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Eulogy Jones
Eulogy Jones
Biography
raceHuman, African American
sexMale
affiliationSlavers
roleSlaver leader
locationEulogy's pad
Paradise Falls
age45
Gameplay
appearancesFallout 3
questsRescue from Paradise
The Kid-Kidnapper
Those!
Statistics
karmaVery Evil
base SPECIAL6 ST, 7 PE, 5 EN, 3 CH, 3 IN, 6 AG, 5 LK
modified SPECIAL6 ST, 7 PE, 5 EN, 4 CH, 3 IN, 6 AG, 5 LK
derived statsHit Points: 140→190→240 (Broken Steel only)
Critical Chance:5%
Unarmed Dam.:1.25
Poison Resist.:20%
Rad. Resist.:8%
Carry Weight:210
Damage Res.:2%
tag skills
Explosives:73→100
Small Guns:71→100
Sneak:71→100
level10→20→30 (Broken Steel only)
voice actorJames Lewis
base id0001569f
ref id00026010
dialogue fileEulogyJones.txt
 
Gametitle-FO3
Gametitle-FO3

I'll tell you why: because Clover is the craziest girl I've ever seen. And I'm an expert on crazy girls. Crazy in a fight, crazy in the sack, crazy every which way but loose! But most of all, she's crazy in love with whoever's holding her leash. And for the low cost of a thousand caps, Miss Clover could be crazy for you.

Eulogy Jones is the head slaver of Paradise Falls in 2277.

BackgroundEdit

Born in 2232, Eulogy Jones is a unique 45-year-old individual. He dresses as smoothly as possible for a wasteland dweller and leads by persuasion and intelligence, getting others to do his dirty work. Eulogy got to where he is exactly as expected: by being the craziest thug in a town full of crazy thugs. He says that he did it the old-fashioned way: hard work. In truth, he used his slaves as prostitutes, and consequently, Eulogy knew nearly every secret in the camp. Eventually, he killed the former leader and took over. Every plot against his life has failed, and every slaver in the camp has learned to back off when Eulogy loses his temper. Eulogy rules by fear.[1]

Daily scheduleEdit

Eulogy is normally seen inside Eulogy's pad or roaming around Paradise Falls talking to other slavers about affairs. Occasionally he can be found in Cutter's Clinic talking to Cutter. He also makes a daily trip to the slave pens, to 'check the livestock' (Eulogy will always react the same way when he inspects the pens, even if the slaves aren't present).

Interactions with the player characterEdit

Interactions overviewEdit

General Services Quests
Essential: noIcon cross
Enslavable: noIcon cross
Companion: noIcon cross
Bounty: yesIcon check
Merchant: noIcon cross
Repairman: noIcon cross
Doctor: noIcon cross
Rents bed/room: noIcon cross
Starts quests: yesIcon check
Involved in quests: yesIcon check

QuestsEdit

  • The Kid-Kidnapper: Jones asks the Lone Wanderer to kidnap a kid from Little Lamplight, Bumble. If completed, they will get the Boogeyman's hood as a reward.
  • Rescue from Paradise: Save the kids by buying them from Eulogy for 2000 caps (1200 with a speech/Barter check) or free them by obtaining the slave pen key (either by stealing it from Eulogy's pad, or by taking it off the corpse of Eulogy or Forty).
  • Those!: When finding Bryan Wilks a place to stay, he can be sold to Eulogy for 100 caps (300, with a successful speech check). This will, however, result in significant negative karma.

Other interactionsEdit

  • With enough negative Karma and 1000 caps (500 with 50 in Barter), Eulogy can sell the Lone Wanderer his bodyguard Clover, as a companion.

InventoryEdit

NotesEdit

  • The key to 'The Box' (where Rory Maclaren is being held prisoner) is located on a small table in Eulogy's Pad next to the heart shaped bed.
  • Even though Eulogy's bed gives a prompt for sleeping, it is not possible to wait or sleep in Eulogy's pad.
  • Eulogy is always followed around by his two slaves/bodyguards, Crimson and Clover. Eulogy and Crimson are fairly standard opponents, but Clover has extremely high durability, due to being a joinable non-player character companion.
  • Eulogy can often be seen getting annoyed at Clover and Crimson about seemingly random things, and they will reply something along the lines of, "Sorry Mr. Eulogy", or "Yes daddy, sorry, it won't happen again."
  • After the quest Rescue from Paradise, Eulogy might 'Disappear', when in reality he might be stuck in the building he walked into after distracting Forty. Try checking the Clinic as he has a tendency to talk to Cutter about his cut in the profits.
  • Eulogy will tease Cutter while in her clinic to collect his share of her money by saying things like; "So, Cutter, what's the good word? Happy to see me? Miss me?" Or "Got anything today Cutter? Flowers? Love letters?" Cutter will then tell him that their relationship is strictly business related.
  • He is one of only nine named characters in the base game to have "Very Evil" Karma.

Notable quotesEdit

  • "Well then, you and I are a perfect fit. You want to buy slaves, and I want to sell them." – To the Lone Wanderer, talking "business"
  • "Well, well. The budding entrepreneur returns! Now see? This is what I want for the world. For men and women to make their own way, find their own paths to success. What can Paradise Falls do for you today?"
  • "I'll tell you why: because Clover is the craziest girl I've ever seen. And I'm an expert on crazy girls. Crazy in a fight, crazy in the sack, crazy every which way but loose! But most of all, she's crazy in love with whoever's holding her leash. And for the low cost of a thousand caps, Miss Clover could be crazy for you."

AppearancesEdit

Eulogy Jones appears only in Fallout 3.

BugsEdit

  • xbox360Icon xbox360 ps3Icon ps3 pcIcon pc If you agree to lure a kid out of Little Lamplight, it may cause Eulogy Jones to disappear from his home. [verified]
  • pcIcon pc ps3Icon ps3 If world objects are used to kill Eulogy, Crimson may ignore Eulogy's death entirely. Crimson and Eulogy will continue conversing with each other as normal, with the sound of Eulogy's voice clearly emanating from his corpse despite any lack of movement. Crimson will stand in place and converse with him indefinitely, even after leaving the area and/or waiting. When this happens the PC cannot speak with Eulogy and can only loot his corpse. [verified]

GalleryEdit

ReferencesEdit

  1. Fallout 3 Official Game Guide

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