DrinkingBuddyProtectron.txt

	This is a transcript for dialogue with Drinkin' Buddy.

DialogueDrinkingBuddy

#	SCENE	DIALOGUE BEFORE	RESPONSE TEXT	DIALOGUE AFTER	ABXY
1	DialogueDrinkingBuddy1stDialogue		Greetings, technician.	DrinkingBuddy: How would you describe the testing sample provided?	A
2			Greetings, technician.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	A
3		Player Default: Very good. I appear to be operating at an optimal level.	Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	Player Default: Yeah, sure.	A1a
4		Player Default: Yeah, sure.	Beginning transit operations to Hotel Rexford.		A1a
5		Player Default: No, not yet.	Very well. Standing by.		B1a
6		Player Default: Change of plans, I've decided to keep you myself.	Understood.	DrinkingBuddy: Are you ready to set parameter HOME at this time?	X1a
7		Player Default: What are you?	I am a modified RobCo Protectron, designation Drinkin' Buddy.		Y1a
8			My internal microbrewers allows for the internal brewing, bottling and dispensing of beer at an accelerated rate.		Y1b
9			I am also programmed to tell a wide variety of jokes for the customer's amusement.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	Y1c
10		Player Default: What are you?	If provided with a holotape containing the recipe, I should be capable of brewing any alcoholic beverage.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	Y2a
11		Player Default: What are you?	The Hotel Rexford is located on State Street near the Old State House. Delivery is currently 210 years behind schedule.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	Y3a
12		Player Default: What are you?	Brewing subroutines have been put in standby until delivery to client.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	Y4a
13		RobotProtectron: Greetings, technician.	How would you describe the testing sample provided?	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	A1a
14		Player Default: Cold and refreshing. Do you know how long it's been since I had cold beer?	Very good. I appear to be operating at an optimal level.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	A1a
15		Player Default: Like pisswater, you dumb machine. Don't you have anything harder?	Acknowledged. Starting internal recalibration of flavor sensors.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	B1a
16		Player Default: I don't drink, so I wouldn't know.	Understood. Suspending taste test till delivery to client.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	X1a
17	DialogueDrinkingBuddyJokeScene		What do you call two crows on a branch?		A2a
18			Attempted Murder.		A2b
19			There is a band called one thousand and twenty three megabytes.		A3a
20			They haven't had any gigs yet.		A3b
21			A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks if she has any luggage.		A4a
22			The photon replies, "No, I'm traveling light."		A4b
23			Two fish swim into a concrete wall.		A5a
24			One turns to the other and says, "Dam."		A5b
25			What do people from outside of Boston have in common with a bottle of beer?		A6a
26			They're both empty from the neck up.		A6b
27			A Neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?"		A7a
28			The bartender responds, "For you, no charge!"		A7b
29			{pause between each sentence} A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.		A8a
30			The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.		A9a
31			It was tense.		A9b
32			C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.		A10a
33			The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors in here."		A10b
34			So E-flat leaves, while C and G have a fifth between them.		A10c
35			The bartender says, "We don't serve faster than light particles in here."		A11a
36			A tachyon walks into the bar.		A11b
37			Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini.		A12a
38			The bartender turns to him and asks, "Olive or twist?"		A12b
39			What is the best way to maintain a balanced diet?		A13a
40			Keep a beer in each hand.		A13b
41			What is the best way to start a parade in South Boston?		A14a
42			Roll a 40 down the street.		A14b
43			A Mayan asks his friend if he would like to grab a drink.		A15a
44			His friend says, "Well, I'm supposed to finish the calendar, but I guess if I don't it's not the end of the world."		A15b
45			{Emphasis on the word "IS"} Chemically speaking, alcohol IS a solution.		A16a
46			A communist, a spy, and a Chinese man walk into a bar.		A17a
47			He orders a drink.		A17b
48			How do you kill a circus clown?		A18a
49			Go for the juggler.		A18b
50			I've decided to sell the vacuum.		A19a
51			It's just collecting dust.		A19b
52			How about a pizza joke?		A20a
53			Nevermind it's just too cheesy.		A20b
54			A guy once told me to always leave them wanting more.		A21a
55			Unfortunately he was working at the rationing station.		A21b
56			Relationships are a lot like algebra.		A22a
57			You always look at your X and try to figure out Y.		A22b
58			Arial, Papyrus, and Comic Sans walk into a bar and the bartender says...		A23a
59			Oi- we don't serve your type in here!		A23b
60			I've heard Angus is on a whisky diet.		A24a
61			He's already lost three days!		A24b
62			I was banned from the airport last week.		A25a
63			Apparently security doesn't like it when you call Shotgun while boarding the plane.		A25b
64			If 4 out of 5 people suffer from radiation poisoning...		A26a
65			Does that mean the fifth guy enjoys it?		A26b
66			Light travels faster than sound.		A27a
67			Which is why dating the Irish seems like a good idea till they start talking.		A27b
68			I met an atheist who worked for a charity the other day.		A28a
69			She said it was a non-prophet organization.		A28b
70			There's no "I" in denial.		A29a
71			Now, I've always run on batteries...		A30a
72			But a Mr. Handy recently convinced me to try an internal fusion reactor and I can't go back.		A30b
73			I guess you could say he was a catalytic converter.		A30c
74			I went to the zoo the other day.		A31a
75			The only animal they had was a dog.		A31b
76			It was a shitzu.		A31c
77			Two Irishmen looking for work saw a sign for Tree Fellers.		A32a
78			Pat turned to Murphy and said...		A32b
79			If only Seamus were here, we could have gotten the job!		A32c
80			I see you have a dog.		A33a
81		You should name him "10 miles".		A33b
82		Then you can tell people you walk 10 miles every day.		A33c
83		What did the commies light their house with before they used candles?		A34a
84		Electricity.		A34b
85		{The start of a dirty joke, but the joke is actually that the punchline is corrupted.} A priest walks into the bar and takes a seat next to a call girl. Then he turns to her and says...		A35a
86		{This should sound like a system message.} Error. Data Corruption. Punchline not found.		A35b
87		Ha. Ha. Ha. That's a good one.		A35c
88	DialogueDrinkingBuddyMainDialogue		Currently on route to home location.		A
89			Greetings, buddy.		A
90			Good to see you again.		A
91			Hey there, pal.		A
92			Long time, no see.		A
93			{slight brewing 'fart' noise} Ffft... Excuse me, just the fermentation process.		A
94			{read local sports team as if it was supposed to be replaced with the consumers favorite team} How about that... local sports team... Did you see the game last week?		A
95		Player Default: I'll take a beer.	Cold and refreshing.		A1a
96		Player Default: I've sold you to Rufus Rubins in Goodneighbor.	Understood. Commencing Delivery to Mr. Rubins.		B1a
97		Player Default: I've sold you to Rufus Rubins in Goodneighbor.	Okay.		B2a
98		Player Default: Tell me a joke	That's all the jokes I have for now.	Player Default: I'll take a beer.	X1a
99		Player Default: Can I still change the home parameter?	Current home parameter is set to Hotel Rexford.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	Y1a
100		Player Default: Can I still change the home parameter?	You might want to check with the distributor. Local bars and restaurants may also have one.	Player Default: I'll take a beer.	Y2a
101		Player Default: Can I still change the home parameter?	I have heard where you might find one.		Y3a
102		RobotProtectron: Currently on route to home location.	Here for a laugh? Or did you want a cold beverage?	Player Default: I'll take a beer.	A2a
103		RobotProtectron: Currently on route to home location.	Care to wet your whistle, or do you require a laugh?	Player Default: I'll take a beer.	A3a
104		RobotProtectron: Currently on route to home location.	Would you like a cold one, or did you want to hear a joke?	Player Default: I'll take a beer.	A4a
105		RobotProtectron: Currently on route to home location.	Would you like a beer?	Player Default: I'll take a beer.	A5a
106	DialogueDrinkingBuddySetHomeLocationDialogue		Greetings, New Owner.	DrinkingBuddy: Are you ready to set parameter HOME at this time?	A
107		Player Default: Very good, please select the default HOME location.	HOME parameter accepted. Beginning transit.		A1a
108		Player Default: Very good, please select the default HOME location.	Error. No HOME parameter selected. Temporarily bypassing selection.	Player Default: I'll take a beer.	A2a
109		RobotProtectron: Greetings, New Owner.	{Pause before and after HOME} Are you ready to set parameter HOME at this time?	Player Default: I'm ready.	A1a
110		Player Default: I'm ready.	{Pause before and after home} Very good, please select the default HOME location.	DrinkingBuddy: HOME parameter accepted. Beginning transit.	A1a
111		Player Default: I'm ready.	Understood. Temporarily bypassing HOME parameter set up.	Player Default: I'll take a beer.	A2a
112		Player Default: Not yet. I still need to find a safe place to keep you.	Understood, returning to standby mode.	Player Default: I'll take a beer.	B1a
113		Player Default: I've changed my mind.	Understood. Reverting to previous client delivery parameters.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	X1a
114		Player Default: What do you mean by home?	The default location where I will begin normal operation. Home can be reassigned after normal operation has begun.	DrinkingBuddy: Are you ready to set parameter HOME at this time?	Y1a
115	DialogueDrinkingBuddyStartupScene		Beginning startup sequence.		A1a
116			Unknown hardware detected.		A1b
117			Auxiliary BIOS detected.		A1c
118			Flashing operational subroutines.		A1d
119			Microbrewers... operational.		A1e
120			Internal bottling mechanism... operational.		A1f
121			Output dispensary... operational.		A1g
122			Detecting brewing subroutines... Holotape detected for Gwinnett Pale Ale.	DrinkingBuddy: Start up sequence complete. Dispensing sample for approval by technician.	A1h
123		DrinkingBuddy: Detecting brewing subroutines... Holotape detected for Gwinnett Pale Ale.	Start up sequence complete. Dispensing sample for approval by technician.	DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford?	A1a
124	-		Please confirm delivery with hotel staff at this time. I will remain here.		A
125			Hello, Cait.
126			Hello, Preston.
127			Hello, Curie.
128			Hello, Mister Strong.
129			Hello, Codsworth.
130			Hello, Mister Hancock.
131			Hello, MacCready.
132			Hello, Piper.
133			Hello, Detective.
134			Hey there, Sturges.
135			Good doggie.
136			Hey there, buddy, you look like you could use a drink.
137			{Pause before and after weather, read weather as if it is a missing computer parameter} Boy, that sure is some WEATHER we're having.
138			{Pause before and after weather, read weather as if it is a missing computer parameter} How's it going, friend?
139			Engaging compliment subroutine. Looking good!
140			Hey there, Clair.
141			Hey there, Rufus.
142			Hey there, Fred.
143			Hey there, Mister Marowski.
144			What's the hurry?
145			Have a good one.
146			See you around, pal.

DialogueGoodneighborRufus

#	SCENE	DIALOGUE BEFORE	RESPONSE TEXT	DIALOGUE AFTER	ABXY
147	DialogueGoodneighborRufusBuddyArrival	Rufus: It's that brewing machine I was telling you about.	Greetings new friends. I am the Drinkin' Buddy, but you can just call me Buddy.	DrinkingBuddy: I am here to provide entertainment and ice cold libations.	A1a
148		FredAllen: Oh man, that's awesome! I'm gonna store my vodka in this thing.	I am here to provide entertainment and ice cold libations.	Clair: Fine, just get it set up over at the bar and out of my doorway.	A1a
149		Clair: Fine, just get it set up over at the bar and out of my doorway.	Commencing normal operations.		A1a