Guys, it's official. Billy Mays, the commercial guy that we have embedded, laughed of and quoted, died in his own home the 28th of June.
Billy, I will sincerely miss your awkward TV-SHOP commercials, your fine looking beard and mighty, booming voice. Wherever you are, I hope you are able to sell people crappy glue substitutes and Gophers. I salute you, good loud-voiced sir.
I figure there is a chance I will get banned (or more likely, get a reprimand) for posting this as a thread in the General Discussion, but would be worth it. Also, among all the random threads and VTHG polls, this thread wouldn't harm anyone. AngryNorwegianDude 19:25, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
BILLY! WHY?!?!? Fat Man Spoon 19:26, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
well he died in his sleep so it was painless...i am sad :( 24.255.86.193 19:59, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
Bless his soul. God help us all. Just doing my job. 20:05, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
Wait, first mikey J, then Billy a few days later? What the hell is going on? Fat Man Spoon 20:07, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
Either pray for Cheney to kick the bucket, or lock yer damn doors, the pirate of the wastes is out in full force! Just doing my job. 20:14, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
OK, I know this is only conspiracy theory fuel, but consider this: Billy Mays and Michael Jackson were both born in 1958. Both died this month. Creepy... AngryNorwegianDude 20:19, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
Here is some other famous people born in 1958:
- Holly Hunter
Michael Jackson
- Madonna
- Madeline Stowe
- Bruce Campell
- The Artist Formerly Known as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
- Tim Robbins
- Megan Mullally
Billy Mays
I predict Madonna will go next. Fat Man Spoon 20:23, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
- Why couldn't we have lost her instead of Billy? WHYYYY??? AngryNorwegianDude 20:27, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
- What about that Sullivan guy who was on Pitchmen with Billy? Just doing my job. 20:30, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
- If Bruce Campbell dies, I'm going to lose it, or Prince. Butcher Pete 20:31, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
- What about that Sullivan guy who was on Pitchmen with Billy? Just doing my job. 20:30, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
- Bruce Campbell cannot die. He's the one actually doing all the shit people claim Chuck Norris does. Hail to the king, baby! LVTDUDE 20:57, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
I thought this was part of the "Flame War" and somebody had assasinated a Fallout Eleventy Billy Mays. WTF. On a side note - I'd bang Megan Mullally.
Lol at least Billy's legacy won't be molesting kids.V.A.T.S. addict 21:06, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
- DO NOT LAUGH AT BILLY MAYS!!! Fat Man Spoon 21:08, 28 June 2009 (UTC)