|The following is based on Lionheart and is not considered canon.|
Last night you had the strangest dream. A shadowy being approached you with an offer that sounded too good to be true. For simply signing a blank piece of paper, he will make you a warrior of unparalleled puissance. You gain +3 skill points in all of your melee skills, +10% to Poison Resistance, +1 skill points per level, and a house in a very warm climate in your old age. What a deal!