|The following is based on pre-release information for the canceled online game codenamed Project V13 and is not considered canon.|
Don't forget; you shouldn't eat yellow sand and don't be a rube, don't take no wooden bottle caps.”— Fast Eddie
The only thing that's fast about Eddie is the way he speaks, but he's crazy and pretty incomprehensible at the best of times. He is easily side-tracked and will stray off into things of no real importance. He claims to know the location of the Menkey Butte Mine and gave instructions to a person named Les, who found him extremely annoying.