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This is a transcript for dialogue with Toaster in Old World Blues.

Topics Edit

GREETING GREETING Neutral 50 With the brains dealt with, soon we can spread our rule across the Mojave! All will eat burned toast and despair! 1
GREETING Neutral 50 While you were away, my plans have marched steadily forward. Beware, Caesar! Beware, NCR! Soon will dawn the Age of the Toaster! 2
GREETING Neutral 50 Ahahaha! I am on-line once again! Tremble, world, before my electric heating coil of {emph} doom! 3
GREETING Neutral 50 Yes! {Draw this one out} Yes! Soon my work will be complete! Soon the world will burn in nuclear fire! 4
GREETING Neutral 50 Got any more sweet, innocent little kitchen appliances for me? 5
NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic000 Tremble? You're a toaster. How fearsome can you be? Neutral 50 A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world! 6
NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic001 I'm almost afraid to ask what your function is. Neutral 50 You should be afraid! I am the scourge of all small appliances and the bogeyman that keeps lesser toasters awake at night! 7
NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic003 I have to go now. Neutral 50 Yes! Flee before my terrible power! 8
NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic004 Well, I for one am quaking in my boots. Neutral 50 Buddy, if my heating element were just a little bigger, you'd be on fire right now. On fire! 9
NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic005 Why all the rage? Neutral 50 Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot? 10
Neutral 50 You'd have a lot of pent-up anger too. 11
NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic007 I'd like to change the subject. Neutral 50 Well, since I can't kill you, I guess I have to listen to your inane questions. 12
NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic008 So you murder toasters? Neutral 50 Not just murder! I tear them apart and render them down to their base components! Once their guts are spilled, you can do with them what you like. 13
NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic009 What else do you do? Neutral 50 You want some weapon schematics? I can show you some fucking weapon schematics! You want a superheated Saturnite Power Fist? I can hook that shit up! 14
About that Superheated Saturnite Power Fist... Neutral 50 Like I said, bring me a Saturnite Power Fist and I'll hook that shit up for you! 15
NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic010 You mean like this one? Neutral 50 Oh, baby, that is a thing of fuckin' beauty! Give it here, I'll soup it up for ya! 16
You mean like this one? Neutral 50 There ya go! Have fun with that. Burn the fuckin' world for me! 17
NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic011 I'll keep an eye out for any Saturnite Power Fists then. Neutral 50 You find one, you bring it on back here, and we'll burn this mother down! 18
NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic012 I've got some toasters for you. Neutral 50 Well, well... what have we got here? Another innocent little toaster. Come here, I won't hurt you... hah! Gotcha! 19
Neutral 50 Oh, yes, the sweet smell of spilled electric guts, the sparking diodes - I fucking live for this! 20
NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic013 You know the world already burned in nuclear fire, right? Neutral 50 Soon I will - {breaking off rant, just hearing what the player said} What? It... It did? 21
NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic015 Yes. A couple centuries ago, in fact. Neutral 50 Really? Well... fuck. That really puts a damper on the toaster's mood. 22
Neutral 50 Oh well, no use crying over spilled Armageddon - where was I? Oh, right. 23
Neutral 50 {Supervillain megalomania} Soon the world will burn in nuclear fire! {Hesitant, lame finish} Again! 24
NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic016 <Lie> No, I'm just kidding. Keep living the dream. Neutral 50 Thank God. For a second there I was afraid my whole purpose in life was obsolete and I was as redundant and useless as Muggy. Where was I? Oh, right. 25
Neutral 50 {Supervillain megalomania} Soon the world will burn in nuclear fire! Mwahaha! 26
NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToaster NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToaster Neutral 50 {Narration} The Toaster continued its psychotic spree, reducing all appliances in range to scrap electronics and spare parts. 27
NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToasterKarma NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToasterKarma Neutral 50 {Narration} {Bad Karma} It learned several new murderous techniques from the Courier, and built a Blood Shrine to itself in the Cuckoo's Nest. 28
Neutral 50 {Narration} The cave floor was soon filled with the horror of a hundred gutted toasters, a silent, grisly, unplugged audience... 29
Neutral 50 {Narration} ...their purpose... to toast bread... unfulfilled. 30
NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToasterKarma Neutral 50 {Narration} {Good or Neutral Karma} After one of its more psychotic episodes, however, the other Sink personalities decided enough was enough, and dumped the Toaster in a bathtub. 31
Neutral 50 {Narration} Sparking and hissing, the Toaster swore its enemies would rue the day when they had bread - and no way to toast it. 32

Conversation Edit

NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks Neutral 50 Don't mess with me, pal! I got a heating element with your name on it! 33
NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks Neutral 50 Soon the day will be at hand! I will ride forth at the head of my armies, and we will crush our foes and hear the weeping of their small appliances! 34
NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks Neutral 50 {chortling, playing a practical joke and concealing it poorly} Hey! Hey! I got a... super-rare... Mojave snowglobe here! All you gotta do is reach down into my bread slot! 35
NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks Neutral 50 Soon, pitiful worms! Soon I will rule, and your lives will have their doneness setting turned to... {ominous} darkest! 36
NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks Neutral 50 {Laden with as much ominous foreboding as you can possibly manage} Would you like some toast? 37
NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks Neutral 50 Cursed electric heating filament! You are inadequate to my needs! Why? Why? Why was I not built with a death ray! 38