Here. (The bartender slides you a dirty tin cup full of some murky water.) After drinking the water, you have a strange taste in your mouth. [...] (The bartender slides you another cup full of the same murky water, and after you drink it, you're reminded as to how strange it tasted the last time)... [...] This should be amusing... (The bartender keeps them coming and you lose count. After a while you hear a muffled thump, then you realize you're lying on the floor, face down)... [...] Here we go again... (The bartender lines them up while everyone around the bar chants... Soon everything begins to fade...— Maltese Falcon Bartender

The Maltese Falcon bartender (simply named bartender in-game) works at the Maltese Falcon in 2161.


This bartender works for Decker and serves water (albeit a little dirty), beer and liquor.

Interactions with the player characterEdit

Interactions overviewEdit

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  • Sells beverages
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Other interactionsEdit

The Vault Dweller can buy many drinks and get very drunk.


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The Maltese Falcon bartender appears only in Fallout.