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For those discerning types, choosing the right robotic butler is simply a matter of class. Enter Godfrey, the perfect mechanized butler, with many exciting features, such as water purification, follicle-shortening, and just the right type of mirth programing. To wit: "I was going to the clairvoyance meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events." Your perfect plastic pal is fun to be with.[1]
The suite, along with Godfrey and his services, may be obtained by destroying Megaton in the quest The Power of the Atom. Godfrey can tell jokes, restyle hair, advise where to buy better suite items, explain how the pristine Nuka-Cola machine works and give a bottle of purified water up to 5 times a week.
Godfrey has a few features. He can sense when you are injured when you walk into your suite and tell you where to buy items for your room.
"Allow me to introduce myself. I am Godfrey, your personal robotic butler."
"I was going to a clairvoyant's meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, 'Does this taste funny to you?'"
"Two atoms are in a bar. One says to the other, 'I think I've lost an electron.' The other asks, 'Are you sure?' To which the first replies, 'I'm positive.'"
"A neutron walks into a bar. 'How much for a drink?' To which the bartender responds, 'For you, no charge.'"
"A photon has mass? Huh, I didn't know they were Catholic."
The joke, "Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, 'Does this taste funny to you?'" was also told by a servant robot named 'Andrew' (Robin Williams) in the movie Bicentennial Man.
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