Ok heres the situation, I made six characters-Half of them good and half of them evil- and I think that they are all equally awesome. but I've always wondered if they teamed up who would win? I thought that seince you guys were awesome at thinking of stuff and deciding things I thought you could help me. here are the teams.
Team Good: The Enforcer. Tagged Skills-all at 100 Small guns, Lockpick, and repair. Equipment-Fully Repaired Terrible Shotgun, Wasteland Surgeon outfit, Talon Company helmet, and biker goggles. Selected perks- Commando Gunslinger WWired Reflexes. SPECIAL- 10,7,10,1,9,5,5.
Dallas Starr. Tagged Skills-all at 100 Small Guns, Speech, and Repair. Equipment, Sherrif Duster and Hat, 3-Dogs Glasses, and The Blackhawk. Selected Perks- Mysterious Stranger, Life Giver, and Gunslinger. SPECIAL- 10,6,7,5,8,1,7.
The Saint. Tagged Skills- Small Guns, Sneak, and Lockpick. Equipment- Lucky Shades, Reds Bandanna, Wanderers Leather Armor, Kneecapper, and the Victory Rifle. Perks- Silent Running, Commando, Sniper. I forgot to write down the SPECIAL for him.
And now Team Evil: Atlas. Skills- Melee Weapons, Big Guns, and Repair. Equipment- Metal armor, Raider Blastmaster Helmet, and Fawkes' Super Sledge. Perks- Toughness, Bloody Mess, and Survival Guru Snide. SPECIAL- 10,4,10,4,9,1,7.
Pyro. Skills- Big Guns, Explosives, and Melee Weapons. Equipment- Torcher's Mask, Armored Vault 101 Jumpsuit, Burnmaster, Shishkebob. Perks- Animal Friend lv.2. Pyromaniac, Bloody Mess. SPECIAL- 10,3,8,8,9,2,7.
Brigade. Skills- Big Guns, Lockpick, and Repair. Equipment- Ranger Battle Helmet, Wasteland Legend Outfit, Lucky Shades, Eugene, Miss Launcher. Perks- Bloody Mess, Toughness, Survival Guru Tough, Barkskin. SPECIAL- 10,3,10,7,10,1,8
I know you guys will think of some epic Wasteland Spanning Armageddon for the ages! thanks for your ideas! who else butOutcastBOS 18:45, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
Team Good. Because the good guys ALWAYS win. However, Pyro could turn the tide. AngryNorwegianDude 17:05, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Team Bad. They've got all the heavy damage skills. Big Guns alone. All it'd take is a Fat Man or a couple missle launchers and "Game Over".Angelonedge 07:34, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
All right, I think this is what he meant… Team Good starts out at Republic of Dave and split up. Team Evil starts on the Tenpenny tower balcony and Brigade camps out up there. After a couple of days the first battle ensues, Saint is taking shots at Atlas from Arkansas’ sniping area, Atlas runs up there and starts swinging away, he hits Saints left arm and cripples it. Saint takes out the Kneecapped and blasts the sledge out of Atlas’s hands, and misses with his second shot. Atlas grabs him and throws him off of the ruins and he lands on a mine and is blown to bits. Atlas then picks up his hammer and continues his search. Pyro and Starr meet in the middle of Paradise Falls and all of the slavers are cheering Pyro on. Pyro has his Shishkebab equipped and is going to town on Starr. Starr shoots the kebob out of Pyros hands and the bullet grazes Mr. Jones, who then calls a slaver huddle. After a couple hours Pyro gets his legs crippled and is on his knees and starr is going for the death blow when Clover cleaves Starr’s Arm off and all the Slavers open fire on the dismembered Starr. Cutter then heals Pyro who heads back to T.T. As Brigade patrolls the balcony, The Enforcer snaks up and shoots him in the back of the head with the terrible shotgun. It barely scratches his heal;th and he turns around and laughs. Enforcer goes “Oh, Shit” as he gets his legs blown off and he goes over the rails. Brigade celebrates and accidentally falls himself. He survives and drags himself over to the Enforcers body and eats it. Team Evil wins. Quote the Raven Nevermore
Aha! Well, here's a new one:
Team Good travels towards the Chryslus Building to kick mutie ass, but are interrupted by Team Evil, who have been swimming up the Potomac and attack the Good team from the shore at Farragut West Metro Station. Taking heavy fire, Dallas, the Enforcer and Saint are deciding to take cover at the outskirts of Bethesda Ruins, at the south side.
However, they underestimate Atlas. The Psycho-fueled brawler runs towards them and gives the Enforcer a slam from his Super Sledge. He quickly retaliates due to sniper and Magnum fire, but the damage is already done; The Enforcer has a crippled head, and is suffering from severe confusion and pain.
As the rest of Team Good support the Enforcer over to cover, Team Evil hatches an evil (duh!) strategy: They are going to flank the Bethesda Ruins from north so that Team Good will be attacked by a swarm of blood-crazed Raiders. They hurry around the location, and Brigade starts picking off Raiders with Eugene, while Pyro and Atlas attack the Raiders from the sides. The scared, remaining Raiders run towards the general direction of Team Goods cover position.
But, as always, Team Evils plan has a massive flaw; They never expected Team Good to use guerrilla tactics. The Saint came over some mines in the nearby ammo boxes, and turned the backside of Team Goods barricade into a minefield. The first Raiders get blown to bits, while the mayor part of the blood-crazed herd turns back and launches a frontal attack at Team Evil.
This wouldn't normally be a problem, but suddenly, Brigade has to reload Eugene, and accidentally jams it. Very soon, Team Evil are having a hard time killing off the Raiders, because they stay out of the Burnmasters and the Miss Launchers range. Atlas takes a chance, and takes a one-man stand at the attacking flock. He beats 20 or so into a pulp, before 18 Raiders with baseball bats beat him to death in such a fashion that he resembles an imploded cheeseburger. This pisses Pyro off; He jumps into the remaining crowd, and burns them to death with the Burnmaster.
The now weakened Team Evil decides to pop some Med-X and attack Team Good's cover position from the front side. Brigade drops the ruined Eugene for Atlas' Super Sledge, and they run around to the front, where Team Good are waiting for them.
Bullets whistling, Brigade and Pyro run at Team Good, and suffers severe damage while doing so: The Blackhawk and Victory Rifle cripples many of their limbs. Pyro manages to jump the barricade, but to a bad end; The Saint is waiting for him, and empties both barrels of the Kneecapper in his chest. The half-dead Pyro then gets the Shishkebab taken from him, and is booted off the barricade. His head splatters at the ground.
In all the fuzz, Brigade has managed to sneak around the cover, and is approaching the wounded Enforcer from behind. Just as he tries to bludgeon him to death, the Saint jumps down, now wielding the Shishkebab. An awesome fencing fight ensues. They both manage to land critical blows on each other, but as the fight drags out, the Saint gets tired. Brigade then breaks his kneecap with a mighty hit from the Super Sledge, and is ready to finish both the Enforcer and the Saint off when he hears a clicking sound behind him.
He turns around, only to get his arms crippled by an entire Blackhawk magazine, delivered from Dallas Starr. As he drops the Super Sledge, the Saint drives the Shishkebab through his chest with all his force. Brigade utters "Oh, fuck this bullshit!" then dies.
Team Good heals their crippled limbs, loots the best gear and then heads home to Megaton to celebrate the victory with Whisky at Moriarty's Saloon. Moira and Lucy West joins the the drinking Wastelanders, and they party to the dawn of the next day.
Team Good wins. AngryNorwegianDude 09:58, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
Now try making one for Team Evil! OutcastBOS
I will. How about:
After some reloading/restocking, Team Evil is pissed off: Their last defeat was indeed a grim one. Suddenly, Pyro picks up a transmission from Galaxy News that says that Team Good are about to take a hit on a major Enclave post, and then share the gear with generic Wastelanders. This pisses Team evil even more off: Why SHARE stuff when you can SELL IT AND GET RICH? Or even better, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF? And even worse: Enclave gear on wastelanders will make random Wastelanders a much harder target. Team Evil quickly decides to beat the crap out of Team Good, in the name of all that is profitable, morally wrong and illegal.
The mentioned Enclave post is located near something called the Satcom Arrays. This poses a problem, because Team Evil has been too busy kicking ass to explore the higher parts of the Capital Wasteland. However, some threatening gives them the location. And off they go.
In the mean time, Team Good has managed to make every Enclave soldier in the base resemble Swiss Cheese, due to a fatal case of bullets. However, when they are ready to go, they face a big problem. They are over-encumbered, and forgot to bring Buffout on this run. Damn it, who put The Saint on Chem duty?
Due to their good nature, Team Good decides to carry the burden to Dallas Starr's emergency Buffout storage, which is located at Dickerson Tabernackle Chapel. This turns out to be a BIG mistake.
This is, of course, where Team Evil has set up camp for the night. They had some fun beating the crap out of a hooded man who took potshots at them from afar, and now they are sleepy. All except Brigade, who is on a Jet trip. When he has disassembled and assembled the Reservists Rifle four times, he decides to climb to the top of the church roof to get a look on "the view" (Or more likely to do some more Jet. Brigade was never a sharer). When he gets on top of the structure, he notices several doses of Buffout hanging from a string. Smiling, he takes it down, and sits down to take a good mouthful of muscle pills.
Suddenly, Brigade notices three slow-walking figures a short distance away. It is Team Good! He climbs down from the church wall fast, and wakes the others. In a couple of minutes, they form a brilliant plan (which, weirdly, has no flaws).
Team Good approaches the church. They are all tired and mad at each other. ("Who the hell forgets Buffout on a farming run? Well, at least it is not so stupid as hiding Chems in a god damn church! Says the guy wearing a doctor outfit in a fight? Ever heard the expression "Combat Medic"? Whatever..."). The tired heroes approach the church door. When they enter, hell breaks loose.
Hiding on the scaffolding is Pyro, who gives them a "warm welcome" with the Burnmaster. Blinded, and in terrible pain, Dallas Starr tries to fire the Blackhawk, only to get it beaten out of his hands by Atlas' Super Sledge. The Blackhawk takes two loops before landing neatly in a nearby soap box. Atlas proceeds by breaking both of Starr's arms while yelling: "This is for last time, bitch!". He then smashes the sledge at full power into Dallas' head. A sickening crunch is heard, then the remains of the head flies over the church wall as Atlas yells "Homerun!".
In the mean time, The Saint has drawn the Kneecapper and fires both barrels point blank into Pyro's chest. Pyro, not damaged at all, starts to laugh. He reinforced the breastplate of his armor as soon as he respawned from last battle. He burns The Saint's hands until they resemble black fish sticks, and then draws out his Shishkebab. He jumps down from the scaffolding, and in a move that Mr. Schwartzenegger would be jealous about, he cleaves the Saint vertically from head to toe. The burning pieces of his body fall down on each side in perfect symmetry.
During these fights, the Enforcer and Brigade has had a hell of a fight: The Enforcer first shot both the Miss Launcher and Eugene out of Brigade's arms, and then Brigade answered with taking The Terrible Shotgun and breaking it over his knee. The two are now in a vicious hand-to-hand fight. Suddenly, Brigade lands a roundhouse kick in the Enforcers belly, and the damaged hero is thrown into a wall. He slowly arises, only to see the Buffout-fueled Brigade lifting up the church bench. He walks slowly over to the Enforcer, and then begins to cripple all his limbs with it.
Mad with pain, the Enforcer manages to stand up and limp away. He has just reached the church door when Brigade lifts the Reservists Rifle and shoots him in the legs, which are teared apart. The "Combat Medic" draws his last breath.
Team Evil are all happy: They agree that it was a "helluva fight". The gather the Enclave gear, nail the remains of Team Good to crude wooden crosses, and then proceed to Paradise Falls to live like kings for another month.
Team Evil wins. AngryNorwegianDude 16:55, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
Saweeeet! I'll have MY stories by tomorrow! so keep looking for my name! OutcastBOS
O.K. here we go.
Team Good are debreifed on the actions of the Evil team by Sonora Cruz at the Regulator base and are given one task:Kill these lawless outlaws and bring their heads to the base for mounting. the pay was 50,00 caps per person. The team refused the bounty because they just wanted to put these devils in the dirt and be done with it.
Meanwhile at the Contract Killer base...Team Evil is told to hunt down the Heros of Team Good and return with not only their ears, but their whole heads. They would be paid 50,000 caps for each head, they used their, uh, persuasive skills to get the price raised to 500,000 caps a head.
Good sets off south, because Team Evil were known to have a base near the evacuated Temple of the Union, when they get there, they take up positions and lie in wait. Evil gets tired after searching everywhere they could think offor theam Good and go back to the Temple. Brigade gets his leg crippled soon after reaching the door and is paralized thanks to the Victory Rifle and a huge battle ensues.
Atlas fights both The Saint and Starr with his Sledge but it breaks just as he was about to go for the killing blows on both of them and they then tackle Atlas, and beat him into submission and tie him up. After seeing his two comrades get arrested, Pyro empties his burnmaster into the team, but they all survive.
Pyro then runs as fast as he could southwest, with team good hot on his heels. They lose Pyro, but find a broken Shishkebab directly outside the Yao Guai tunnels and think that the Guais got him and took their Prisioners to their HQ to have them await trial. over the next few weeks, more and more settlements are found in burning bloody chunks, and Theam Good just thinks that the Raiders are having a resurgance. then they hear the death moos of the Brahmin outside their base and find an army of Yao Guai out there.
The Guais take out everybody at the base except Team Good and the remaining members of team evil. Team Good wonder"What the Hell caused every Yao Guai in the Capital Wasteland to attack them?" Then the door of the base goes up in flames.
Pyro lives! and team Good is out of ammo. You do the math. Team Evil loads the heads of all the Regulators and Team Good into a bag and go off to get paid. The Capital Wasteland is now under control of Team Evil. Next stop, The Pitt!
and thats what I think will happen. tell me what you think of my story, or come up with one of your own. thanks for your attention to my posts!OutcastBOS 21:51, 1 May 2009 (UTC)