Fast Eddie

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PV13The following is based on pre-release information for the canceled online game codenamed Project V13 and is not considered canon.

Don't forget; you shouldn't eat yellow sand and don't be a rube, don't take no wooden bottle caps.

— Fast Eddie

Fast Eddie is a crazy Ragskin with no legs who knows the location of the Menkey Butte Mine.[1]


The only thing that's fast about Eddie is the way he speaks, but he's crazy and pretty incomprehensible at the best of times. He is easily side-tracked and will stray off into things of no real importance. He claims to know the location of the Menkey Butte Mine and gave instructions to a person named Les, who found him extremely annoying.


Fast Eddie is mentioned (and quoted) in "The Armageddon Rag, Vol. 1", a Project V13 newsletter.


  1. The Armageddon Rag, Vol. 1

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