| # | SCENE | DIALOGUE BEFORE | RESPONSE TEXT | DIALOGUE AFTER | ABXY |
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| 1 | DLC04_KiddieKingdomPA | ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid! | Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House! | | A1a |
| 2 | | And aren't we having fun. | ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin! | A1b |
| 3 | ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid! | Don't worry, the mirrors are too dirty to reflect anything. | | A2a |
| 4 | | In your case, I'd say that's probably a benefit. | ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin! | A2b |
| 5 | ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid! | Listen to the sound of my voice... You're going to die... hahahaha! | ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin! | A3a |
| 6 | ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid! | Feeling dizzy yet? Can't tell which way is up? | ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin! | A4a |
| 7 | ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid! | Should have watched your step! That's what you get for invading our home! | ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin! | A5a |
| 8 | ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid! | Round and round and round and round! | ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin! | A6a |
| 9 | ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid! | Looks like you've found some friends to join you on the dance floor! | ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin! | A7a |
| 10 | ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid! | Now there's a lovely sight. | ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin! | A8a |
| 11 | ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid! | Aw... are you feeling lost? Pathetic. | ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin! | A9a |
| 12 | ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid! | Where are you even going? At this rate you'll starve to death in there. | ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin! | A10a |
| 13 | ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid! | Ah ah. You won't be leaving that way I'm afraid. | ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin! | A11a |
| 14 | ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid! | Well, you're a bit hardier than those others it seems. But not much smarter I'm afraid. | ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin! | A12a |
| 15 | ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid! | {Sarcastic, but totally dry. The player is lost in your maze.} Ooh, by all means... keep trying. You're doing great. | ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin! | A13a |
| 16 | ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid! | Sorry, already gone little raider. Don't worry, I've still got plenty of surprises in store for you. | ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin! | A14a |
| 17 | ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid! | Sorry, stranger. Already flew the coop. Don't worry, I've still got plenty of surprises in store for you. | ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin! | A15a |
| 18 | ClosestPA: And aren't we having fun. | You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin! | ClosestPA: Why would you shut that off? That's what's keeping the Raiders out! | A1a |
| 19 | ClosestPA: And aren't we having fun. | This is no time to piss your britches. We have a show to do! Now get to the stage! | ClosestPA: Why would you shut that off? That's what's keeping the Raiders out! | A2a |
| 20 | ClosestPA: And aren't we having fun. | Oh, I'm afraid that area is off limits. Senior cast members only. | ClosestPA: Why would you shut that off? That's what's keeping the Raiders out! | A3a |
| 21 | ClosestPA: And aren't we having fun. | Sorry, but I'm not going out that easily. The show must go on! | ClosestPA: Why would you shut that off? That's what's keeping the Raiders out! | A4a |
| 22 | ClosestPA: And aren't we having fun. | I didn't take you for a coward. Or have you thought better of trying to invade our home? | ClosestPA: Why would you shut that off? That's what's keeping the Raiders out! | A5a |
| 23 | ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin! | Why would you shut that off? That's what's keeping the Raiders out! | | A1a |
| 24 | ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin! | What are you doing? Get away from the pumps, they're of no concern to you. | | A2a |
| 25 | | Should have looked both ways, stupid! | ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House! | A1a |
| 26 | | Well, I can see you're no rocket scientist! | ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House! | A2a |
| 27 | | Really now. They just go in a big circle. If you couldn't see that coming, I don't know what you think you're doing here. | ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House! | A3a |
| 28 | | Those radiation sprayers keeping you cool? They perk us right up. | ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House! | A4a |
| 29 | | What's wrong, does that mist have you feeling a little... green? | ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House! | A5a |
| 30 | | Don't worry, I'm sure you're hair is supposed to fall out like that. | ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House! | A6a |
| 31 | | Seems like you've bitten off more than you can chew. But don't worry... | | A7a |
| 32 | | {referring to feral ghouls} My friends don't have that problem. | ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House! | A7b |
| 33 | | {Insulting the player if they are wearing power armor} What's wrong, Tin Man? Having trouble finding the Wizard? Personally, I would have figured you for the Scarecrow. | ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House! | A8a |
| 34 | | Well now friends, it seems we have another uninvited guest to the park. | | A9a |
| 35 | | Up! Up, performers! It's time for another show! Though I doubt you'll even make it to the Theater, stranger. | | A9b |
| 36 | | {End in an slightly insane laugh} Shall we take bets on where this one shuffles off? What do you think friends, the tunnels? The Fun House? | ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House! | A9c |
| 37 | | Do you enjoy that lovely glowing mist? Feels great to us! | | A10a |
| 38 | | Why, we've got sprayers all over Kiddie Kingdom to keep you cool and irradiated. | ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House! | A10b |
| 39 | | Oh no! You shut off my defenses! Oh wait, I'll just turn these back on. | ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House! | A11a |
| 40 | | You keep turning our radiation sprayers off and I'll keep turning them back on. | | A12a |
| 41 | | We've been doing this since before the war. How long have you got? | ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House! | A12b |
| 42 | | Ha! You really thought it would be that easy to get rid of me? | ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House! | A13a |
| 43 | | What's wrong? Not your cup of tea? | ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House! | A14a |
| 44 | | You're looking a little green. Feeling nauseous, little raider? | ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House! | A15a |
| 45 | | Well, it seems your asinine assault won't be dissuaded. Then I guess it's time for our final act. | | A16a |
| 46 | | Join me on the roof of King Cola's Castle and we'll see an end to this production. | ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House! | A16b |
| 47 | | {Sing songy} Baker, baker, pastry maker. | | A17a |
| 48 | | Shoot and slash and bite and break her. | ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House! | A17b |
| 49 | | Don't you think you're a little big for that ride? Around the middle mostly. | | A18a |
| 50 | | Though we do occasionally make exceptions for simpletons like yourself. | ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House! | A18b |
| 51 | DLC04_KiddieKingdomRoof | Oswald: I'll gather what remains of my friends and we'll leave this place in your care. | Don't worry about the radiation, it will no longer be a burden to you and your kind. | | A1a |
| 52 | | {Apologetic} Here, you should have this. Consider it an apology for misjudging you. | Oswald: Farewell. | A1b |
| 53 | Oswald: Here, you should have this. Consider it an apology for misjudging you. | {Somber} Farewell. | | A1a |
| 54 | Player Default: You're wrong! Rachel is going to find a way to cure them, we're going to fix this! | {Stern} My beloved left this place years ago to find a cure to this disease. | | A1a |
| 55 | | {Somber} In return, I swore that I'd keep our people safe by defending our home. | | A1b |
| 56 | | {Defiant} When Rachel walks back through those gates with the cure in hand, then you'll see, everyone will see, that I was right! | Player Default: Rachel's dead. Here, she left this for you. | A1c |
| 57 | Player Default: Well that does it, then. It's up to me to leave here and find the cure myself. | {Neutral} I'll gather what remains of my friends and we'll leave this place in your care. | Oswald: Don't worry about the radiation, it will no longer be a burden to you and your kind. | A1a |
| 58 | Oswald: You Raiders are all the same. You come into someone's home, steal their belongings and kill those they care about. | {Stern} I'm not going to let you kill any more of my friends. This is our home, not yours. | Player Default: I'm not your enemy. This can end without bloodshed. | A1a |
| 59 | Player Default: You come here, attack my friends, try to steal our home and have the gall to claim you aren't my enemy? | {Defiant} We've defended this place for over 200 years. Do you think you're the first outsider I've met that's chosen to brand "feral" ghouls as monsters? | | A1a |
| 60 | | {Disgust} How many of them have you needlessly slaughtered while ignorantly thinking you're doing the world a favor?! | Player Default: Ghouls like your friends, it's too late for them. The radiation changed them forever. | A1b |
| 61 | Player Default: Ghouls like your friends, it's too late for them. The radiation changed them forever. | {Disbelief} So you're admitting my friends are sick and yet you try to kill them anyway? | | A1a |
| 62 | | {Disgust} I'd say that makes you the only monster around here. | Player Default: Ghouls like your friends, it's too late for them. The radiation changed them forever. | A1b |
| 63 | Player Default: Ghouls like your friends, it's too late for them. The radiation changed them forever. | {Angry} You're wrong! Rachel is going to find a way to cure them, we're going to fix this! | Oswald: My beloved left this place years ago to find a cure to this disease. | A2a |
| 64 | Player Default: I'm done talking. Let's just get this over with. | {SinisterSmile} Fine, I've been looking forward to making you disappear. | Oswald: My beloved left this place years ago to find a cure to this disease. | B1a |
| 65 | Player Default: There's no point in arguing anymore. Just leave! | {Tired} Perhaps I would leave, but I made a promise to keep this place safe until my Rachel finds the cure. | Oswald: My beloved left this place years ago to find a cure to this disease. | X1a |
| 66 | Player Default: You've been here for 200 years? Why? | {Suspicious} We worked here as entertainers until the bombs fell. The radiation may have changed us, but we decided to make this place our home. | | Y1a |
| 67 | | {Tired} Over time, the illness took the minds of my friends... and those that we love. | | Y1b |
| 68 | | {Defiant} I am going to find a cure, and fix my friends before someone like you comes along and exterminates us all. | Player Default: Ghouls like your friends, it's too late for them. The radiation changed them forever. | Y1c |
| 69 | Player Default: Rachel's dead. Here, she left this for you. | {Sad} She's dead? No... no... my poor Rachel. | | A1a |
| 70 | | {Sad} How could I allow her to leave my side on such a difficult journey alone? This is all my fault. | | A1b |
| 71 | | {Confident} Well that does it, then. It's up to me to leave here and find the cure myself. | Oswald: I'll gather what remains of my friends and we'll leave this place in your care. | A1c |
| 72 | Player Default: Rachel's dead. Here, she left this for you. | {Thinking} Maybe you're right. | | A2a |
| 73 | | {Relieved} If Rachel is still out there, I'll find her and we'll search for this cure together. | Oswald: I'll gather what remains of my friends and we'll leave this place in your care. | A2b |
| 74 | Player Default: Rachel's dead. Here, she left this for you. | {Angry} No! You're wrong! | | A3a |
| 75 | | {Irritated} I'm tired of this debate and I refuse to have your presence here threaten us any longer! | Oswald: I'll gather what remains of my friends and we'll leave this place in your care. | A3b |
| 76 | Player Default: It's obvious she thinks you're a lunatic and left you behind. | {Angry} How dare you say that about her! You'll pay for that with your life! | Oswald: I'll gather what remains of my friends and we'll leave this place in your care. | B1a |
| 77 | Player Default: I promise you, there is no cure. You'd be better off trying to find her so you can be together. | {Stern} You're wrong. There is a cure, there has to be. But... maybe she needs my help. | | X1a |
| 78 | | {Thinking} If Rachel is still out there, I'll find her and we'll search for this cure together. | Oswald: I'll gather what remains of my friends and we'll leave this place in your care. | X1b |
| 79 | Player Default: What if she never returns? How long are you going to wait? | {Confident} I will stay here for as long as it takes. | | Y1a |
| 80 | | {Irritated} I've already watched 200 years pass, what makes you think I can't wait 200 more? | Player Default: Rachel's dead. Here, she left this for you. | Y1b |
| 81 | DLC04NPCMOswald: I can see now this was never going to end without a fight. | {Angry} You Raiders are all the same. You come into someone's home, steal their belongings and kill those they care about. | Oswald: I'm not going to let you kill any more of my friends. This is our home, not yours. | A1a |
| 82 | DLC04NPCMOswald: I can see now this was never going to end without a fight. | {Angry} You invaders are all the same. You come into someone's home, steal their belongings and kill those they care about. | Oswald: I'm not going to let you kill any more of my friends. This is our home, not yours. | A2a |
| 83 | Player Default: I'm not your enemy. This can end without bloodshed. | {Disbelief} You come here, attack my friends, try to steal our home and have the gall to claim you aren't my enemy? | Oswald: We've defended this place for over 200 years. Do you think you're the first outsider I've met that's chosen to brand "feral" ghouls as monsters? | A1a |
| 84 | Player Default: If these feral ghouls are your "friends," I'd love to see who you consider your enemy. | {Sarcastic} How ironic you should say something like that. | Oswald: We've defended this place for over 200 years. Do you think you're the first outsider I've met that's chosen to brand "feral" ghouls as monsters? | X1a |
| 85 | Player Default: You realize your "friends" are feral ghouls, right? | {Angry} They're not feral, they're sick! | | Y1a |
| 86 | | {Depressed} They can't help what they've become. It's an illness and it certainly doesn't justify you trying to wipe us out. | Player Default: I'm not your enemy. This can end without bloodshed. | Y1b |
| 87 | Player Default: You realize your "friends" are feral ghouls, right? | {Angry} *growl* | | Y2a |
| 88 | | {Defiant} It's an illness that affects the brain. We're going to find a cure, and we are going to drive you out of our home! | Oswald: We've defended this place for over 200 years. Do you think you're the first outsider I've met that's chosen to brand "feral" ghouls as monsters? | Y2b |
| 89 | | {Disgust} I can see now this was never going to end without a fight. | Oswald: You Raiders are all the same. You come into someone's home, steal their belongings and kill those they care about. | A |
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ShowNew | | {Impressed} I'll admit, I didn't think you'd make it this far. | Oswald: I can tell you're different than the usual invaders, so I'll not bother with the usual tricks and illusions I use to scare off the superstitious. | A1a |
| 91 | Oswald: I'll admit, I didn't think you'd make it this far. | {Conspiratorial} I can tell you're different than the usual invaders, so I'll not bother with the usual tricks and illusions I use to scare off the superstitious. | | A1a |
| 92 | DLC04_KiddieKingdom
ShowNewB | | {Happy} When the bombs fell, everything changed. | Oswald: We changed. | A1a |
| 93 | Oswald: When the bombs fell, everything changed. | {Emphasis on WE. Referring to him and his ghoul friends / Somber} We changed. | Oswald: And somehow I received a gift. Actual magic. The stuff of legends. Perhaps you'd like to see some? | A1a |
| 94 | Oswald: We changed. | {Question} And somehow I received a gift. Actual magic. The stuff of legends. Perhaps you'd like to see some? | Oswald: Up! | A1a |
| 95 | Oswald: And somehow I received a gift. Actual magic. The stuff of legends. Perhaps you'd like to see some? | {Huge emphasis, this is essentially casting a spell to raise your ghoul friends back to life. May even be processed by the theater sound system. / Defiant} Up! | Oswald: No matter what you do, I can heal my friends, and we will protect what is ours. | A1a |
| 96 | Oswald: Up! | {SinisterSmile} No matter what you do, I can heal my friends, and we will protect what is ours. | | A1a |
| 97 | DLC04_KiddieKingdom
TunnelPainting | | {Irritated} What are you doing out of costume again? You know Nuka fires people for breaking character. | TunnelGhoul: *Growl* | A1a |
| 98 | TunnelGhoul: *Growl* | {Amused} Yes of course I'm kidding. But seriously, the clown make up helps scare the invaders off and there's a new one in the park. | TunnelGhoul: *Growl* | A1a |
| 99 | TunnelGhoul: *Growl* | {Puzzled} No. No I don't think that's going to work this time. There's something different about this one. | TunnelGhoul: *Angry Growl* | A1a |
| 100 | Oswald: We'll fix this. I promise. | {Amused} There. Back in character. | | A1a |
| 101 | | {Thinking} I need to prepare some more surprises for our visitor so I'll leave you to find your way out. | | A1b |
| 102 | TunnelGhoul: *Angry Growl* | {Angry} *growl* | | A1a |
| 103 | | {Irritated} See, I can do that too. Now stop squirming. | TunnelGhoul: *Growl* | A1b |
| 104 | TunnelGhoul: *Growl* | {InPain} Sorry. I know you can't help it. We just have to hold out till she gets back with a cure. | | A1a |
| 105 | | {Apologetic} Then we'll drive the Raiders out and get the farm back in order. | | A1b |
| 106 | | {Stern} We'll fix this. I promise. | Oswald: There. Back in character. | A1c |
| 107 | - | | Now tell me, assistant, do you believe in Magic? | | A |
| 108 | | Don't get your hackles up. Have a look in the suitcase. | | A |
| 109 | | You're holding up the show, Assistant. I need to know if you have some money I can borrow. | | A |
| 110 | | Right. Where were we... | | A |
| 111 | | Have you ever heard of The Philosopher's Stone? | | A |
| 112 | | Ha ha ha ha... | | |
| 113 | | Graaah! | | |
| 114 | | Guh! | | |
| 115 | | Aaaagh! | | |
| 116 | | Aaaghh... Rachel... | | |
| 117 | | Really now, you're holding up the show. | | |
| 118 | | Voilà! | | |
| 119 | | {Sarcastic} Maybe you should just leave wit to someone better equipped. | | |
| 120 | | {Tired} If I could, I would. But I made a promise to keep this place safe till we could find a cure. | | |
| 121 | | {Defiant} Never. | | |
| 122 | | {Irritated} You had your chance to leave. This is our home and we're not giving it up. | | |
