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1DLC04_KiddieKingdomPA0103E547ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid!Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House!A1a
2And aren't we having fun.ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin!A1b
3ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid!Don't worry, the mirrors are too dirty to reflect anything.A2a
4In your case, I'd say that's probably a benefit.ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin!A2b
5ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid!Listen to the sound of my voice... You're going to die... hahahaha!ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin!A3a
6ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid!Feeling dizzy yet? Can't tell which way is up?ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin!A4a
7ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid!Should have watched your step! That's what you get for invading our home!ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin!A5a
8ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid!Round and round and round and round!ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin!A6a
9ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid!Looks like you've found some friends to join you on the dance floor!ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin!A7a
10ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid!Now there's a lovely sight.ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin!A8a
11ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid!Aw... are you feeling lost? Pathetic.ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin!A9a
12ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid!Where are you even going? At this rate you'll starve to death in there.ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin!A10a
13ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid!Ah ah. You won't be leaving that way I'm afraid.ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin!A11a
14ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid!Well, you're a bit hardier than those others it seems. But not much smarter I'm afraid.ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin!A12a
15ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid!{Sarcastic, but totally dry. The player is lost in your maze.} Ooh, by all means... keep trying. You're doing great.ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin!A13a
16ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid!Sorry, already gone little raider. Don't worry, I've still got plenty of surprises in store for you.ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin!A14a
17ClosestPA: Should have looked both ways, stupid!Sorry, stranger. Already flew the coop. Don't worry, I've still got plenty of surprises in store for you.ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin!A15a
180103E546ClosestPA: And aren't we having fun.You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin!ClosestPA: Why would you shut that off? That's what's keeping the Raiders out!A1a
19ClosestPA: And aren't we having fun.This is no time to piss your britches. We have a show to do! Now get to the stage!ClosestPA: Why would you shut that off? That's what's keeping the Raiders out!A2a
20ClosestPA: And aren't we having fun.Oh, I'm afraid that area is off limits. Senior cast members only.ClosestPA: Why would you shut that off? That's what's keeping the Raiders out!A3a
21ClosestPA: And aren't we having fun.Sorry, but I'm not going out that easily. The show must go on!ClosestPA: Why would you shut that off? That's what's keeping the Raiders out!A4a
22ClosestPA: And aren't we having fun.I didn't take you for a coward. Or have you thought better of trying to invade our home?ClosestPA: Why would you shut that off? That's what's keeping the Raiders out!A5a
230103E545ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin!Why would you shut that off? That's what's keeping the Raiders out!A1a
24ClosestPA: You've finally arrived. Quickly the show is about to begin!What are you doing? Get away from the pumps, they're of no concern to you.A2a
250103AB19Should have looked both ways, stupid!ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House!A1a
26Well, I can see you're no rocket scientist!ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House!A2a
27Really now. They just go in a big circle. If you couldn't see that coming, I don't know what you think you're doing here.ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House!A3a
28Those radiation sprayers keeping you cool? They perk us right up.ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House!A4a
29What's wrong, does that mist have you feeling a little... green?ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House!A5a
30Don't worry, I'm sure you're hair is supposed to fall out like that.ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House!A6a
31Seems like you've bitten off more than you can chew. But don't worry...A7a
32{referring to feral ghouls} My friends don't have that problem.ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House!A7b
33{Insulting the player if they are wearing power armor} What's wrong, Tin Man? Having trouble finding the Wizard? Personally, I would have figured you for the Scarecrow.ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House!A8a
34Well now friends, it seems we have another uninvited guest to the park.A9a
35Up! Up, performers! It's time for another show! Though I doubt you'll even make it to the Theater, stranger.A9b
36{End in an slightly insane laugh} Shall we take bets on where this one shuffles off? What do you think friends, the tunnels? The Fun House?ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House!A9c
37Do you enjoy that lovely glowing mist? Feels great to us!A10a
38Why, we've got sprayers all over Kiddie Kingdom to keep you cool and irradiated.ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House!A10b
39Oh no! You shut off my defenses! Oh wait, I'll just turn these back on.ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House!A11a
40You keep turning our radiation sprayers off and I'll keep turning them back on.A12a
41We've been doing this since before the war. How long have you got?ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House!A12b
42Ha! You really thought it would be that easy to get rid of me?ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House!A13a
43What's wrong? Not your cup of tea?ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House!A14a
44You're looking a little green. Feeling nauseous, little raider?ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House!A15a
45Well, it seems your asinine assault won't be dissuaded. Then I guess it's time for our final act.A16a
46Join me on the roof of King Cola's Castle and we'll see an end to this production.ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House!A16b
47{Sing songy} Baker, baker, pastry maker.A17a
48Shoot and slash and bite and break her.ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House!A17b
49Don't you think you're a little big for that ride? Around the middle mostly.A18a
50Though we do occasionally make exceptions for simpletons like yourself.ClosestPA: Welcome boys and girls to... The Fun House!A18b
51DLC04_KiddieKingdomRoof0104BF92Oswald: I'll gather what remains of my friends and we'll leave this place in your care.Don't worry about the radiation, it will no longer be a burden to you and your kind.A1a
52{Apologetic} Here, you should have this. Consider it an apology for misjudging you.Oswald: Farewell.A1b
530104BF91Oswald: Here, you should have this. Consider it an apology for misjudging you.{Somber} Farewell.A1a
5401049653Player Default: You're wrong! Rachel is going to find a way to cure them, we're going to fix this!{Stern} My beloved left this place years ago to find a cure to this disease.A1a
55{Somber} In return, I swore that I'd keep our people safe by defending our home.A1b
56{Defiant} When Rachel walks back through those gates with the cure in hand, then you'll see, everyone will see, that I was right!Player Default: Rachel's dead. Here, she left this for you.A1c
5701049652Player Default: Well that does it, then. It's up to me to leave here and find the cure myself.{Neutral} I'll gather what remains of my friends and we'll leave this place in your care.Oswald: Don't worry about the radiation, it will no longer be a burden to you and your kind.A1a
5801048601Oswald: You Raiders are all the same. You come into someone's home, steal their belongings and kill those they care about.{Stern} I'm not going to let you kill any more of my friends. This is our home, not yours.Player Default: I'm not your enemy. This can end without bloodshed.A1a
59010485FFPlayer Default: You come here, attack my friends, try to steal our home and have the gall to claim you aren't my enemy?{Defiant} We've defended this place for over 200 years. Do you think you're the first outsider I've met that's chosen to brand "feral" ghouls as monsters?A1a
60{Disgust} How many of them have you needlessly slaughtered while ignorantly thinking you're doing the world a favor?!Player Default: Ghouls like your friends, it's too late for them. The radiation changed them forever.A1b
61010485FEPlayer Default: Ghouls like your friends, it's too late for them. The radiation changed them forever.{Disbelief} So you're admitting my friends are sick and yet you try to kill them anyway?A1a
62{Disgust} I'd say that makes you the only monster around here.Player Default: Ghouls like your friends, it's too late for them. The radiation changed them forever.A1b
63Player Default: Ghouls like your friends, it's too late for them. The radiation changed them forever.{Angry} You're wrong! Rachel is going to find a way to cure them, we're going to fix this!Oswald: My beloved left this place years ago to find a cure to this disease.A2a
64010485FDPlayer Default: I'm done talking. Let's just get this over with.{SinisterSmile} Fine, I've been looking forward to making you disappear.Oswald: My beloved left this place years ago to find a cure to this disease.B1a
65010485FCPlayer Default: There's no point in arguing anymore. Just leave!{Tired} Perhaps I would leave, but I made a promise to keep this place safe until my Rachel finds the cure.Oswald: My beloved left this place years ago to find a cure to this disease.X1a
66010485FBPlayer Default: You've been here for 200 years? Why?{Suspicious} We worked here as entertainers until the bombs fell. The radiation may have changed us, but we decided to make this place our home.Y1a
67{Tired} Over time, the illness took the minds of my friends... and those that we love.Y1b
68{Defiant} I am going to find a cure, and fix my friends before someone like you comes along and exterminates us all.Player Default: Ghouls like your friends, it's too late for them. The radiation changed them forever.Y1c
69010485F6Player Default: Rachel's dead. Here, she left this for you.{Sad} She's dead? No... no... my poor Rachel.A1a
70{Sad} How could I allow her to leave my side on such a difficult journey alone? This is all my fault.A1b
71{Confident} Well that does it, then. It's up to me to leave here and find the cure myself.Oswald: I'll gather what remains of my friends and we'll leave this place in your care.A1c
72Player Default: Rachel's dead. Here, she left this for you.{Thinking} Maybe you're right.A2a
73{Relieved} If Rachel is still out there, I'll find her and we'll search for this cure together.Oswald: I'll gather what remains of my friends and we'll leave this place in your care.A2b
74Player Default: Rachel's dead. Here, she left this for you.{Angry} No! You're wrong!A3a
75{Irritated} I'm tired of this debate and I refuse to have your presence here threaten us any longer!Oswald: I'll gather what remains of my friends and we'll leave this place in your care.A3b
76010485F5Player Default: It's obvious she thinks you're a lunatic and left you behind.{Angry} How dare you say that about her! You'll pay for that with your life!Oswald: I'll gather what remains of my friends and we'll leave this place in your care.B1a
77010485F4Player Default: I promise you, there is no cure. You'd be better off trying to find her so you can be together.{Stern} You're wrong. There is a cure, there has to be. But... maybe she needs my help.X1a
78{Thinking} If Rachel is still out there, I'll find her and we'll search for this cure together.Oswald: I'll gather what remains of my friends and we'll leave this place in your care.X1b
79010485F3Player Default: What if she never returns? How long are you going to wait?{Confident} I will stay here for as long as it takes.Y1a
80{Irritated} I've already watched 200 years pass, what makes you think I can't wait 200 more?Player Default: Rachel's dead. Here, she left this for you.Y1b
8101042379DLC04NPCMOswald: I can see now this was never going to end without a fight.{Angry} You Raiders are all the same. You come into someone's home, steal their belongings and kill those they care about.Oswald: I'm not going to let you kill any more of my friends. This is our home, not yours.A1a
82DLC04NPCMOswald: I can see now this was never going to end without a fight.{Angry} You invaders are all the same. You come into someone's home, steal their belongings and kill those they care about.Oswald: I'm not going to let you kill any more of my friends. This is our home, not yours.A2a
8301042378Player Default: I'm not your enemy. This can end without bloodshed.{Disbelief} You come here, attack my friends, try to steal our home and have the gall to claim you aren't my enemy?Oswald: We've defended this place for over 200 years. Do you think you're the first outsider I've met that's chosen to brand "feral" ghouls as monsters?A1a
8401042376Player Default: If these feral ghouls are your "friends," I'd love to see who you consider your enemy.{Sarcastic} How ironic you should say something like that.Oswald: We've defended this place for over 200 years. Do you think you're the first outsider I've met that's chosen to brand "feral" ghouls as monsters?X1a
8501042375Player Default: You realize your "friends" are feral ghouls, right?{Angry} They're not feral, they're sick!Y1a
86{Depressed} They can't help what they've become. It's an illness and it certainly doesn't justify you trying to wipe us out.Player Default: I'm not your enemy. This can end without bloodshed.Y1b
87Player Default: You realize your "friends" are feral ghouls, right?{Angry} *growl*Y2a
88{Defiant} It's an illness that affects the brain. We're going to find a cure, and we are going to drive you out of our home!Oswald: We've defended this place for over 200 years. Do you think you're the first outsider I've met that's chosen to brand "feral" ghouls as monsters?Y2b
89010417D5{Disgust} I can see now this was never going to end without a fight.Oswald: You Raiders are all the same. You come into someone's home, steal their belongings and kill those they care about.A
90DLC04_KiddieKingdom ShowNew01049681{Impressed} I'll admit, I didn't think you'd make it this far.Oswald: I can tell you're different than the usual invaders, so I'll not bother with the usual tricks and illusions I use to scare off the superstitious.A1a
9101049680Oswald: I'll admit, I didn't think you'd make it this far.{Conspiratorial} I can tell you're different than the usual invaders, so I'll not bother with the usual tricks and illusions I use to scare off the superstitious.A1a
92DLC04_KiddieKingdom ShowNewB0104967F{Happy} When the bombs fell, everything changed.Oswald: We changed.A1a
930104967EOswald: When the bombs fell, everything changed.{Emphasis on WE. Referring to him and his ghoul friends / Somber} We changed.Oswald: And somehow I received a gift. Actual magic. The stuff of legends. Perhaps you'd like to see some?A1a
940104967DOswald: We changed.{Question} And somehow I received a gift. Actual magic. The stuff of legends. Perhaps you'd like to see some?Oswald: Up!A1a
950104967COswald: And somehow I received a gift. Actual magic. The stuff of legends. Perhaps you'd like to see some?{Huge emphasis, this is essentially casting a spell to raise your ghoul friends back to life. May even be processed by the theater sound system. / Defiant} Up!Oswald: No matter what you do, I can heal my friends, and we will protect what is ours.A1a
960104967BOswald: Up!{SinisterSmile} No matter what you do, I can heal my friends, and we will protect what is ours.A1a
97DLC04_KiddieKingdom TunnelPainting0103E595{Irritated} What are you doing out of costume again? You know Nuka fires people for breaking character.TunnelGhoul: *Growl*A1a
980103E594TunnelGhoul: *Growl*{Amused} Yes of course I'm kidding. But seriously, the clown make up helps scare the invaders off and there's a new one in the park.TunnelGhoul: *Growl*A1a
990103E593TunnelGhoul: *Growl*{Puzzled} No. No I don't think that's going to work this time. There's something different about this one.TunnelGhoul: *Angry Growl*A1a
1000103E592Oswald: We'll fix this. I promise.{Amused} There. Back in character.A1a
101{Thinking} I need to prepare some more surprises for our visitor so I'll leave you to find your way out.A1b
1020103E591TunnelGhoul: *Angry Growl*{Angry} *growl*A1a
103{Irritated} See, I can do that too. Now stop squirming.TunnelGhoul: *Growl*A1b
1040103E590TunnelGhoul: *Growl*{InPain} Sorry. I know you can't help it. We just have to hold out till she gets back with a cure.A1a
105{Apologetic} Then we'll drive the Raiders out and get the farm back in order.A1b
106{Stern} We'll fix this. I promise.Oswald: There. Back in character.A1c
107-010417D5Now tell me, assistant, do you believe in Magic?A
108Don't get your hackles up. Have a look in the suitcase.A
109You're holding up the show, Assistant. I need to know if you have some money I can borrow.A
110Right. Where were we...A
111Have you ever heard of The Philosopher's Stone?A
11201056C25Ha ha ha ha...
113Graaah!
11401056C24Guh!
115Aaaagh!
11601056C23Aaaghh... Rachel...
1170104160DReally now, you're holding up the show.
118010407EEVoilà!
119{Sarcastic} Maybe you should just leave wit to someone better equipped.
120{Tired} If I could, I would. But I made a promise to keep this place safe till we could find a cure.
121{Defiant} Never.
122{Irritated} You had your chance to leave. This is our home and we're not giving it up.