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Hadrian is a struggling insult comic at the Atomic Wrangler casino. He is locked into working with the Garrets through a binding contract. He claims that he's "World Famous".
Talent Pool: He needs you to convince James Garret to release him from his contract to go work for The Tops. Once completed, the Tops sign bills him as the "Ghoul of Guffaws" and he performs at 1:00 pm.
"Whoa, baby! Am I looking at a mirror, or are you just that ugly?"
"It's great to be up here, looking down at all your smiling faces. That won't last long."
"If you had your life to live over again, let me make a suggestion: Play in traffic."
"Somebody told me the other day you were bright - I wasn't sure if he meant smart, or radioactive." (If the Courier has high Intelligence)
"Hey, not bad! Your timing's terrible and you got no style, but you might make it as a professional heckler."
"Sister/Man, you look tough enough to drink a pint of glowing water. Why don't you do us all a favor and try it?" (If the Courier has high Endurance)
"This Sister/Man right, she/he's got an/a angel/devil looking over her/his shoulder. If I were you I would get an restraining order." (Good or Evil Alignment)
"This guy's so sharp eyed that he cuts himself every time he blinks." (If the Courier has high perception)
"And talk to me about your quick reflexes, this guy is so fast he can beat me to a punchline" (If the Courier has high Agility)
"Boy you are clumsy that when you fall in a shower, you fall up." (If the Courier has low Agility)
"I tell you have great eyes, you can spot a super mutant from three paces" (If the Courier has low Perception)
"The way I hear it you got brains to spare, sounds like a 7-10 split!" (If the Courier has low Intelligence)
"You know, some people have all the luck, some people. Not you." (If the Courier has low Luck)
"Hey, look at this this guy, this guy has all the muscles. I mean it, they are imaginary." (If the Courier has low Strength)
"Whoa, you don't look too health, maybe you should see a doctor, or an undertaker." (If the courier has low Endurance)
"Buddy, you style, grace and charm. The style of a feral ghoul, the grace of a super mutant and the charm of a deathclaw!" (If the Courier has low Charisma)
"I hear you got a ready wit, tell me when it's ready"
"Look at you, you like a talent scout for a cemetery"(If the Courier has high Charisma)
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