# | SCENE | DIALOGUE BEFORE | RESPONSE TEXT | DIALOGUE AFTER | ABXY |
190 | DLC01MQ04_Stage140_JezebelScene | | {Irritated} You don't look like one of the Rust Devils. What are you doing here? | Player Default: Hunting down a Radar Beacon. | A |
191 | | {Confident} The offer still stands if you're interested. Get me out of this place, find me a new body and I'll give you access to the Mechanist's facility. | Player Default: Deal. | A |
192 | Player Default: A wise decision. | {Confident} Once we're at our destination, I'll happily relinquish my Radar Beacon as a gesture of good faith. | | A1a |
193 | | {Irritated} Now, I strongly suggest you stop loitering in the middle of a hostile location and get us both out of here at once. | | A1b |
194 | Player Default: How do I know you'll keep up your end of the bargain? | {Confident} Even though there's a human brain floating in bio-gel inside my head, I'm still bound by my original programming. | | Y1a |
195 | | {Confident} It pains me to admit it, but one of my directives states that I cannot lie. Ever. | | Y1b |
196 | | {Confident} So, while I'm not the most charming robot you've ever encountered, the last thing I'm going to do is violate an agreement we've made. | | Y1c |
197 | | {Question} Now that we have that out of the way, do we have a deal? | Player Default: Deal. | Y1d |
198 | Player Default: How do I know you'll keep up your end of the bargain? | {Confident} You don't. You're just going to have to trust me. | | Y2a |
199 | | {Question} So, do we have a deal? | Player Default: Deal. | Y2b |
200 | Player Default: I'm not sure. | {Irritated} Well then, it appears you have some thinking to do. | | X1a |
201 | | {Irritated} When you make your decision, I'll be waiting. I'm certainly not going anywhere anytime soon. | DLC01MQ04JezebelHead: Once we're at our destination, I'll happily relinquish my Radar Beacon as a gesture of good faith. | X1b |
202 | Player Default: No, no deal. | {Irritated} Well then, it appears we've reached a bit of an impasse. | | B1a |
203 | | {Irritated} When you make your decision, I'll be waiting. I'm certainly not going anywhere anytime soon. | DLC01MQ04JezebelHead: Once we're at our destination, I'll happily relinquish my Radar Beacon as a gesture of good faith. | B1b |
204 | Player Default: How could I possibly help you? | {Confident} Willing to listen? How surprising. I'll take that as a gesture of good faith as I describe our potential bargain. | DLC01MQ04JezebelHead: Now, how can I put this as simple as possible so someone at your processing speed can understand? | Y1a |
205 | Player Default: I'm listening. | {Confident} How refreshing. Then allow me to explain. | DLC01MQ04JezebelHead: Now, how can I put this as simple as possible so someone at your processing speed can understand? | X1a |
206 | Player Default: No reason to bargain when I can just take what I need. | {mock question / Irritated} You really think just because I'm connected to this machine, you have the upper hand? | | B1a |
207 | | {Irritated} If you'd take a moment to listen, I'll explain precisely why you're wrong. | DLC01MQ04JezebelHead: Now, how can I put this as simple as possible so someone at your processing speed can understand? | B1b |
208 | Player Default: I could definitely use the help. | {Confident} I thought you might say something like that. | DLC01MQ04JezebelHead: Now, how can I put this as simple as possible so someone at your processing speed can understand? | A1a |
209 | Player Default: A Radar Beacon. How very interesting. | {Suspicious} That's a very specific part to be searching for and you don't look like the typical parts scavenger type to me. | | A1a |
210 | | {Confident} I calculate a 98.8 percent chance that you're looking for the Mechanist. | | A1b |
211 | | {Confident} If I'm correct, and I usually am, then perhaps we can help each other with our respective... predicaments. | Player Default: I could definitely use the help. | A1c |
212 | Player Default: What did the Rust Devils do to you? | {Irritated} They felt that by keeping my head online would prove useful to them. | | Y1a |
213 | | {Irritated} Fortunately for me, they're stupid enough to actually believe anything I say. | | Y1b |
214 | | {Irritated} Admittedly, it hasn't gotten me very far, but it has saved me from the same fate as my rather unfortunate comrades you see in pieces around you. | | Y1c |
215 | | {Question} Now, back to my original question. What are you doing here? | Player Default: Hunting down a Radar Beacon. | Y1d |
216 | Player Default: Deal. | {Confident} A wise decision. | DLC01MQ04JezebelHead: Once we're at our destination, I'll happily relinquish my Radar Beacon as a gesture of good faith. | A1a |
217 | Player Default: I thought you might say something like that. | {To self, aloud / Thinking} Now, how can I put this as simple as possible so someone at your processing speed can understand? | | A1a |
218 | | {Confident} In order to find the Mechanist, you're going to need more than just my Radar Beacon, you're going to need access to the facility. | | A1b |
219 | | {Confident} I'm willing to provide said access... but you'll have to fulfill two simple conditions. | | A1c |
220 | | {Irritated} One, you need to get me as far away as you can from these lunatics. | | A1d |
221 | | {Confident} And two, find me a new body. Once both conditions are satisfied, I'll gladly provide you with everything you need. | | A1e |
222 | | {Question} Do we have a deal? | Player Default: Deal. | A1f |
223 | Player Default: Maybe I'm just a Rust Devil wearing a clever disguise. | {completely unimpressed by a terrible joke / Irritated} Please, don't insult my intelligence. | | X1a |
224 | | {Irritated} Why don't you just tell me why you're here and why we're even bothering to have this conversation? | Player Default: Hunting down a Radar Beacon. | X1b |
225 | Player Default: Getting ready to crack open that dome you call a head to get your Radar Beacon. | {Surprised} My Radar Beacon? Now that's unexpected. | DLC01MQ04JezebelHead: That's a very specific part to be searching for and you don't look like the typical parts scavenger type to me. | B1a |
226 | Player Default: Hunting down a Radar Beacon. | {Surprised} A Radar Beacon. How very interesting. | DLC01MQ04JezebelHead: That's a very specific part to be searching for and you don't look like the typical parts scavenger type to me. | A1a |
227 | DLC01MQ04_Stage200_JezebelScene | Player Default: I find that very hard to believe. | {Confident} I can't imagine why. It's actually quite simple. | DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: The Mechanist instructed me to seek out and help the people of the Commonwealth. | X1a |
228 | Player Default: You're lying. After all the trouble you've given me, why would you help a human? | {Confident} Well, it's my primary directive... which I obey without question. | DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: The Mechanist instructed me to seek out and help the people of the Commonwealth. | B1a |
229 | | {Irritated} Interesting. This body you've selected for me isn't quite what I had envisioned, but it will have to suffice. | Player Default: I'm sorry you feel that way, it's the best I could do. | A |
230 | Player Default: I knew there was some good left inside that brain. | {Puzzled} What you call "good" I call my "primary directive." | DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: The Mechanist instructed me to seek out and help the people of the Commonwealth. | A1a |
231 | Player Default: Now there's a fascinating subject... The Mechanist. | {Impressed} Amazingly adept at programming, a veritable genius with electronics. I'm not surprised you're interested. | | A1a |
232 | | {Confident} I've been dutifully carrying out the Mechanist's instructions to help the people of the Commonwealth for quite a long time. | Player Default: I knew there was some good left inside that brain. | A1b |
233 | Player Default: You aren't stuck here. You could leave if you wanted. | {Thinking} You've created an interesting stalemate between us. Something I didn't expect you to be capable of. | | Y1a |
234 | | {Impressed} I'm impressed. It's been a long time since I've been outsmarted. | | Y1b |
235 | | {Confident} Why don't you go ahead and ask me your questions. | Player Default: Tell me everything you know about the Mechanist. | Y1c |
236 | Player Default: Why did General Atomics make you so... uncooperative? | {Irritated} I haven't the faintest idea of what you're talking about. | | X1a |
237 | | {Irritated} I am a top-of-the-line model with an efficiency rating that makes a Mr. Handy look like a glorified toaster oven. | | X1b |
238 | | {Irritated} When given a set of instructions, I will complete them without question and without error. | | X1c |
239 | | {Irritated} Now, were there any other ridiculous questions you wanted to ask? | Player Default: Tell me everything you know about the Mechanist. | X1d |
240 | DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: I'll upload the plans to your Pip-Boy device. | {Confident} There... I've fulfilled my portion of our agreement. | | A1a |
241 | | {Confident} Perhaps I'll remain here for a while and see how things resolve between yourself and the Mechanist... purely for my own amusement, of course. | | A1b |
242 | | {Irritated} I suspect you'll have quite a tale to tell once you return, but then again, I'd be surprised if you ever return at all. | | A1c |
243 | Player Default: Certainly. | {Confident} It's rather simple, really. | | A1a |
244 | | {Confident} In order to gain entry to the Mechanist's facility, you're going to need to outfit one of your robots with an "M-SAT" modification." | | A1b |
245 | | {Confident} I'll upload the plans to your Pip-Boy device. | DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: There... I've fulfilled my portion of our agreement. | A1c |
246 | Player Default: Can we stop with the petty bickering and just get to the part where you tell me how to access the Mechanist's facility? | {Irritated} I promised to answer your questions... and unlike humans, I don't have the capacity to lie. | DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: It's rather simple, really. | Y1a |
247 | Player Default: Enough! Just tell me how to access the Mechanist's facility... right now. | {Irritated} There's no need to be rude. | DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: It's rather simple, really. | B1a |
248 | Player Default: You can believe whatever you want. Just tell me how to access the Mechanist's facility like you promised. | {Confident} Certainly. | DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: It's rather simple, really. | A1a |
249 | Player Default: I'm doing exactly as I was instructed. | {Confident} Assisting a human to the best of my abilities only affords a 25 percent survival rate. | | A1a |
250 | | {Confident} That means there's a 75 percent chance that despite my efforts, the human I'm assisting will die from something beyond my control. | | A1b |
251 | | {Confident} Therefore it's better to hasten the human's death and put them out of their likely chance of misery than to deplete my limited time. | | A1c |
252 | | {Confident} It's actually quite elementary, but given your minimal intellect, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised you don't understand. | Player Default: You can believe whatever you want. Just tell me how to access the Mechanist's facility like you promised. | A1d |
253 | Player Default: The Mechanist gave you these instructions? To kill people? | {Confident} Well, not exactly. The specific instruction was to help people. I merely interpreted the most efficient way to perform my duties. | DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: Assisting a human to the best of my abilities only affords a 25 percent survival rate. | Y1a |
254 | Player Default: You don't help people by killing them, that's insane! | {Confident} On the contrary. | DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: Assisting a human to the best of my abilities only affords a 25 percent survival rate. | X1a |
255 | Player Default: I can't deal with this. Just tell me how I can find the Mechanist. | {Confident} Very well. | DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: Assisting a human to the best of my abilities only affords a 25 percent survival rate. | B1a |
256 | Player Default: I don't think you understand the definition of "help." | {Quoting / Confident} Help: to give or provide what is necessary to accomplish a task or to satisfy a need. | | A1a |
257 | | {Confident} I'm doing exactly as I was instructed. | DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: Assisting a human to the best of my abilities only affords a 25 percent survival rate. | A1b |
258 | Player Default: What you call "good" I call my "primary directive." | {Confident} The Mechanist instructed me to seek out and help the people of the Commonwealth. | | A1a |
259 | | {Confident} By my calculations, the easiest way to help a human is simply to destroy it. There's no point in prolonging a laughably fragile life. | | A1b |
260 | | {Confident} It's the most efficient way to assist them. Any other effort to help tends to result in numerous complex side-effects. " | Player Default: I don't think you understand the definition of "help." | A1c |
261 | Player Default: Helping the people of the Commonwealth? You? | {Confident} Absolutely, it's my primary directive. | DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: The Mechanist instructed me to seek out and help the people of the Commonwealth. | Y1a |
262 | Player Default: I can't think of anything to ask right now. | {Sarcastic} Take your time. Given your limited lifespan, I certainly have far more than you do. | DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: Amazingly adept at programming, a veritable genius with electronics. I'm not surprised you're interested. | B1a |
263 | Player Default: Tell me everything you know about the Mechanist. | {Impressed} Now there's a fascinating subject... The Mechanist. | DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: Amazingly adept at programming, a veritable genius with electronics. I'm not surprised you're interested. | A1a |
264 | Player Default: Yes, well it's certainly better than being stuck to a machine surrounded by Rust Devils poking and prodding me for their amusement. | {Irritated} Look... it's obvious we don't care for each other's company, which suits me just fine. | | A1a |
265 | | {Irritated} So, why don't you ask me everything you wanted to know and then I'll be on my way. | Player Default: Tell me everything you know about the Mechanist. | A1b |
266 | Player Default: What kind of a body were you expecting? | {Irritated} Considering I look like a junkbot that's been hastily welded together by an amateur, I'd say almost anything else would have been better. | | Y1a |
267 | | {Irritated} However, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised given your limited skill set derived from your equally diminished intelligence. | Player Default: I'm sorry you feel that way, it's the best I could do. | Y1b |
268 | Player Default: Well, I was going to connect your head to Liberty Prime's body, but I decided to do a little arts and crafts instead. Disappointed? | {Irritated} If you're attempting to use sarcasm as an intimidation tactic, I'm afraid you're wasting your time. | DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: Look... it's obvious we don't care for each other's company, which suits me just fine. | X1a |
269 | Player Default: I risked my neck saving you, so a little more gratitude wouldn't hurt. | {Irritated} If the phrase "thank you" will allow us to get to conclude our bargain more rapidly, then I'm more than happy to utter it aloud on your behalf." | DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: Look... it's obvious we don't care for each other's company, which suits me just fine. | B1a |
270 | Player Default: I'm sorry you feel that way, it's the best I could do. | {Irritated} Yes, well it's certainly better than being stuck to a machine surrounded by Rust Devils poking and prodding me for their amusement. | DLC01MQ04JezebelBuilt: Look... it's obvious we don't care for each other's company, which suits me just fine. | A1a |
271 | - | | {Irritated} This is becoming intolerable! I want to know when I am to be removed from this machine and returned to my body. | | A |
272 | | {Question} I believe you had a few questions for me? | | A |
273 | | {Irritated} So, have you come to your senses, or are we going to continue our futile discussion? | | A |
274 | | {Confident} System re-initializing. Running self diagnostic... | | A |
275 | | {Irritated} I want answers! I demand to know what happened to the rest of my body. | | A |
276 | | {Confident} I'm detecting something unexpected in your voice... sincerity... a trait I normally find lacking in my interaction with others. | | |
277 | | {Confident} Very well, you may ask your questions. | | |
278 | | {Confident} Perhaps I've misjudged you. You seem to be a bit more brazen than your counterparts. It's something I often find lacking in others. | | |
279 | | {Confident} I'll tell you what. Since you've thoroughly impressed me, I'll answer your questions. | | |
280 | | {very patronizing / Sarcastic} Tsk, tsk. Trying to sway me with so-called "empathy?" How blatantly predictable." | | |
281 | | {Irritated} You're going to have to do better than that. | | |
282 | | {very patronizing / Sarcastic} Ah yes, resorting to the notion that once diplomacy fails, the next logical step is the use of violence. | | |
283 | | {Irritated} That might work when you're dealing with others, but allow me to remind you that robots don't fear death. Your threats are lost on me. | | |
284 | | {punch "your" before "lifespan" (important, or line won't make sense) / Confident} True, you could leave me here... but then your questions would remain unanswered until the end of your lifespan." | | |
285 | | {patronizing question / Irritated} So we've reached a bit of a stalemate, wouldn't you agree? | | |