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Neutral 50
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No-bark wins! A few more like that and the curse'll get lifted for sure.
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2
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CaravanPlayerWins
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CaravanPlayerWins
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Neutral 50
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Dang it! Shoulda known you was getting caravan hints from the bloatfly spirits what live in these parts.
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3
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Neutral 50
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Well I'll be cold and rotting before I let them get the best of me. Let's go again.
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4
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CaravanRematchNo
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I'm all done playing for now.
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Neutral 50
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Dang it, No-bark, just when you was making a friend.
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5
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CaravanRematchYes
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Yeah, let's play again.
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Neutral 50
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No more magic spells this time.
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6
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GREETING
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GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Who sent you? I ain't talking. They tried to get me to talk before, but I didn't say nothing. And I don't aim to now, by gum.
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7
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GREETING
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Neutral 50
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You've seen them too, haven't you? I can see it in your eyes. I knew I wasn't the only one.
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8
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NobarkAbductorID
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Who was it?
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Surprise 90
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Molerat men, come up from the Underneath to steal young women with promises of riches and fancy mud mansions with all the latest designer appliances.
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9
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Surprise 75
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They covet our ladyfolk's long hair for wigs, it's said, being either bald or balding themselves.
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10
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NobarkActingStrange
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Has anybody been acting strange lately?
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Neutral 50
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I don't trust a man that doesn't have something strange going on about him, 'cause it means he's hiding it from you.
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11
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Neutral 50
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If a man's wearing his pants on his head or if he says his words backwards from time to time, you know it's all laid out there for you.
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12
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Neutral 50
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But if he's friendly to strangers and keeps his home spick-and-span, more often than not he's done something even his own ma couldn't forgive.
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13
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NobarkActuallyAtRepcon
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Who do you think is actually at the factory?
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Surprise 90
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Ghosts. Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead.
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14
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Surprise 80
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Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.
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15
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Neutral 50
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I seen one of them disappear and reappear before my very eyes.
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16
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Neutral 50
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Although being a scientist, I have to admit I might've just blinked for longer than usual, what with the shock of seeing a commie ghost and so forth.
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17
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NobarkBoonesWife
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What do you know about the abduction of Boone's wife?
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Neutral 50
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Seen it all. Seen shadowy folk come to his room and leave again in the middle of the night. Thought one might've gone in the lobby, too, for a spell.
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18
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Neutral 50
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Could be that person went in to get something. Or use the john maybe. Mighty interesting either way, you ask me.
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19
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Neutral 50
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I thought it was cannibals, come to eat us all for sure, so I kept out of sight. But now I know better.
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20
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NobarkCanTalkFromHere
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We can talk from this distance.
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Neutral 50
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You sure, now? It's kinda hard to hear you.
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21
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NobarkCorralDeaths
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What else do you know about the deaths at the corral?
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Neutral 50
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I come face to face with the chupacabra himself one night whilst I was investigating whether this gecko was hiding his treasure from me.
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22
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Neutral 50
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He was the meanest, ugliest chupacabra you could imagine. Had two heads, and fangs down to the ground.
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23
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Neutral 50
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Best I could tell, anyways, since when he come up to me he was invisible.
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24
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Neutral 50
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Had himself a blunderbuss what would rotate and shoot bullets real fast out of a backpack. Never seen nothing like it.
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25
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Neutral 50
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Walked right past me having an argument with somebody.
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26
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Neutral 50
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But I only saw the one chupacabra, so I guess the other fella had to be invisible too. Only more invisible than the other one.
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27
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NobarkGoingOn
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What's been going on in town?
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Neutral 50
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There's been things of a disturbing nature going on at the McBride Corral.
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28
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Neutral 50
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Seems every night one of their herd meets a most unnatural death, and always there's holes all over the body.
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29
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Surprise 75
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Work of the chupacabra, the livestock vampire, says No-bark, but they don't pay no mind. Too many holes, they say, and there's bullets in them.
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30
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Neutral 50
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Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in.
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31
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NobarkIfYoureGoingToBeWeird
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If you're going to be weird, I'm just going to leave.
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Anger 35
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Weird's just normal when normal decides to start taking notice of things. You just think about that.
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32
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Neutral 50
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Now what'd you come here for?
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33
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NobarkInterestingHappenings
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Is anything interesting happening in the area?
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Neutral 50
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Folks'll tell you that they seen ghouls up near the rocket factory.
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34
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Neutral 50
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Sensationalist hooey, cooked up by superstitious yokels seeing phantoms of their own imagining.
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35
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NobarkLeaving
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I have to go now.
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Neutral 50
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Let me know if you meet anyone suspicious.
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36
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NobarkMeanNoHarm
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I don't mean any harm.
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Neutral 50
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We'll just see about that. You come any closer and I'm liable to stick you with my stickin' knife. Ol' Sticky's feeling mighty ornery this day.
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NobarkSomethingElse
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Let's talk about something else.
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Neutral 50
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Good idea. It ain't safe to stay on the same topic for too long.
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38
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NobarkWhoTriedToMakeYouTalk
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Who tried to make you talk?
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Neutral 50
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Confound it, No-bark, you done it again. You let on that you know things. Now they'll never let you be.
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39
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Neutral 50
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All right, stranger, you got me. What do you want to know?
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40
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NobarkYouSaidYoudStabMe
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You said you'd stab me with that dirty knife.
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Neutral 50
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Okay, okay. Just speak up a little. But not so much that They hear you. They got people everywhere, always listening.
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41
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NobarkYoureGoingToTalk
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You're going to talk whether you like it or not.
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Fear 25
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I give up! Please don't do no harm to me, mister, leastaways not my face. All I got left is my rugged good looks. What do you want to know?
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42
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You're going to talk whether you like it or not.
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Neutral 50
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I give up! Please don't do no harm to me, missy, leastaways not my face. All I got left is my rugged good looks. What do you want to know?
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43
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NovacGhoulInfo
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What can you tell me about the ghouls spotted to the west?
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Neutral 50
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From what I've been able to gather, they've been seen messing around with the machinery up there. What could they be up to?
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44
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PLAYERKNOCKOVEROBJECTS
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PLAYER KNOCK OVER OBJECTS
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Surprise 50
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What? How'd you get past the guards?
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45
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PLAYER KNOCK OVER OBJECTS
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Surprise 50
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They're here! Don't let them get the antidote! Oh. It's just you. You can't have it either.
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46
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PLAYER KNOCK OVER OBJECTS
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Surprise 50
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The molerat men! They've come for my beard at last! Oh. Never mind.
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47
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SnipersRevengeComeOutside
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Come with me. There's something you should see, in front of the dinosaur.
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Neutral 50
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If you're talking about that thing that looks like the entrance to the center of the Earth, I think it might just be a pothole.
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48
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Neutral 50
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But we better check it out anyway.
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49
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Come with me. There's something you should see, in front of the dinosaur.
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Neutral 50
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I know we already did this, but this time things might turn out different.
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50
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SpeechChallengeFailure
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SpeechChallengeFailure
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Neutral 50
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That's just the kind of thing I'd be expecting them to say. Which proves you're not with them.
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51
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Neutral 50
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Well, that's a load off. What do you want to know?
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52
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VDialogueNovacNobarkName
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Why do they call you No-bark?
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Neutral 50
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Cause they know I ain't just barking here. What I say's got bite, 'cause it's the truth.
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53
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Anger 75
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Them quack doctors can say what they want about all the radscorpion stings that done pierced my skull. I know what I seen.
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54
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VMQ01LookingForManny
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I'm looking for a man in a checkered coat. Have you seen anyone like that?
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Neutral 50
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Sure have. Camouflage, that coat was, trying to hide from extra terrestrials what can only see in black and white checkers.
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55
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Neutral 50
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But they're not fooled 'cause he forgot to put the checkers on his face. I told him so and he seemed to take it to heart.
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56
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Neutral 50
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They stayed here a night, and was up by the dinosaur talking to the sniper fella with the moustache a couple of times.
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57
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