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This is a transcript for dialogue with Knock Knock.

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TOPIC TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT EMOTION RESPONSE TEXT #
GREETING GREETING Disgust 50 Hey mungo. This is an A B conversation so C your way out. {"mungo" said with derision} 1
GREETING Happy 50 You're my hero, ma'am. I want to be just like you when I grow up. 2
GREETING Neutral 50 New in town, huh? Well, if MacCready let you in, that's a good sign. 3
Neutral 50 I'm Knock Knock, and I take care of 'keeping the peace' down here. Or, at least the morale. 4
Neutral 50 So, who're you? You going to cause any trouble? 5
GREETING Happy 25 Hey, are we letting mungos in, now? Didn't hear a scuffle, so I'm guessing you're some sort of guest? 6
Neutral 50 So, what's so cool about you, fancypants? Must be a pretty good reason for you to get let in, see? 7
GREETING Neutral 50 Hey did you hear the one about the ridiculous mungo who... {Suddenly realizes who he's talking to} 8
Neutral 50 Oh wait. Um. Never mind. 9
GREETING Neutral 50 How're things treating you? 10
GREETING Neutral 50 Heard anything good? 11
LLDirections Can you give me directions? Neutral 50 To where, man? 12
LLFirstMeetingResponseA
Friendly First Response
I'm from Vault 101, and I rescued some of your friends from the Slavers. Surprise 25 Oh, was that you? Nice work! I hope you got some good laughs out of it before you left - gotta make sure they know not to try that again! 13
Happy 25 Speaking of which, I'm Knock Knock, and I take care of the general morale around here. 14
Happy 50 Which is to say, I collect a lot of stories, and sometimes trade them to keep the others amused. Morale's better than less-al, see? {Dumb play on words said with gusto.} 15
The Mayor let me in. I'm not here to cause any trouble. Happy 25 Always good to hear, but not even any fun trouble? Even a little? 16
Happy 50 See, I collect a lot of stories, and sometimes trade them to keep the others amused. A bit of fun trouble is always good for morale. 17
Happy 50 Morale's better than less-al, see? {"morale" pronounced out like "more-al" for the really crappy pun. Dumb joke said with gusto} 18
LLFirstMeetingResponseB
Rude First Response
I'm the big hero who rescued your friends from the Slavers. How's that for cool? Neutral 50 It sure is! Nice work bringing them back. 19
Surprise 25 You didn't happen to bring anything else back, did you? Stories, jokes, lessons for the folks here? 20
Happy 50 Speaking of which: I'm Knock Knock, and I keep people's spirits up down here. If you want to trade jokes, just knock knock on my door! 21
I'm from up above. So stay out of my way, kid. Surprise 25 Being a jerk about it isn't necessary. In fact, if you've got any interesting stories from up there, and you're looking to tell them, let me know. 22
Happy 25 I'm Knock Knock, and I keep people's spirits up down here. If you want to trade jokes, just knock knock on my door! 23
LLGuarding You said you're in charge of "morale." What does that mean? Happy 25 Well, technically, I'm patrolling and "keeping the peace." 24
Happy 50 Mostly that involves making sure people are happy and not getting into trouble. You can't very well keep the peace if you've already lost it, see? {Emphasis on "keep" and "lost": "You can't very well KEEP the peace if you've already LOST it, see?"He's proud that he's figured out a way to do wha} 25
Happy 50 So - bam! Jokes! Wanna hear one? 26
LLKnockJokes1A
LLKnockJokesA
Sure, let's hear one. Happy 25 Prepare to be amused! 27
Happy 50 Knock knock! {with gusto} 28
LLKnockJokes1B
LLKnockJokesB
No. I don't have time for funny business. Happy 50 Aw, come on. Knock knock! {with gusto} 29
LLKnockJokes1pt1A Who's there? Neutral 50 Noah! {with gusto} 30
LLKnockJokes1pt1B This is stupid. Happy 50 No it isn't. It's Noah! {refusing to be derailed} 31
LLKnockJokes1pt2A
LLKnockJokes1pt2
Noah who? Happy 50 Noah place where I can get some food? {with gusto} 32
LLKnockJokes1pt2B I refuse to play along. Happy 50 Noah place where I can get some food? {not to be denied his punchline} 33
LLKnockJokes1pt2special
LLKnockKnockJokes1pt2special
Noah place where you can get some better jokes? Happy 65 Hey, that's good! I was just going to say, "Noah place where I can get some food?" {with gusto} 34
LLKnockJokes2A That was hysterical! Surprise 50 Whoa, you really think so? Like, actually funny? Can you convince other folks to find them funny? 35
Happy 25 Actually, most of our jokes are from an old book we found in the vault, called "Vault Boy's Big Book of Laughs for Kids." 36
Fear 5 They're not really funny, but something about hearing them is a little comforting, you know? 37
LLKnockJokes2B That was... um... really funny. <Lie.> Happy 50 Gee, thanks! I have to admit, most of them aren't really funny. At least, not ha-ha funny. 38
Happy 25 They're more like a tradition. Most of them were passed down from this book we found down back, called "Vault Boy's Big Book of Laughs for Kids". 39
Fear 5 They're not really funny, but something about hearing them is a little comforting, you know? 40
LLKnockJokes2C That couldn't have been a joke. Jokes are supposed to be funny. Happy 50 I know they aren't very funny. But that was a bit uncalled for. 41
Neutral 50 Most of them came from a book we found long ago in the vault, "Vault Boy's Big Book of Laughs for Kids." 42
Neutral 50 They're pretty dumb, but we all know them, and they're just kind of comforting. Sort of familiar, see? 43
LLKnockJokes3A Why don't you come up with new jokes or stories to tell? Happy 25 Oh, we've got lots of funny incidents. Like when Sammy shot the Raider who thought he was a girl, that sort of stuff. 44
Neutral 50 But we don't really get a lot of new stories from outside. The scav teams spend all their time hidden, so they don't get much news, see? 45
Surprise 50 I'd sure like to hear more tales from the great big outdoors, myself. Actually, if you hear any, feel free to tell me! 46
LLKnockJokes3B That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Anger 25 That's only because you haven't heard all of the jokes from the book. Like this gem, "What's big, and red, and beats rocks?" 47
Sad 25 "A big, red, rock-beater." Seriously. {Knock Knock is just embarrassed at how bad this joke is.} 48
Happy 50 See? Now that's the dumbest thing you've ever heard! {Strong emphasis on "Now THAT'S the dumbest..."} 49
LLKnockTales1A I've got a tale I could tell you. Happy 50 Oh, really? Tell me all about it! 50
There's more to my story, if you're interested. Happy 50 Am I ever! Let's hear it! 51
Want to hear the rest of my story? Happy 50 Like crazy! Spill, spill! 52
LLKnockTales1B My stories are my own business. Happy 25 Well, if you say so. But if you're ever looking for an audience, just let me know. I bet the town'd love to hear them, too! 53
LLKnockTales2A Not long ago, my father left me. So I went searching for him. Happy 25 So, you're like a three-legged dog, then? 54
Happy 75 Looking for your lost paw? {Insufferably proud of his bad joke.} 55
Happy 50 Hah! Anyway, what happened next? 56
I finally found Dad, but then he died protecting me and his life's work. Surprise 25 Wow... That's some crazy bad timing. 57
Sad 50 I mean, that is to say, I'm real sorry to hear about your loss. {Aware that he may have offended the player} 58
Sad 10 So, what happens next? 59
Now I finally have a chance to finish Dad's legacy and revive the Wasteland. Happy 25 Inheriting the family business, huh? Congrats! 60
Happy 50 I sure hope it works out! You'll let me know, right? 61
Oh, you'll see, don't worry. Fear 10 <gulp> Oh boy... I can't wait. {Afraid and nervous about what the future will hold} 62
You'll hear all about it, don't worry. Happy 75 I sure hope so. Good luck! 63
I'd tell you more, but I'm still working on how it ends. Happy 25 That makes sense, I suppose. A good story can take a while to put together, you know? 64
LLKnockTales2B I left my dull life behind to search for fame and adventure in the Wasteland. Surprise 25 Wow, that sounds like it took some guts. 65
Happy 25 Life down here might get dull, but I gotta admit, at least I don't get shot at. Well, not as much, anyway. 66
Happy 50 Tell me more! What's happened since then? 67
I've enlisted the aid of the Brotherhood of Steel in my heroic adventures. Surprise 50 They work for you? Wow, they must think you're the most important mungo in the Wastes! 68
Neutral 50 So, what happens next? 69
I've met the nefarious Enclave, and I'll stop their threat to the Wastes! Happy 25 Enclave? Like the crazy man on the radio? I always knew there was something about that guy! 70
Happy 50 Well, go kick his ass for us all! You'll let me know how it works out, right? 71
I haven't decided. Not yet. Fear 15 Well, if you doom us all, who's going to hear about your story? 72
Happy 25 But if you save us... then you'll definitely be remembered! 73
Happy 10 Just keep that in mind, okay? {Trying to bargain, a little ingratiating} 74
I can't promise anything. But I'll try. Fear 15 You can't let us down now! We'll see you soon after it all, I just know it! 75
LLKnockTales2C Long ago, my people were buried away. Now, I've arisen, to terrorize the Wastes. Surprise 25 A horror story, huh? So, are you here to terrorize evil, or is it a more generalized sort of terrorizing? 76
Fear 25 I mean, you wouldn't do anything to hurt someone who was faithfully telling your tale, right? Would you? {Uncertain and a bit afraid. A little ingratiating} 77
Happy 50 So... um... Whatever happens next, it's nothing bad to me, right? 78
The Wasteland is littered with the victims of my vengeance... and amusement. Fear 50 But we already provide you with plenty of amusement already, right? {Really quite scared of the player, but trying to appease him.} 79
Fear 25 Like, enough so we don't have to end up as victims or anything? 80
Fear 10 Maybe I shouldn't ask, but I have to know...Is there more to this story? {Afraid, but a little too curious} 81
I have a terrible choice to make: save the Capital Wasteland, or destroy it. Fear 25 I vote "save"? Please? {Timid and trepidatious} 82
Fear 10 So... does this story have a happy ending? 83
LLKnockTales2Exit
LLKnockTales2B
You'll have to wait. Storytime's over for now. Sad 50 Oh, come on! Please? I promise not to interrupt! 84
Neutral 25 Well, if you feel like telling me more, you know where to find me. 85
Maybe later. I don't know the ending, yet. Neutral 50 Well, I gotta admit, the ending to a story's pretty important. 86
Happy 50 Well, if you ever want to share it, I'm right here! 87
LLKnockTales3A I'd tell you more, but I'm still working on how it ends. Happy 25 That makes sense, I suppose. A good story can take a while to put together, you know? 88
LLKnockTales3B That's it. Storytime's over for now. Sad 50 Oh, come on! It was just one joke! 89
Neutral 25 Well, if you feel like telling me more, you know where to find me. 90
LLNicknames Why are you called Knock Knock? Neutral 50 Well, when people started calling Knicky by his new name, I needed one too, see? 91
Neutral 50 If you're twins, it just doesn't cut it to be called "Knick Knack and Sue." 92
LLTwinConfusion Didn't I just meet you? Disgust 25 Was I all obsessed with stuff and toys? 93
Disgust 10 Yeah, that'd be my twin brother, Knick Knack. I'm Knock Knock. He got the nickname first, and I improved on it. 94
Happy 50 Anyway, I keep folks entertained. Or at least, I tell them the jokes and stories we've got. If you're ever looking to laugh, just ask! 95
SpeechChallengeFailure That was pretty funny! <Lie> Sad 10 You don't have to lie to make me feel better. I know it's a dumb joke. We don't really tell them to laugh with them - more to laugh at them. 96
Happy 25 They're more like a tradition. Most of them were passed down from this book we found down back, called "Vault Boy's Big Book of Laughs for Kids". 97
Fear 5 They're not really funny, but something about hearing them is a little comforting, you know? 98

Conversation Edit

TOPIC TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT EMOTION RESPONSE TEXT #
GOODBYE I have to go now. Happy 50 See ya about! 99
HELLO HELLO Neutral 50 Wanna hear a joke? A guy walks into a town of kids and causes trouble. Then they shoot him to death. Get it? Watch out, or you will. {Jovial and friendly, until "Then they shoot him to death", where it becomes deadpan and threatening.} 100
HELLO Neutral 50 Wanna hear a joke? A girl walks into a town of kids and causes trouble. Then they shoot her to death. Get it? Watch out, or you will. {Jovial and friendly, until "Then they shoot him to death", where it becomes deadpan and threatening.} 101
HELLO Happy 50 Hey, heard the latest tales of the Wastes? 102
HELLO Neutral 50 So, bro, any luck trading today? 103
HELLO Happy 50 Hey, sib! {short for "sibling"} 104
HELLO Happy 25 Wanna hear a story? 105
HELLO Happy 50 What's up? 106
HELLO Disgust 25 Are you talking to me? {obnoxious mean girl} 107
HELLO Disgust 50 Um. Yeah. Please go away. {obnoxious mean girl} 108
LLFoodConv1 LLFoodConv1 Happy 50 Hey, Eclair! What do you call a mushroom that knows how to party? 109
LLKnockTales2 LLKnockTales2 Happy 10 So, the main character of our story, their father left in the middle of the night. Now, they're wandering the Wastes, searching everywhere for him. 110
LLKnockTales2 Happy 25 So, our intrepid hero left a dull and boring life in their Vault, searching for fame and fortune in the wild Wasteland. 111
LLKnockTales2 Neutral 50 So, there's this dread demon of the depths that arose from deep within the earth to scour the wasteland. 112
LLKnockTales3 LLKnockTales3 Surprise 5 Last I heard, he's still out there, wandering the Wastes. Who knows what we'll hear next about his story? 113
LLKnockTales3 Surprise 5 Last I heard, she's still out there, wandering the Wastes. Who knows what we'll hear next about her story? 114
LLKnockTales3 Sad 35 After much searching, our protagonist finally found their lost father... but then he was attacked, and the father gave his life to save his child. 115
LLKnockTales3 Happy 50 In the course of his death-defying adventures, our hero amassed an army. They're called "The Brotherhood of Steel," and they rule the Wastes! 116
LLKnockTales3 Fear 50 They say the dread beast that walks like a survivor leaves behind a trail of corpses and desolation, and nothing can kill it! 117
LLKnockTales4 LLKnockTales4 Surprise 15 They say he still wanders the Wasteland now, and woe to anyone who stands in his way! 118
LLKnockTales4 Surprise 15 They say she still wanders the Wasteland now, and woe to anyone who stands in her way! 119
LLKnockTales4 Happy 50 But now, at long last, the wanderer has found a way of completing their father's legacy and saving the wasteland! 120
LLKnockTales4 Happy 50 And now, our hero has turned their army towards fighting the grave threat of the nefarious Enclave, villains of the wasteland. 121
LLKnockTales4 Fear 50 And even now, the dread horror of the Wastes holds in their hands the power to save the wasteland or to destroy it utterly. Ooh, scary! 122
LLMayorDailyCheck1 LLMayorDailyCheck1 Surprise 50 Stalacti... er, I mean... All's well around town, sir! No funny business! Except for me, of course. {Stammering briefly, as he tries to avoid saying "stalactites" in response to MacCready's setup.} 123
LLRandomConv1 LLConversation1 Happy 50 How do, pal? 124
LLRandomConv2 LLConversation2 Happy 50 Doing better than a dog in a bone-yard! 125
LLRandomConvEnding LLRandomConvEnding Happy 50 All right then! See ya! 126
LLTwinsConv1 LLTwinsConv1 Neutral 50 So, bro, made any good trades today? 127
LLTwinsConv2 LLTwinsConv2 Happy 50 Do I ever? How about you? Made any good trades today? {Cheerfully self-deprecating} 128
LLTwinsConv2 Happy 50 Not if I could help it! Made any good trades today? {Cheerfully self-deprecating} 129
LLTwinsConv3 LLTwinsConv3 Happy 50 That's hysterical! Zip was running around, checking every rock he found all day! 130
LLTwinsConv3 Happy 50 Oh man, and just yesterday I got him to believe one of the rocks out back granted wishes! I guess we make a good team, even when we didn't mean to! 131
LLWhatsUp1 LLWhatsUp1 Happy 50 What's up, pal? 132
LLWhatsUp2 LLWhatsUp2 Happy 50 Fun times and laughs as always! 133
MS01StickyGoodbyeConv MS01StickyGoodbyeConv Sad 50 Yeah. Me too. Sorry. {sincere} 134
MS01StickyGoodbyeConv Neutral 50 Yeah. Bye Sticky. {sincere goodbye} 135

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