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my motto is,"You better check yourself before you wreck yourself, and if that doesnt work i'll wreck ya for ya fatman101

Mine is: This is SO GOING IN MY BLOG!!!!

People who look at me will be shot, survivors will be shot again.--Wade Thatcher 11:06, July 5, 2011 (UTC)Wade Thatcher

My motto; The last thing you never saw.User:Denis517 06:07, june 20, 2011 (UTC)

I have t51b, vengeance Gatling gun, 30,000 caps, Fawkes, full condition fat man and over 300 stimpacks. yet I still cannot kill a deathclaw!

My motto would be one of two; "Get r' done!" or "ALLAH HU ACKBAR" (Detonates mini nuke around waist) Power Bonkers 22:38, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

My Motto would have to be "Through Money I own the Wasteland, Through firepower I own the Wasteland"

or "Never forget the allies you've made, you might need them" -Knight-Captin-Locke

I also have a few:

If a guy says "I'll kill you" I say "What are you waiting for I am right here."


"Why don't you test me?"

I have a few mottos for my characters:

"Ooohhhh, run, run, I'm coming for you!"
"I have personally killed 6,078 men in cold blood while looking them in the eye; jumped on 1,455 live grenades; and stuffed fourteen feet of my own intestine back into my stomach. If that doesn't scare you out of your frilly pink leotards, guess what: You are an idiot and you hate humanity!

"I ripped most of these off from TF2!"

My new guy (Joe 'the lawbringer')'s is a regulator, so his is

"He was a bad man. Bad men need to be killed and counted" After killing (named) Evil people and taking a finger.

JASPER//"Do you like hurting other people?"UserRichard

"If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!"
"I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!"
"Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together...IN HELL"
"Bloody brilliant!"
"You got blood on my armor."
"I'll rip your f**king heart out!"

Mister Cee Bricks down the Dáil.

Most of these are from TF2

with a sniper rifle "hit em ull split em" and "with that armor youll stick out like a sore dick in a whore house" GigGAL0

My motto is, "Take your time. you might miss something. Or get your head blown off."Lord Vontavious 18:03, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Mine would be: Shoot most things that move Jaeee

User:Xxuberdood|Xxuberdood]] 03:50, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

mine is: No mercey, just a shoot to the head! Lavaman81

"Molerat Ragu with Powdered yao guai penis"

I'm like Gallows. My motto is, "..."

Makes sense right? AlbinoTitan 04:02, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

"I am GOD"-- 19:18, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

My motto is stay low, shoot strait, and move quick.GodPlageon 04:18, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Mine is walk loudly and carry a minigun Magmadar 05:05, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

"Be strong and eat alot of carrots" Gabriel Cortez 05:07, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Mine is "if they smart ass you kill em" lazyoldjesse

Guns don't kill people, people with bigger guns than other people kill people. Broeman 23:54, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

"Ooh... shiny..."


"If it's there, and it's shiny, take it." Spoon 00:01, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

My character's motto is, "If he writes in run-on sentences, and doesn't use punctuation, and even resembles Maccy Man, shoot his ass." LVTDUDE 17:09, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

"I SHALL FIGHT THE ENCLAVE WITH THE POWER OF...................DANCE!" Mr.75 17:11, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

My motto? *BOOM* H34d5h0t!!@!BannerT 17:32, 12 July 2009 (UTC)BannerT

"Actions protect the man, not armor." All i have on is a chinese jumpsuit and commando hat.--Radraider 18:14, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

My motto would have to be : I'm that badass guy you DON'T want to fuck with.

"Just kill yourself now and save me the bullets" Loneplunderer 00:28, 13 July 2009 (UTC)LoneplundererLoneplunderer 00:28, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

Mine is "When I get hungry, I hunt" - FalloutFreek

PENIS! Pararaptor 07:27, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

My new motto is: "FOR GLORY!FOR HONOUR!FOR POWER! THIS! IS! SPARTA!" X7Y/09ZXT 15:17, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

"One shot, one kill." --Sentinel 101 15:22, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

"Murder and torture the meanies for the children, they are our tomorrow." Gabriel Cortez 16:07, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

Any motto needs to be capslock and have an F-bomb, like: "YOU JUST PISSED THE WRONG MOTHER F***** OF B****!" anyway can you swear in your posts or do you get banned or something? The Lone Afro 21:34, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

Excessive swearing you could get banned, or if you're flaming someone, but otherwise no. Pararaptor 06:12, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

"If its still bleedin', it ain't dead yet." --Orionthefree 21:37, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

My motto is simple... "I do what the fuck i want, so dont get it my way."

"Silence is sweet, 'Boom' is sweeter." 20:34, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

"Two cups mutilated feet, one half cup kidney, three cups Super Mutant blood, one teaspoon BOS fingers." In layman's terms, I kill good and bad guys, with a bad karma rating. D3V0NST8R 3:34 P.M., 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Everything is made up of caps...some more than others, Enclave are cash boxes, Mutants = Ka-ching cash registers, Ghouls are like fucking paupers. So, "$$" is my motto.

"No Money? You're dead!" Motto of Rexcoder

"it worked in blazing saddles"--Brown38 14:29, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

The best way to kill a person is upclose and personal, if a man deserves nothing else in his final moment its to meet his maker


All i need is my shotgun and my dog, nothing more nothing less, the rest is written GreatDetroitTribe 20:39, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

"Shit happens when you party naked."

"fuck, shoot, then loot" Ww3sabiture 00:45, 19 July 2009 (UTC) "Aim Low."

"Who needs Armor when your as Luck as Me" Ryan Kage

"Eat Plasma, punks!" AngryNorwegianDude 23:57, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

I mostly sell weapons so its like raiders are looking at the stuff in the store and one of them says "Oh look they have things that go bing bang and boom"Deathclawpoop 02:02, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Take your a hurry. RMH

"Good....Bad.....I'm The One With The Gun" -Drop-Zone-

Stolen from Ash, in Army of Darkness. Except he says, "guy" instead of "one." LVTDUDE 18:03, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Home is where you hang your enemies head (oblivion)RG (xbox) 17:55, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

I have two, first one is : "i like dead people."

and the second,

"When in doubt, don't feck off the deathclaws" Sasquatch99 23:35, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

My joke motto- "That's right- I used the G.E.C.K. to beat your ass."

My 1st real one- "I am the epitome of human integrity and perseverance- just because you haven't killed me, it hasn't kept you from continuing to try anyway."

My 2nd- "Raiders are a dying breed, prone to killing each other- but I'm not averse to thinning the herd, either."

Last- "I collect guns and ammo from people like you. Would you like to donate to my hobby before I become more persuasive?" --Kajex Firedrake 00:47, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

I got an annoying one. "ENCLAVE HERE" (Reference to F02) Onipix 02:35, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Mine would have to be:

"Anything that happens happens, anything that in happening causes something else to happen causes something else to happen, and anything that in happening causes itself to happen again, happens again. Although not necessarily in chronological order."

(Said by douglas adams) --Nichos354

"Invisiheadshot!!!!!"Doctalen 20:52, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

"Fuck you man, you're dead."

"Get out of my face!" (After killing a hostile.) "Godammit Charon..." (Whenever Charon gets stuck and stops following me.)

"Pain is just a another lesson you need to learn in life"--BloodOmelet 21:00, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

"If it burns, I can kill it. If it doesn't burn, I can make it burn. Then I can kill it." --DGoose 18:34, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

I have plenty of things I say while playing Fallout3

WTF?!! After something goes horribly wrong like I blow my self up or that radroach takes the fatman round.. "Seriously?" but if my character had a motto I think it would be along the lines of.. "Hey you.. Asshat! CATCH!!! (BOOM!!!!) MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!111111oneoneeleven" User:Dorianrpg

" if it bleeds.. we can kill it", " If he dies he dies", " speak quietly and carry a big gun", Kill or be killed" "BANZAI Charge!!!!!" while running into battle with guns blazing.

"THAT WAS LEFT HANDED!" -Nick "Havock" Parker

"Whats you charictars motto" ... Spelling and punctuation, dammit! Nitty 04:47, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

For a short time it will be " strike em down with righteous wrath " because i´ve found jack and in my power armor while slicing open things feels a little bit like beeing a space marine. All the other time it will be " Shoot to thrill, play to kill I got my gun at the ready, gonna fire at will "--D.VADER 13:20, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Jake The Mercenary: If there's a risk, there will be a reward. Lisa The Savior: D.C. may never be the same again, but we can try to get close. Grim The Reaper: Why try to make the world what is not, a safe place. The Mercenary

- It would have to either be, "HEADSHOOOOOOOOT!" or "The bigger it is, the harder I am going to fuck it up"

My characters motto would have to be "Any problem can be solved with the correct application of violence."Addicted2Beer 04:28, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

I think mine would have to be "No matter what, you should always have a .32 pistol on hand" Shadowdemon57 05:10, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

I lieka you, you lieka me? Pararaptor 09:09, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

"I don't care how big your dick is,i've got an alien gun and ain't takin' shit from nobody" or my favourite "I dont know who you are or what you want,but i know im gonna kill you." The Second Wolf Brother. 11:42, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Mine is "one shot ten kills" and "..." or "I think you look better without a face...and the rest of limbs" Sidkid123 16:54, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

"Who needs money when you've got a gun?" --MadDawg2552 18:39, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm going to have to quote Yahtzee on this one, "Make war, not soap." Imp of the Perverse 10:05, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

I'll quote RA2 units here: I lost a bomb, do you have it? -Here, hold this -Never existed... -little C-4 knockin' at your door Other various sayings: -I think his mate saw me... -Bugger! -Eat lead you bloody mongrel! Lord Snip. 11:19, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Or the Terminator: "Your clothes... give them to me. Now." Imp of the Perverse 03:18, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

BUUURRRN BURRN FEEL THE FIRE MWUAHAHHAAAA!!!--Hellfire soldier 10:21, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

I hope you brought your wallet, Because the rent in Hell gets paid in advanced!--Con230 10:04, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Sic semper tyrannis. Thus always to tyrants. Ronin

When all else fails...blow shit up. Gauss100

Stop shooting my ammo! G4llows

"When Xuanlong assault rifle fails snipe 'em...When that fails...Give 'em a taste of the Terrible Shotgun....When that fails...Take out Vengeance.....WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS....Its time for the ultimate device for blowin' shit up...Bring out...The MIRV" Salty Demon 17:57, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

"Remember boys, just cause their heads are off don't mean they're dead" Seasonish

"See this? It's your heart." Pararaptor 07:51, 29 August 2009 (UTC) " All will Fall " Sourman 07:54, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

"You started it, I'll finish it." "Help costs caps." "Ammo, stims, cash, junk. In that order." Skorpychan 23:20, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

Whenever I'm playing and I get hit by something I didn't know was there I simply say "You know what? No. Just Stop." or when I'm pwning n00bs I say "YOU"RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF BUDDY! PICK YOURSELF UP!" before blowing everyones head off with the Atomic Pulverizer. STAProductions 02:13, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

shoot straight run fast ////

Arguably the best quote in the entire game: Vin's Log. Nitty 03:29, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Mine is probably just "Fuck",straight simple...Or maybe it's "May the spirit of the great lincoln be with you."Either way,I'm using Lincoln's repeater.Take that bitch!!And there was also my quote from the first time I killed Colonel Autumn:And Justice for all. HuangLee 03:03, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

id say mine is "Dying is easy, living is hard" or "Selfishly no longer breathing because of me" especially when you kill someone for kicks:) RejectFalseIcons666 09:28, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

your finger's, my caps. Hero of the Wastes 12:03 September 2, 2009

"I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." Nightweaver20xx 04:12, September 2, 2009 (UTC) ---

"If you startle me, I'll scream. If I scream, I'll shoot." --Magic Duck 01:21, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

Depends on which charecter im using Good "Thor" (TheTank) "You bad... me good... you die... ME get Caps!!!" "Roland" (The Gunslinger) ".44 Magnum i love ya'!" Evil "Vipers Tounge" (Seductress) "Oh did i just take your breath away" "Mordred" (Assasin) "... 'sound of a the deathclaw gauntlet tearing flesh in a sneak critical'... Ear wheres the ear?"

"Ah hell, Its gunna take a lot of fingers to make this incident go away..." Lord Snip. 09:04, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

"If you can't see me, you can't shoot me......but I can still shoot you!"--Francois878 16:42, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

"Im just passing through" "That's a nice coat. . . I mean really nice. Give it to me" "And that, is why you never shoot people in trench coats" --User: Jack "the drifter" Vance

"First impressions are important,if you show your teeth the first time we meet prepare to lose them."--Atlas Lied! 09:50, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

"Ya gotta look out for number one. If it helps me to help you, then so be it, just don't get in my way." Asylum Keeper 00:56, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

"If it's alive, kill it, or use it to your advantage..."

A motto for fallout 3 I think its "I know not with what weapons World war 3 will be fought with, but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones" [Jack "the Drifter" Vance]

Motto for Demos-"Run little rabbit, run as fast as you can. But I'm pretty sure you can't escape a nuke"--Demos99 20:17, October 11, 2009 (UTC) Motto for Panic-"Smile, I piked this bullet specially for you."--Demos99 20:17, October 11, 2009 (UTC) Motto for Luna-"Aw did I hurt you? Here, let me end your pain."--Demos99 20:17, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

My motto is "Die Proud,"LW556DCJ 21:05, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

"Some people spend a lifetime pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever's in the glass." Snake47 00:29, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

"Sleep With One Eye Open" Mister Black 20:04, October 17, 2009 (UTC) Mister Black

"I mean yeah, if I saw a guy wearing naughty nightwear and wielding a minigun, I'd get the fuck outta there too" Hazadragon 15:29, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

"You know, Life feels just like a video ga-. Oh wait, nevermind." --User:Fallout3Maniac

For Thor "You Raider Bastard you got your blood on my armour time to die. . . (Powerfist to their faces)Antily3f 02:18, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

My ADD brother's = (he took the animal friend perk) "Hey little mole rat, wanna play? ... With my BULLET!" Then proceeds to blow countless mole rat heads off.

"Hey man, you may as well just give up coz even if you did manage to kill me, I'd just reload my save anyway." Yeah that usually confuses those silly raiders. 22:07, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

"(Click, Boom) Damnit i forgot to tell him the snappy and funny thing i was going to say. (Click, Boom Boom Boom) Fuck thats three more i could have told to go ahead and die but nope i have to shoot first ponder the consequences later"Antily3f 03:40, October 30, 2009 (UTC)

"Promise not to get blood and my suit and I'll kill you quickly." -The Puppet Master

"The last thing to go through your mind will be my bullet." LVTDUDE 05:17, October 31, 2009 (UTC)

"May the Might of Thor guide me to your Destruction. MJOLNIR STRIKE NOW!!!!! (Charon Fawkes Jericho SPC and Butch charge the enemy)"Antily3f 05:24, October 31, 2009 (UTC)

1."More risk, more reward." 2."Be polite. Be efficent. And have a plan to kill EVERYONE you meet!"--Hollow Points 01:05, November 1, 2009 (UTC)Hollow Points

Fan of Orange box eh? Jack "the drifter" Vance 06:18, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

1. 'im fucking exhusted!' 2. 'where the hell am i?' 07:24, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

Lol, soo much funny mottos. Mine is: 'If you don't shoot me, there's a little change I leave you alive. If you do shoot me, then you should realize that you're in some serious trouble.' 15:41, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

I go anchorage style "Im going to kill you SO HARD!" Jack "the drifter" Vance 16:12, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

Isn't it "SO MUCH"? Either sounds good though. LVTDUDE 17:12, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

I'm surprised no one is using Jules' quote from Pulp Fiction.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

"I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."LVTDUDE 17:13, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

"Ive seen things, you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, I watched C-beams glitter in the dark at the Tanhhausser gate. All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die" Jack "the drifter" Vance 17:24, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

"THIS...IS MY BOOMSTICK!" LVTDUDE 17:31, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

[careful] "I'm not as nice as I used to be" Gunner Bill 20:49, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

"I Found Your Private Rycker up there. . . you didnt finish. . well i cant blame you. He was tough. . . . but then again a good soldier. . ought to be"Antily3f 03:19, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

mine would have to be "blow his effin head off" lol or "SHAKE AND BAKE" hahahahaWyatt310 05:49, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

my motto would probly be "the ends justifies the means" i mean so i slaughter hundreds of people..if it gets me enough money, to get enough ammo to fire a gun enough times to kill the enclave once and for all..i see no harm in it, my runner up motto would probly sara sara, i dont think i spelled it right but thts my real life motto to...what will be will be.Toolazytomakeaaccount 06:50, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

If it bleeds i can kill it!Dunesk8r 19:05, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Chaotic Nuetral! -- 17:51, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

"Huh? What was that noise?" 03:28, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
"IS DERE SOMEBODY DERE?" --Toast 16:29, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

"(THe Sandy SHades Shuffle) you know that was awesoem, granted your dead but damn that was cool"Antily3f 04:24, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

I AM NOT A GUN. --Toast 16:30, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

I also like to complain whenever I'm getting the crap beat outta me, like when I keep dying. I usually say stuff like "No, You know what? NO! Stop it. Stop. JUST STOP it! Hacker. Stop Hacking. You know, if I was cheating too, I'd be winning." and other complainy things like that. --Toast 16:35, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

No! Talk to the gun.

"You know what? There are three kinds of Raiders: raiders with lead in their heads, raiders with NO heads, and raiders I'm about to convert to either of the two other kinds"-- 22:50, November 29, 2009 (UTC)

Mine is "Guns don't kill people.....wait what am I saying, yea they do."

Mine's Guns don't kill people, Ammunition kills people, or Guns don't kill people Rippers kill people "Malicious laugh" Sheepbiter 11:34, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

"All you need to make a good RPG is a girl and a gun." I'm a girl and I have loads of guns. (Quote paraphrased from Jean-Luc Godard ) ShadowSentinel 21:10, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

"Hey, i don't think we've met, which means you've been lucky. Till about now.

"the sword is mighter than the pen let me show you"this is for my samurai account --User:zombieeater6000-- 10:10am january 22

"Let everything kill eachother, first. Then finish off what's left." Tzaro the Outcast 02:21, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

My male character's is, 'I only shoot in response' and my female's is, 'Why can't we settle this fracas in a civilized way over a cup of tea. What? No tea? DIE YOU UNCIVILIZED JACKARSE!'

"I will never fall into the shadow of evil and hate like so many I have killed have" or " Keep your fatmans and missle launchers, I'll use my pencil"- Andromada101 4:29 pm, January 24, 2010

my new one. is . . . Boom Baby you just got MIRV'D Antily3f 16:53, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

"Boom, head shot" Vault 815 06:40, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

"Hey man... This water is really dirty - Irradiated." (Stating the obvious.)

"Sonuvabitch!" (Stressful situation)

"Oh you like getting shot at dontcha!?" (Hitting a target.)

" FUCK YOU." (Multiple uses)

"THE NERVE!" (Getting shot at)

"It could be worse." (Trying to cheer himself up.)

A few of mine are peekaboo i see you but not any more. also watch this...oh wait your dead lolzomgroflcopterlolololol. my last is whats that i couldnt hear that over your begs for mercy.

17:08, February 1, 2010 (UTC)Paperbagguy3

"If you can see me, you're screwed. If you can't see me, you're dead. If you don't know who i am, you're lucky. Unfortuantely, i know you, so now you are truly screwed."

"Life...Life...Life, what is it exactly? Just a darkless, ruthless, loveless plain, FOR YOU!"

"The sword is mightier than the average rock, both which I can kill you a 1000 different ways with."Fallout3Maniac 05:09, February 19, 2010 (UTC)

What else... "You Gotta Shoot 'em in the Head".SoProTheyGoWoah 01:40, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

"You can't put the the toothpaste back in the fuckin' tube!"

"Ah yes, Reapers" Mmm, Crispy... 19:24, March 6, 2010 (UTC)


My Current Characters "motto" is


As speaking runs the risk of you being detected, then you get no stealth crit...

Kill them, and if they're essential, kill'em again --DragonJTSLeave me a message 05:54, March 7, 2010 (UTC)

"This.. THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK.... and this is my gun.

Or "Damn Bitch.... You Dead" Sheepbiter 09:58, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

my fave phrase

"I bet your just looking for a nice home, I can help you with that, because HELL has a vacancy and your going there in 4.2 seconds if you dont prove you are worthy of my mercy" sorta long I know, I usually use portions of it, or use enclave commander to tie someone up and say the whole thing. 13:15, March 8, 2010 (UTC)Charon_The_Ghoul

Six words: "First man firing, last man standing." The Commonwealth 15:40, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

My latest one. "Dulce Et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori" Sheepbiter 12:11, March 9, 2010 (UTC)

"I'm going to live forever, or die trying" - Calicocidd

(after shooting 2 raiders/talon mercs and looking at the third): "These two piles of ashes/goo used to be your friends. If you haven't fucked off in 10 seconds, you'll look like that too"

(Running a way Fawkes can't go, getting a lead and when he joins me): "Say hello to my little friend"

(When running around with my alien blaster (favorite weapon)): "I turn shitheads like you into ashes - wanna see?"

(In general): "Do you enjoy life? Here are some rules: 1) Don't fuck with me - 2) Don't become a raider, slaver, TC merc or enclave - 3) When you send me on a mission, you better have a reward that's worth it and not just caps. Then we'll get along just fine" mine is "If you see me your already dead"

(Noticing a person is still alive)

"How are you alive still"

(Not because im a bad aim but cause i didnt notice the person)

and my second one is

"Im gonna let you guys handle it"
(Shoots character in foot with BB. gun so my followers will just dominate the person with a heavy incinerator and the Vengence)

The CapitalWaster April 8 2010 9:31 am washington state time

Some quotes from my female PC, Krystal...

"Right behind you!" when attacking from behind while using CSA

"Mentlegen?" when decloaking around friendlies

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!" When whipping out the M2 Browning

"Damnit these Brotherhood dipshits couldn't hit the ass end of a Behemoth if he sat on 'em..." When watching Brotherhood members shoot

"INCOMING FIRE HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY, YOU DUMBASS!" When shooting at an enemy and a friendly cuts across the line of fire

"Hold still...yeah....peerrrffecctt...<BOOM>" When lining up a headshot > 300 yards.

"Stop looking at my tits and shoot that mutie behind you!" When friendlies are being useless in a firefight

"Damnit Dogmeat, I said don't go in there...great..." When Dogmeat is killed

"Right. You go do that. I'm going to steal everything that isn't tied down in the mean time." When a friendly NPC breaks dialogue

"Men don't have tits, you tit" When a BoS member uses a male term

"LOOK! BOOBS! Damned simulations..." When in Operation: Anchorage and is referred to with "Sir" by the NPCs in the simulation.

"Oh. Banging rocks together you say. Right, so I guess singlehandedly destroying the Enclave's main base a Raven Rock, their satelite uplink center near Rockland, their mobile crawler base at Adams, every Enclave camp in the Capitol Wasteland, killing every mutie bastard out here, and collecting every weapon out there means nothing. Get out of my face you dick" When an outcast makes a rude comment

"YOU ARE DEAD! Not big suhprize..." When killing an enemy(lol TF2 reference)

"I have more guns in my armament locker in Megaton than your entire little club has. Go fuck yourselves." when an Outcast makes a rude comment

"Bitch I said STAY DOWN!" When killing a stubburn enemy

"Doesn't look like you'll be needing this anymore..." When looting a corpse

"And that's how we do it in the Vault, BITCH!" When pwning an enemy

"I got blood on my suit" When killing an enemy in snazzy clothing

"Here's a round on me!" When exploding a Mutie's pants

"Screw you guys, I'm goin home!" When I'm nearly over-encumbered with loot from an exploration session.

"Oh, you expect to scare me with a 10mm pistol when I have an AK47....right, so were you dropped on your head as a child or are you just stupid?!" When threatened by a weak NPC

"My god you idiots are useless. Just go home I'll take care of everything....again..." When accompanying the Brotherhood of Steel on a mission.

"Uh...fawkes...Don't attack...dammit.....ugh, even sane mutants are dumber than a bloatfly..." When Fawkes glitches and attacks Liberty Prime.

"$400,000 dollars to fire that gun, eh? Money well spent!" When easily defeating an opponent wielding a Minigun.

"Damnit Krystal...what did you get yourself into this time..." When overwhelmed by very powerful enemies

"Come on, I'm more accurate with this machine gun and it weighs more than I do. SHAPE UP, SOLDIER!" when witnessing the incompetence of the Initates in the Bailey

"Jet's a great drug. Makes my job easier when the enemy is on it." When defeating Raiders that can't aim for shit.

"OW OW OW OW OW. STOP SHOOTING ME!" When some dumbass BoS paladin has a friendly fire accident

"Don't mind if I do!" When a normally friendly NPC dies due to wasteland circumstances, or when finding valuable stuff

"Do you take US Dollars? YOU DO!? Awesome, more bullets for me AND I save caps!" When trading using Pre-War Money to offset cost of purchased goods.

"Come on Krystal, get out of that nasty-as-hell radiated Super Mutant PortaJohn runoff.." Pretty self-explanatory lol

"Damnit, that's not going to come out of my hair for a long time..." When gibbing a nearby super mutant

"I'd kill for a car right about now...there's only a few thousand of them around here, I'm sure someone could combine parts and make just one of them run...useless Brotherhood..." When trekking halfway across the wasteland on foot

"You want me to go to Olney? Tristan, are you on Jet or something? I want to keep my tits attached to my chest TYVM." When being sent to Olney to retrieve a Tesla Coil in Broken Steel.

"I'm all for diplomacy........ Shotgun style." Deathco 23:14, April 26, 2010 (UTC) April 26, 2010

"Right. Message recieved. I'll just steal everything that isn't tied down and be on my way!" When granted access to Fort Independence by Protector Casdin TestECull 16:15, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

"Hope you b@stards can count to five."



With my latest character. "A kurva anyad fasz fei".

Or if I kill em with Jingwei's Shock Sword. "You just got Zorked!!!" Sheepbiter 11:02, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

  • Doctor L Weegee posting here.

"PIIIISSSS!!!!!" (Death)

"Aw, shitdirt......." (Something relatively bad)

"I hate etc" When he sees something he hates.

"Uhhmmm.... What the piss jar?" (When something odd happens)

"WUBUBUBUBU" (On killing a very evil character)

"Whoops." (On killing a good character)

"Watch my back, but don't look at my ass" (When healing with a follower around).

"UAV is Online!"


"This'll work." (Something relatively good).

"Hasta blam, haddur dam!" "Sheran can coshe-ten! Shera can coshe-ten!" "Habida ban, bash dan du coshe-ten" "A buda pest!" My character is a Sim, you see.

"Stealth always wins" plus " I don't just have a gun, I don't have guns, I have........GUNNNNZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (extreme silly)


*Texan accent* "The wicked had better watch out, 'cos a new sheriff's in town." Telos 10:27, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Get ready for an incredibly long wall of text everyone.

"Stop... SHOOTING ME" (When a follower happens to shoot me)

"Yeah, sure, dad. Send your only kid into a hellish wasteland, thanks a lot." (After Tranquility Lane)

"There you were, so full of yourself. Next, very briefly suprised, then DEAD." (After killing someone undetected.)

"Now THIS is a weapon!" (Picking up minigun.)

"DIE DIE MY DARLINGS, DIE DIE DIE!" (Killing a large group of enemies.)


"Your soldiers are shooting me, chainsawing me, and punching me, AND YOU EXPECT ME TO PUT A VIRUS IN THE WATER SUPPLY?!" (When talking to the President).

"Oh god, shut up, JUST SHUT UP!" (Talking to zip).

"All bullets and no brains, eh mate?" (Killing a super mutant)

"BBUUURRNNN!!!!! BURRRRNNNN!!!! BURRRRHURRHURRRHURRRNNN!!!!!!!" (Incinerating everything).

"We're gonna need a bigger plasma rifle." (On sighting a behemoth).

"I didn't sign up for babysitting duty!" (Taking Marie and running).

"God, first it's zombies, then it's two headed cows, now it's alie- NOT THE PROBE!" (Mothership Zeta)

"I know I'm awesome, STOP MAKING HAVE TO PROVE IT!" (Upon completing Operation Anchorage).

"Hey, at least all your dismembered limbs are close togther. ON THE WALL!" (On killing with the railway rifle)

Doctor L Weegee 19:22, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

"Kill if neccesary. Life does not need to be ended unless they deserve it."

"If you want to kill in vain, do it quickly. They do not need to suffer long."

Nukey - (Speak to me!!!) 19:28, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

"Wololo!" JK1464 04:37, May 8, 2010 (UTC)

" Ammo doesn't grow on trees. But then again, neither does the Enclave."--Post2394 22:51, May 20, 2010 (UTC)

"good poeple sleep at night because i stand ready to visit violance on those who would harm them"

"And BOOM goes the dynamite...!"

"Everybody bleeds the same" Blestb 17:28, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

When using a baseball bat, sledghammer, or super sledge mine would have to be "Smashy smashy!" Using energy weapons "You gonna get probbed!" Using big guns "Say hello to my not so little friend!" Using little guns "The bigger they are the smaller and tough I am." And using unarmed "Like the new face, helluva lot better then that normal one." I love to smash bugs like radroaches, radscorpions, and antz with a supersledge in V.A.T.S to watch every part of their body dismember and explode with green gunk, or blind siding a normal person with the fisto smashing them into every single thing.

"Boom boom butt pirate."

"Don't loose your head" after blasting thier heads off

"Stick around" Pinning a limb/head to a wall

"yeah aliens, how do you like EARTH TECH?" while killing on the mother ship with plasma/lazer/wazer weapons.

"Who's the tough guy now" killing beharmoth.

"i call shotgun"when blasting someone with the combat shotgun

"wasn't me" after getting caught killing/stealing.

"yeah,i went there"


"Shoot whatever moves, teabag anything that doesn't and steal everything thats not nailed down"

JASPER42 12:19, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

"If it moves shoot it, if it turns out to be a deathclaw attempt polite negotiation followed by running like Fawkes after seeing that deathclaw." So long I never manage to say it before the deathclaw hits me across the face. 16:19, July 4, 2010 (UTC)

"everything dies i just make it happen sooner"

"you got blood on my boots!"

"i like it when things go boom"

"any one got a light"

"this is the worlds most powerful hand gun. it can take a head clean off. so ya feel lucky...punk"

"long live mother russia"

"for the fatherland"

"my gun is bigger"

"dont piss me off:

"i like pie"


"can i get some fries with that"


"this is my gun and it says BOOM!"


"im not evil, but i never said i was good"

"I dont care if thay want to kill you, just show me the caps"

"you were nice to me, so i killed everyone who tryed to hert you"

the top one;

"I really dont give a shit what happens to the world, im not here to save every one, im only here to kick your ass!!!"

MrDot01 04:02, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

Mine is "Stiny, keep flushing those toilets!"

"You ain't got no pancake mix!" "Imma walk all up and down yo'ass!" "I have an arsenal bigger than all the merchants in the Mojave, more caps than the Commonwealth and I own a freaking alien mothership. What have you got? My Backwater Rifle aimed at yo' face!" --AlmightyBazzman 16:50, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

"I've been beating up clouds and flipping off rainbows, on the waaaaaaaave of an email!"

Mine is Hakuna matata. --Kris User Hola 20:27, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

"To underestimate me is death."Shadow 20:34, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

My new guy (Joe 'the lawbringer')'s is a regulator, so his is

"He was a bad man. Bad men need to be killed and counted" After killing (named) Evil people and taking a finger.

JASPER//"Do you like hurting other people?"UserRichard

Some more?

Listed by Character:

Doctor Bastard (Evil): "ME DESTROY WHAT NO UNDERSTAND!" (Destroying things using a destroyable enviroment mod)
"You one strange giant mutant." (Fawkes)
"SMASH!" (Whacking something with the Tenderizer)

"Doctor have vengeance!" (Killing Autumn)

Abski (Good):

"I'm gonna rip your head-off and shit down your neck." (When somebody turns hostile for no reason)

"Die, you son of a bitch!" (Killing a Behemoth)

"Yippie kay ey, mother****er!" (Destroying the Mobile Platform)

"Heheheh, what a mess!" (Dismembering several enemies)

"Your ass is grass, and I've got the weedwhacker!" (Getting a new weapon)

"The last thing that's gonna go through your mind is my size ten foot!" (Kicking an enemy with a mod)

"It's down to you and me, you insane freak." (Fighting Autumn)

"I came, I saw, I kicked ass." (Ending Combat)


"Ka-Freakin' Boom!"

"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?" (Killing an Overlord)

"Let's dance." (Entering Combat)

"Oh, come on!!!" (Learning that his equipment has been taken away in the DLC's.)

"Nothing like crushing a raider's head under your motorcycle wheels before you drive off to kick another raider's ass with dual miniguns."

"Suck my boomstick!" (Shooting off someone's head with a shotgun).

"If life gives you lemons, you blow those lemons to bits with your missile launcher!" Omny87 12:05, September 24, 2010 (UTC)

Doctor L Weegee

"That's not a Fat Man, this is a Fat Man" **Equips MIRV** -- Fat Man Dundee, Australian Wasteland Legend & MIRV addict (Deathclwhore)

Can't anyone in this world solve their OWN problems? How the heck did you all survive before I came out of the vault?Agent c 23:12, September 30, 2010 (UTC) "Two people have already died, and if you don't calm down, I'll make it a third!" *talking to Elliot*. "You just killed someone I like, that is NOT a safe place to stand." *death of a follower and/or favorite NPC's*. "Now that's what I call a close encounter." *nearly hit by a missile launcher, or the unidentified flying debris encounter* "When I was your age I had already killed four men!" *little lamplight* "BOOM! HEADSHOT!" Doctor L Weegee

BillyBob, My southern to the end PC found an old collection of movies to quote...

What the hell is this??... A JELLY DOUGHNUT?!?!?!-Full Metal Jacket

Come with me if you want to live! -Terminator

Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubblegum!!! -Full Metal Jacket

To regulators- "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!" -Blazing Saddles

FoosBall is the Devil!!! -The Water Boy

When hit by energy weapons-"I invented electrisity! Benjamin Franklin is the Devil!!

Visualize and Attack! Motto on preception- The Water Boy

to BoS "Dammit! You lazy bastards cant do anything right"

after seeing car explode-"Hey buddy, did you just see a real bright light?"- Terminator

God isn't with us cause he hates idiots also- The Good, The bad, and The ugly

¡Hasta la victoria Seimpre!- When over throwing the enclave

when killing a robot- "Nothing but lights, and clockwork" -I, Robot

when talon company mercs try to talk to me "If your gonna shoot, shoot, don't talk!" - The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you better ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?" - Dirty Harry

"Go ahead, make my day."- Sudden Impact

The south will rise again! --Billytheboy 16:11, October 2, 2010 (UTC)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! MFToast - talk 17:14, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

[shoot first , Loot stuff later ..]

"War- War sometimes changes." or "You wouldn't kill a Deathclaw without a FatMan." or "It doesn't matter who wins or loses it only matters who dies first." or "Killing is a crime, so I turn them into slaves." or "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool my twice, FUCK YOU." or "Go back to the gay bar, loser." or "I have a habit of scratching my finger against the trigger at just the right moment." or "Friends are for quitters, that's why they call me the Lone Wanderer." or "The only thing better than ass-kicking is crotch-kicking." or "Shot em' down, since that's the direction they'll go in." or "The damn ghouls are mindless zombies, that's why I joined them." or "On Thanksgiving, I eat whatever's left of my enemies." or "Goddamn Gravity making me drop my goddamn FatMan, I was going to use that on a Deathclaw." Well, I have more, but I'm exhausted. The Unknown User 03:08, November 27, 2010 (UTC)

Random - "If you think a Ranger is a fucking badass, then you've never met a courier."

There's a few that I like. I heard them said in the Halo web-series Red Vs. Blue. These in particular come from the Red team's leader, Sarge.

"Today is a good day for you to die!" This one I say before I start shooting at my enemies.

"I hope you brought your wallet, cause the rent in hell gets paid in advance!" I say this as I'm fighting.

"You just got sarged!" I say this when I finally kill my enemy.

The best one I've heard is from Scarface: "Say hello to my little friend!" I'm wielding a minigun when I say this.

When I make a successful headshot, I will either say "BOOM, headshot!" or "Dome Inspector!".

I think these are the best ones. I also like some of Duke Nukem's one-liners. Heading into a heavy firefight I will often say, as I'm unholstering my minigun, "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum........and I'm all out of gum!".--Ryker6107:24, April 15, 2011 (UTC)~12:23am 4/15/2011

running away won't help you i'll just blow your legs off!-- 15:21, April 21, 2011 (UTC)

I usually sing Megadeth, while slaughtering Raiders, or BOOOM SAYS I!ToestheUnwholy 15:34, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

"Today is a good day for the other bastards to die"Captain Taipan 14:52, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

"No! STOP SHOOTING ME! I was trying to talk to you, not steal the ashtray!" Unorthadox 01:46, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

^^ Lol, Glad that isn't just me that's done that before!

'I would try to talk to you but you don't seem to want to enter into a text based dialogue, so I'm gonna punchfuck you instead'


'Time to waste me some wastelanders'



'I'm confused'

'That's textbook shooting technique there Brian'

'Our survey said; fuck off and die'

'This is not a drill, this is a gun, and now you're dead' Tactictoe 04:17, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

'Just stay out of my way' Zac hemker 07:25, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

'Right, that's it, I'm getting me mum'

'Smell my cheese you mother!'(Alan Partridge, natch) Tactictoe 21:48, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

Mine is ' I run the wastland thorgh guns, caps and even bigger guns' --Please Welcome NCR President Andrew Parker 02:12, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

"Hello? Is that a Deathclaw? Oh my god it is AAAAAAAAGGGHH---" --Mustached Plumber 10:03, June 25, 2011 (UTC)Mustached Plumber

'I only drink the blood of my enemies! That, and the occasional strawberry yoohoo.'

'I ain’t got time to bleed'

'I’ll kill you with my teacup.' rock-it launcher at work.

'Are you not entertained?' any coliseum fight

'You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor! Take her away!' dealing with the women-folk

'"What the fuck" gives you freedom.' any situation calls for a wtf.

'You're just one big headache, and I got a whole pistol-full of Aspirin.'

'I got half a mind to kill you...And the other half agrees'

'Duct tape. I need it for... taping something.'

'You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.'

'have at thee' melee weapons

'Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?'

'What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country.'

'Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab.' throwing spear/ throwing weapons

'Don't take any guff from these fucking swine.' leaving any character behind

'im your huckleberry...' facing off against a worthy foe

JimmyDreznaut017 08:34, July 11, 2011 (UTC)

"Oh shit, oh shit, OH SHIT!" "Head shot or no shot." "Eat lead motherfucker!" "Where's your god now?" "Hmm. . . Tastes like chicken."

Just to name a few. Omega-Ginger

Im as strong as a yao guai, fierce as a deathclaw, and your ears are my caps. 02:36, August 23, 2011 (UTC)

Mine is: "<Say Nothing>" SupremeCommanderGrief (talk) 10:44, September 29, 2012 (UTC)

"That wasn't overkill, he's still vaguely recognizable." --Delta Jim (talk) 22:20, October 21, 2012 (UTC)