Howdy. My name is Jed Masterson, and I'm a caravan boss for the Happy Trails Caravan Company. If you're hearin' this, I have a job offer for ya; Happy Trails is organizing an expedition into Utah, off the Long 15, and we need people. We're lookin' for caravan guards, prospectors, couriers - if you're used to humpin' it across the wastes, straight toward trouble, we want you. If you got a PIP-Boy, we definitely want you. On the other hand, if you a greenhorn or a city-slicker spinnin' tales about your skills, you can kindly go hang. If we like your gumption, we'll pay you square and treat you fair. Find me, Jed Masterson, at the northern passage if you're interested. Luck to ya.