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|Opening message||Dweller response||Character response|
|Greetings, fellow human beings, and welcome to our Vault.|
It is good to encounter you, because we are a social, gregarious species.
|This isn't really a Vault, it's an abandoned mine.||Ha ha yes, you have gotten us. You are funny and as humans we like to laugh.|
|Have you guys seen strange lights in the sky?||All lights in the sky are normal. You were confused by the planet Venus ha ha.|
|Sorry, complimentary what?||Ha ha, just kidding. Humor is a distinctive human trait, wink wink.|
|[High-pitched guttural shriek]|
Oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else ha ha.
|Seen anything strange lately?||Everything here is normal human stuff, no space aliens on a mission or anything.|
|Can we see your Overseer?||Ha ha “take us to your leader” - I got that humorous cultural reference.|
|Look, John Smith, other fellow human beings like us ha ha.|
Hello there, I am the human called John Smith, which is a human name.
|We're investigating strange lights in this area.||There is no need, you should go back home to enjoy a nice beverage and foodstuff.|
|Nice to meet you both. Are you related?||Ha ha well we were hatched in the same pod, so to speak ha ha.|
|I don't see many women here... Are you guys all male?||Good catch ha ha but seriously we do need females if you can spare some that'd be great.|
|I would very much like to telephone home.|
Ha ha just kidding, this Vault is our home now.
|This isn't a Vault, it's a cave.||Ha ha you say Zeta Reticuli a, I say Zeta Reticuli b...|
|You mean Radscorpions? We'll take care of those.||It is through collaboration that our primitive species evolves!|
|Ah, the other humans of which we have heard. I am the one called Overseer.|
I hope you find everything here normal and not at all disquieting ha ha.
|You guys seem like pretty regular folks.||Super, now go tell others never to come here because everything is normal ha ha.|
|About those strange lights...||Ha ha no problem just look inside the opening of this pistol-like artefact.|
|Well, you guys are a *little* bit weird.||ALERT! ALERT! ENGAGE EXTERMINATION PROTOCOL!|