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This is the transcript of a dialogue or message file, a file which contains the dialogue of a non-player character in a given game or ingame messages related to scripts and items.
 
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The Great Mouse Debacle

Dear All,
I saw a mouse, where? there in the rec room, there in the rec room right there, etc etc...
His name is Malcom and although he is very cute I'm afraid he cannot stay so we need to put some traps down.
Also please make sure no food is left out for him - particularly large pieces of cake!
I'm not imagining this as Ed, Damien and Ivan also saw him (albeit rather briefly)
- Tony

Lets get him!
- Jason

I'm not sure which is more worrying. The mouse in the kitchen, or that Tony needs reassurance that he's not seeing imaginary critters. Hee
- Robin

I say we catch him alive and fatten him up for the next milestone feast...
- Gareth

MMMMMMMmmmmmmm Chicken
- Jason

I almost stepped on him last week..
- Damo

Lets catch him and keep him as a pet. Failing that I could use him as a friend to keep my pet rat company.
- Damo Jr

Leave the mouse alone. He wont hurt ya.
- Parrish

I like to wear mice as hats.
- Ed

Let's make our next game about him. Malcolm the MF Mouse...
- Gareth

So that's who's been stinkey'n up the loo and not turning the fan on!!! Of course! He cant reach the fan!
- Damo

Nor can he aim, apparently.
- Ed

Let get the little furry F**K.
- Jason

We can always get a mouse-friendly trap rather than a snappy trap...
Although where to dump him when he's caught....?
- Al

OUT THE WINDOOOOOoooowww................. *splat*
Just kidding
- Damo

Simple: a combination mouse trap and catapult.
>SNAP - SPROING - WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH - . . . . . . . . . . thud<
- Ed

I take it that the “THUD” is you whacking him out of bounds with your baseball bat?
- Jason

shouldn't that be SNAP - SPROING - SQUEAK - WHOOSH?
- Gareth

Maybe we could invest in a cat
- Alistair

Down Parrish's trousers! (Now that would be cruel)
- Tony

I just love the sexy scurry of a lady mouse, Leave the mouse alone, Leave all mice alone, My darlin I, cant get enough of you love baby.... la la la la la
- Parrish

No, it should be: SNAP - SPROING - SQUEAK – WHOOSH – ting (microwave done)
- Jason

Did you have a bad mouse experience during your childhood???
- Jan

Gee, that X-Box demo would have worked heaps better if they'd thrown a mouse into a room full of mouse traps already primed with other mice, setting off a chain reaction of SNAPs, SQUEAKs and SPROINGs.
- Ed

This is my one line comment.
- Karl

Maybe we can convince Stuart to eat it?
- Ed

That'll take a lot of convincing
- Stuart

You can do it!
- Jason

Or we could put it back where it belongs .. plugged into the back of somebody's computer.
- Alistair

Hasn't anyone seen Stuart Little??? He could be our ticket to fame and fortune!
- Kirky

In the sequel to Stuart Little, they're gonna have him infect the happy family with the plague.
- Ed

Has anyone ever seen both parrish and the rat at the same time?... just wondering if there's some secret identity thingy going on.
- Karl

Maybe he's the little bastard moving everyone's stuff.
- Max

So was it the mouse that was sneaking smokes in the toilet? Seems like the poor little thing is getting blamed for everything else.
- Damo Jr

Let's get him!
- Jason

I could use another mouse or two to help power my car...
- Gareth

We should cover the room with flour and see where his little tracks lead. Then douse the mongrel in petrol.
- Max

nah.. That's not funny.. That's just a bit sick.
- Damo

Let's just cover the room in Petrol and light it up now!
- Ed

WOOOHOOO!! An old fashion burnin'! Let me duck home and grab me roastin' trousers
- Kirky

I'm beginning to see the start of the Stinky Meat Project part 2 ;-)
- Alistair

Put his little mouse head on a big dirty pike as a warning to others...
- Lakin

Lets just all burn our pants.
- Max

Umm, you go first.
- Lakin

Let's get him!
- Jason

You all want to jump me now I've burnt my pants huh?
- Max

One of my friends in high school had a story about his father doing the mouse vs petrol thing when he was young, and with its last chance at revenge, the burning mouse ran into some very long, very dry grass, set the grass alight, and burned down a whole farm.. crops, machinery, house, and also the people who owned it...
- Damo

hahahahaha cooooooool
- Parrish

See, vicious little mongrels, mice. Burn your house down soon as look at you. They're dangerous! Arsonists! Satanists! They must be stopped, before it's too late. It's us or them. [oh, and I'm always available for a pants burning. name a time]
- Ed

Let's get him!
- Jason

Release your anger and complete the journey to the dark side...
- Gareth

Why don't we just get HIM?
- Max

That's not the mouse you are looking for.. Move along, move along
- Alistair

Let's get him!
- Jason

I don't think Jason needs any help releasing . . .
- Ed

Certainly not releasing so much as restraining.
- Lakin

Has anyone heard the one about the mouse and giraffe that met in a bar?
- Max

Yep.
- Ed

I think we should all try and get out of the office a little more.
- Parrish

Woowoo! Parrish said we can all go home!
- Al

Let get HIM then!
- Jason

Let's have pants burning as a random encounter, or even a full mission. Somebody keeps sneaking into the BOS base and setting fire to peoples pants.
- Gareth

There isn't really a mouse. I just made the whole thing up.
- Tony

THERE IS NOW DAMMIT!!!
- Damo

Lets get Tony then?
- Jason

Blah blah blah!
- Karl

Dracula impressions? Really?
- Ed

blah blah blah, dude! (keanu in dracula)
- Gareth

If it was MY mouse, Id say like: Get back in the kitchen and cook me some pie bee-atch.
- Robin

You have a pie-cooking mouse?
- Ed

Yeah of course I do, <insert three random names to support self reinforced delusions> saw it as well!
- Robin

If you don't mind I'd like to borrow it for the night.
- Lorne

You need help.
- Ed

That's WHY I need the mouse . . I feel he could add some valuable insights into my non-existent social life.
- Lorne

Let's just set up a big barbed wire cage (or even better, a dome) and have a sort of last man standing dealie. The winner gets to eat the mouse...
- Gareth

I'm in.
- Max

Are we fighting the mouse or each other?
- Ed

I assumed the idea was to beat each other to a bloody pulp.
- Max

Sure, but I've always wanted to compete versus a rodent [I might actually have a chance of winning].
- Ed

Aaaaaargh!
- Karl

"I'm not imagining this as Ed, Damien and Ivan also saw him (albeit rather briefly)"
I'd just like to categorically deny ever seeing a mouse. Tony is a loon.
- Ed

Catch mE IF you cann!!!! i'Ve BEEEN crappping in YoUr Koffee for ^Wee&ks.
HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!
 The MOuS!!!!-----

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