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FALLOUT JOKES

I just thought it would be a good idea to have jokes that only true fallout fans would understand. You want to put a joke up, go ahead. Please put the jokes under the correct categories though and follow the correct format. Universal is for jokes that all fallout fans would understand, the seperate games would only be understood by the people who play that specific game. Not sure if your joke will be understood in other games? Put it in Universal and someone will put it where it belongs. (if your joke may be complicated, give an explamation with paratenthesis). If you like a joke, put a '+' under it. no '-' though please

UNIVERSAL

How many ghouls does it take to change a lightbulb?

• They don't need to, they just hudle around the glowing one!TheGhoul'sMutant 11:44, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

Why don't ghouls use bathrooms?

• Toilet paper makes them shed!TheGhoul'sMutant 11:44, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

How many lives does an irradiated cat have?

• 18 half lives.-robotic butler-FOfriki 05:21, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

FALLOUT NEW VEGAS

Why was the BOS bunker abandoned?

• BOS used to stand for Big Ole S***=JW

Lily walked into a Nightkin bar and the bartender said

• "sorry singles only" (Some nightkin think they are 2 people)=TheGhoul'sMutant 11:44, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

Why are the Great Khans such a bad gang?

• There all Cons-JW +

BOS pick-up line,

• wanna mod my Gauss Rifle?-TheGhoul'sMutant 11:44, July 16, 2011 (UTC)
• Hay baby, can my patrol enter your Hidden Vally? Terrorblades - This is recorded live at 12:25, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

p Why can't Powder Gangers and Boomers ever be together?

• There relationship is 'explosive'-JW

Wha't REALLY happened to Little Jimmy?

• Leo killed him-TheGhoul'sMutant 11:44, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

What's Papa Khan's father could?

• Big Daddy Khan! (Big Daddy Kane reference) Terrorblades - This is recorded live at 12:25, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

Why is the White Glove society really known as the Whit Glove society?

• Someone stole all their white hats!-JW
• There enormous Michel Jackson fans. Terrorblades - This is recorded live at 18:22, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

Your mom is so ugly

*She was accepted in Caesars Legion as a mongrel.--FOfriki 03:45, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

• She got the nickname Burned Woman. Terrorblades - This is recorded live at 18:22, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

FALLOUT 3

Yo mama so fat

• she went up to a supermutant master and tripped over it!-TheGhoul'sMutant 11:44, July 16, 2011 (UTC)
• The Children of the Atom mistook her for an undetonated bomb. 02:52, July 16, 2011 (UTC)
• she has less mobility than harold.--FOfriki 05:21, July 16, 2011 (UTC)
• She counts her weight in Megatons Terrorblades - This is recorded live at 12:08, July 16, 2011 (UTC)
• Liberty Prime thought the chinese took china to him. Terrorblades - This is recorded live at 12:08, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

You know your breath is bad when,

• Swampfolk offer you Listerine.DarthOrc 05:35, July 16, 2011 (UTC)DarthOrc

FALLOUT 2

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FALLOUT BOS

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I just wanna thank The administrators Yes Man and Jspoelstra for helping me get this forum page up.

- Just want to say I'm very flattered that someone thinks I'm an admin. I'm just a user. That's all. 01:38, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

opps well ur good enough to be one. your karma is very good67.186.157.34 01:47, July 16, 2011 (UTC)