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For the condition in Fallout Tactics see, see Drunk.

A man is never drunk if he can lie on the floor without holding on.

Drunks are over intoxicated people living in Freeside in 2281.


Drunks can be found in the destroyed building across from Mick & Ralph's. They are non-player characters that seem to serve no function beyond making random statements when the Courier speaks to them.

Interactions with the player characterEdit

Interactions overviewEdit

General Services Quests
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Apparel Weapon Other items On death
Brahmin-skin outfit
Wasteland wanderer outfit
Wasteland settler outfit
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Notable quotesEdit

  • "A man is never drunk if he can lie on the floor without holding on."
  • "You've got to keep {yer}your bitches in line!"
  • "Cheeser's dead!? They said he was a God! Ha, who ever heard of a God of cheese?"
  • "I am not an alcoholic, sir. I'm a drunk! There's a difference!"
  • "Ya got any change, man? I've got two/three/five/seven kids to feed."
  • "There are many good things in life, but peeing is definitely the best."
  • "Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful busty brahmin riding a caravaneer off into the sunset... Wait I don't think that came out right."

See alsoEdit


Drunk appears only in Fallout: New Vegas.