| TOPIC
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TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT
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EMOTION
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RESPONSE TEXT
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| GREETING
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GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Howdy, pardner! Welcome to the headquarters of the Sunset Sarsaparilla Company. Wrangle up a stool and listen to ol' Festus jaw a while.
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If you and ol' Festus are old pals, say a command now. Otherwise, say "Pleased to meetcha" and we'll get acquainted.
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Or, if you have more important things to do than talk to ol' Festus, say "Goodbye".
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| SSHQFestusAdvisory
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Silly Ol' Advisory.
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Neutral 50
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I'm sorry, I didn't quite understand that. Could you repeat it?
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| Silly Ol' Advisory.
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Neutral 50
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I'm sorry, I didn't quite understand that. Could you repeat it?
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| Silly Ol' Advisory.
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Neutral 50
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While Sunset Sarsaparilla is perfectly safe, a recent independent study - whose validity is currently being challenged - revealed the following:
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Excessive ingestion of sarsaparilla can lead to deleterious effects including, but not limited to:
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kidney damage,
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nausea,
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digital numbness,
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anxiety,
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loss of visual acuity,
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dizziness,
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occasional nosebleeds,
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joint inflammation,
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tooth decay,
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sore throat,
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bronchitis,
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organ rupture,
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and halitosis.
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Note that you'd have to drink a heap of Sunset Sarsaparilla to match the quantities used in the study. How much, you ask?
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A lot. A whole helluva lot. In fact, you'd have to get full as a tick on Sunset Sarsaparilla to even come close.
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Anyway, thanks for stopping by, partner! And keep drinking Sunset Sarsaparilla!
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| SSHQFestusDepositStars
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<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>
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Wahoo, you did it pardner! Bully for you! Ol' Festus knew you could do it. I suppose you'll be wanting that prize now.
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Well then, hold onto your hat, because it's a doozy. Not many people have heard the true story behind Sunset Sarsaparilla. It's a right honor.
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And now, without further ado, your prize - The Legend of the Star...
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Looooong ago, people didn't have a heap of choices when it came to soft drinks. It was either water, or Nuka-cola.
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Now, the threat of legal action forces me to say that Nuka-cola is a swell beverage, but sometimes people just wanted something different, you know?
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So one day a man, a saloon owner in a small town, decided to make a new type of soft drink, and asked his patrons what flavor they'd like it to be.
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After getting no help from them, a stranger at the end of the bar suggested the man make a sarsaparilla flavored drink.
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The stranger said he would happily share his family's recipe for the drink, on one condition.
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The condition being that the stranger would be allowed to sample a bottle whenever he liked, to ensure the recipe was being followed to the letter.
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The man happily agreed, thinking the drink would make him rich, and the stranger promised to meet him by sundown the next day.
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The next morning, the sheriff stopped by and reported that the stranger's body was found on the side of the town road. He'd been killed by bandits.
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The man, cursing his luck, closed the saloon early that day, just as the sun began to set.
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But after he had locked the doors, he turned around to find an unfamiliar bottle on the bar, with a note beneath it.
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The note was sealed with blue wax in the shape of a star. Opening it, the man found it contained a recipe for a sarsaparilla-flavored drink.
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Sampling the bottle's contents and finding it singularly delicious, the man gave silent thanks to his mysterious benefactor, wherever he was.
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Being an honorable man, the saloon owner paid for the stranger's funeral, thinking it was the least he could do to repay him.
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The saloon owner went on to become rich selling the new drink, and to this day some bottles of Sunset Sarsaparilla have a blue star under their caps.
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Some say the saloon owner ordered it done, in honor of the stranger. Others say it's the stranger, sampling the bottles like he promised.
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And that's the Legend of the Star. Hope you enjoyed it, and hope you continue enjoying Sunset Sarsaparilla!
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| <Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>
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Neutral 50
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By my hat, you're flush with Stars, ain't you? Scratch up a few more and the prize's yours.
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Well, what in the Sam Hill are you doing still listening to me? Get a wiggle on and find those last few Stars!
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| <Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>
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Neutral 50
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It looks like you've got a fair number of Stars in your saddlebags. You're still a few cards short of a hand, though.
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| <Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>
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Neutral 50
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That's a good start there, soft-horn, but that's not enough by a long chalk.
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| SSHQFestusGoodbye
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Goodbye.
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Neutral 50
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Sorry to see you go so soon. Be sure to drink a Sunset Sarsaparilla for me!
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| SSHQFestusKiddingMe
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Is this some kind of joke?
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Neutral 50
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The Sunset Sarsaparilla Company has received a number of complaints regarding the prize awarded for handing in Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars.
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Therefore, we have seen fit to provide another prize that we feel will placate the most discriminating customer.
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Just head through the double doors and follow the hallway to your left to the very end. An attendant will be there to present your prize, directly.
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We at the Sunset Sarsaparilla Company would once again like to thank you for your patronage.
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| SSHQFestusLHInstructions
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How do I play?
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Lucky Horseshoes is played with cards numbered two through ten and aces, which have a value of one.
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You and ol' Festus will take turns drawing cards. Each time we draw a card, we add it to our total, trying to hit the magic number of twenty one.
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If either of us draws a card that brings our total up to the same number as the other, it pushes the other player's total up one.
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When this happens, it's called Lucky Horseshoes! Ol' Festus thought of the name himself, I'll have you know.
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When one of us is closer to twenty one and the other can't get any closer, either by going over or because he or she held, the closer player wins.
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Ol' Festus likes the game because there are no ties in Lucky Horseshoes. If someone's sitting pretty on twenty one, lady luck can still bump 'em off!
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But enough jawing. By now you're as eager as I am to get tossing.
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| SSHQFestusLHStart
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I feel lucky.
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If this is your first rodeo with the ol' horseshoes, say "How do I play?". Otherwise, say "Lucky Horseshoes" to begin.
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| SSHQFestusLuckyHorseshoes
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Lucky Horseshoes.
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Neutral 50
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All right, let's play, pardner! Press the blue button to draw a card, the red button to hold, or the yeller button to quit.
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| SSHQFestusMenu
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Pleased to meetcha.
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Neutral 50
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New in town, pardner? Well, let ol' Festus give you the lay of the land.
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| Neutral 50
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If you're here to redeem your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars, dump 'em into the slot in the barrel below and I'll count 'em up.
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| Neutral 50
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If you don't know what Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars are and think ol' Festus is just shooting his mouth off, say "Star Info".
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If you're here to challenge ol' Festus to a game of Lucky Horseshoes, say "I feel lucky".
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Lastly, if you're here about the health advisory that aired on channel 6 recently, say "Silly Ol' Advisory."
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| SSHQFestusStarInfo
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Star Info.
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Ah, new to the hunt, are you? Well listen carefully, as ol' Festus don't like to repeat himself.
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Select Sunset Sarsaparilla bottles will have special caps with blue stars on them. These caps are known as Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars.
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Why are these stars there, and what do they mean? Nobody knows! Except maybe ol' Festus, hee hee.
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Rustle up enough of them and you can win a prize! So get out there, and start drinking Sunset Sarsaparilla!
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| SSHQFestusUmWhat
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Um, what? Is that it?
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The Sunset Sarsaparilla Company has received a number of complaints regarding the prize awarded for handing in Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars.
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Therefore, we have seen fit to provide another prize that we feel will placate the most discriminating customer.
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Just head through the double doors and follow the hallway to your left to the very end. An attendant will be there to present your prize, directly.
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We at the Sunset Sarsaparilla Company would once again like to thank you for your patronage.
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| SSHQFestusWheresThePrize
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What the hell? Where's the real prize?
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Neutral 50
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The Sunset Sarsaparilla Company has received a number of complaints regarding the prize awarded for handing in Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars.
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Therefore, we have seen fit to provide another prize that we feel will placate the most discriminating customer.
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Just head through the double doors and follow the hallway to your left to the very end. An attendant will be there to present your prize, directly.
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We at the Sunset Sarsaparilla Company would once again like to thank you for your patronage.
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| SSHQLHFestusDraw
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SSHQLHFestusDraw
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Neutral 50
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Ol' Festus is still holding. You go again, pardner.
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| SSHQLHFestusDraw
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Neutral 50
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Ol' Festus thinks he's got this won. I'm holding.
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| SSHQLHFestusDraw
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Neutral 50
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Ol' Festus is gonna draw.
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| SSHQLHFestusDraw
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Neutral 50
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Looks like I got an ace, pardner.
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| <Watch Festus draw a card.>
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Neutral 50
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Looks like I got a two, pardner.
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| <Watch Festus draw a card.>
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Looks like I got a three, pardner.
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| <Watch Festus draw a card.>
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Looks like I got a four, pardner.
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| <Watch Festus draw a card.>
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Looks like I got a five, pardner.
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| <Watch Festus draw a card.>
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Looks like I got a six, pardner.
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| <Watch Festus draw a card.>
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Looks like I got a seven, pardner.
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| <Watch Festus draw a card.>
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Looks like I got a eight, pardner.
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| <Watch Festus draw a card.>
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Neutral 50
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Looks like I got a nine, pardner.
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| <Watch Festus draw a card.>
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Looks like I got a ten, pardner.
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| SSHQLHFestusDraw
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Neutral 50
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Your turn, pardner. Draw, hold, or quit?
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| SSHQLHFestusDraw
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Neutral 50
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Looks like I win, pardner. You did well, but ol' Festus did a bit better, hee hee.
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| Neutral 50
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If you'd like to play again, say "Play again". If you've had enough of ol' Festus' boots stompin all over ya, say "I'm done".
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| SSHQLHFestusDraw
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Neutral 50
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Lucky horseshoes! I just nudged your total up one, pardner. No hard feelings, right?
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| SSHQLHFestusDraw
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Neutral 50
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You're holding, so ol' Festus'll just go again.
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| SSHQLHFestusDraw
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Neutral 50
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Drat, ol' Festus needs more than that to catch you.
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| SSHQLHFestusDraw
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Neutral 50
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Tarnation, ol' Festus's seen three-legged cattle move faster than this hand!
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| SSHQLHFestusDraw
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Neutral 50
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Let's see, you're at 21, so ol' Festus knows you want to hit. Just kidding, heh heh.
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| SSHQLHFestusDraw
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Neutral 50
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See that? Ol' Festus is an old hand at this.
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| SSHQLHFestusDraw
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Neutral 50
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Are you still there, pardner? Ol' Festus can hardly see you, you're so far behind!
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| SSHQLHFestusDraw
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Neutral 50
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Twenty-one! Just where ol' Festus wants to be. Beat that, pardner!
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| SSHQLHFestusDraw
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Neutral 50
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You're doing well, but ol' Festus isn't out of this yet.
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| SSHQLHFestusDraw
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Neutral 50
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Ol' Festus must be getting old. You're leaving me in the dust.
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| SSHQLHFestusDraw
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Neutral 50
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Well, I'll be. That makes twenty-one for you, pardner.
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| SSHQLHFestusDraw
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Neutral 50
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You'll have to toss better than that, pardner!
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| SSHQLHFestusDraw
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Neutral 50
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Ol' Festus doesn't like your chances, pardner.
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| SSHQLHFestusDraw
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Neutral 50
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Ol' Festus is fine staying at twenty-one.
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| SSHQLHPlayerDraw
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<Press the blue button to draw a card.>
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Neutral 50
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Looks like you got an ace, pardner.
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| <Press the blue Draw button.>
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Neutral 50
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Looks like you got a two, pardner.
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| <Press the blue Draw button.>
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Neutral 50
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Looks like you got a three, pardner.
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| <Press the blue Draw button.>
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Neutral 50
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Looks like you got a four, pardner.
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| <Press the blue Draw button.>
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Neutral 50
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Looks like you got a five, pardner.
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| <Press the blue Draw button.>
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Neutral 50
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Looks like you got a six, pardner.
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| <Press the blue Draw button.>
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Neutral 50
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Looks like you got a seven, pardner.
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| <Press the blue Draw button.>
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Neutral 50
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Looks like you got a eight, pardner.
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| <Press the blue Draw button.>
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Neutral 50
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Looks like you got a nine, pardner.
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| <Press the blue Draw button.>
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Neutral 50
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Looks like you got a ten, pardner.
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| <Press the blue button to draw a card.>
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Neutral 50
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Looks like you win, pardner. Ol' Festus just couldn't match those keen skills of yours. Here's your reward.
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| <Press the blue button to draw a card.>
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Neutral 50
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If you'd like to play again, say "Play again". If you're done humiliating poor ol' Festus at his own game, say "I'm done".
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| <Press the blue button to draw a card.>
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Neutral 50
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Lucky horseshoes! You just nudged ol' Festus' total up one. Don't worry, I won't hold it against you, heh heh.
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SSHQLHPlayerHold
<Press the red button to hold.>
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<Press the red Hold button.>
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Neutral 50
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If you hold now, pardner, I'll win! Let's pretend you drew, shall we?
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| <Press the red Hold button.>
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Neutral 50
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I'd hold on 21 too, heh heh. Looks like ol' Festus needs a miracle now, eh?
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| <Press the red Hold button.>
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Neutral 50
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Okay, pardner. Guess it's up to me to catch up.
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| VFreeformSSHQNVCRFestusTopic000
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<Press the yellow button to quit.>
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That's too bad. Ol' Festus was looking forward to a good tussle.
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