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This is a transcript for dialogue with Cerberus.

Topics Edit

GREETING GREETING Neutral 50 Atten-shun! Civilian on deck! 1
GREETING Neutral 50 Scanning... target non-hostile. 2
GREETING Neutral 50 Scanning... Target is armed. Code Yellow. 3
GREETING Neutral 50 Unit running Patrol Scheme Delta-Seven. 4
GREETING Neutral 50 Unit running Patrol Scheme Alpha-Four. 5
GREETING Disgust 50 Do I look like I have time for idle chitchat? 6
TLCerberus1 So what are you, the guard dog? Neutral 50 I am Cerberus! It is my solemn duty to guard the citizens of Underworld against any and all threats, both foreign and domestic! 7
Neutral 50 So yes... I'm the guard dog. 8
TLCerberus2 What can you tell me about Underworld? Neutral 50 This is a town full of peace-loving Ghouls, so check your bigotry at the door. They're just like humans! They feel, they hurt, they bleed... 9
Neutral 50 They deserve the same love and respect as any human, and don't you forget it! 10
Neutral 50 At least, that's what they programmed me to say. 11
Neutral 50 Personally, I think they're a bunch of rotting zombie maggot farms, and I'd send them all back to hell if I could. Damn, this combat inhibitor! 12
TLCerberus3 You ever get outside, Cerberus? Into the Wasteland? Neutral 50 Negatory! I have been programmed to remain on premises at all times! In the event of hostilities, I will respond with deadly force! 13
Neutral 50 Go Underworld! Go Ghouls! Yay! 14
Neutral 50 ...damn this pansy zombie programming... {mumbling under his breath } 15
TLCerberusRobotics <Disable Cerberus' combat inhibitor.> Neutral 50 Whoa Nelly! Sensing combat inhibitor removal! Guns are hot! Firing for effect! Welcome to Hell, you zombie freaks! 16

Conversation Edit

GOODBYE I have to go now. Neutral 50 Closing dialog system. 17
I have to go now. Neutral 50 Resuming patrol. 18
HELLO HELLO Neutral 50 Welcome, visitor. 19
HELLO Neutral 50 Assessing threat... 20
HELLO Neutral 50 Scanning... 21
HELLO Happy 50 Another glorious day in this man's army! 22
MS14Suit MS14SuitHead Anger 50 Pansy! Take a shot of vitamin M and keep fighting! {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 23
MS14SuitHead Anger 50 It's just pain, soldier. Have some of this and tough it out. {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 24
MS14SuitHead Anger 50 Be a soldier, not a civie! Have some juice and suck it up! {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 25
MS14SuitCombat MS14SuitCombat Anger 50 Gear up, soldier! 26
MS14SuitCombat Anger 50 Let 'em eat lead! 27
MS14SuitCombat Anger 50 Time to kick some ass! 28
MS14SuitEmpty MS14SuitEmpty Anger 50 Head wound! Too bad you're out of morhpine. {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 29
MS14SuitEmpty Anger 50 Leg wound! Without morphine, you're just going to have to suck it up. {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 30
MS14SuitEmpty Anger 50 Chest wound! Don't you wish you had some vitamin M? {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 31
MS14SuitEmpty Anger 50 Arm wound! No morphine, no relief soldier. {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 32
MS14SuitEmpty Anger 50 God damn it, soldier! You're out of morphine! {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 33
MS14SuitStart MS14SuitStart Anger 50 Listen up you god-damn puke! You are now wearing prototype medic power armor. You take care of me, and I'll take care of you. {Shouted like a marine drill sergeant.} 34
MS14SuitStart Anger 50 Medic armor, reporting for duty, sir! {Shouted like a marine drill sergeant.} 35
MS14SuitStart Anger 50 Medic armor, reporting for duty, ma'am! {Shouted like a marine drill sergeant.} 36

Combat Edit

AcceptYield AcceptYield Anger 50 Do that again and I'll put my foot so far up your ass you'll cough up boot polish! 37
Assault Assault Anger 50 What is your major malfunction, maggot? 38
Assault Anger 50 You make me sick, you worthless scumbag. 39
Attack Attack Anger 50 Eat hot lead, you commie bastard! 40
Attack Anger 50 Ready to die for your country? 41
Attack Anger 50 Pain is just weakness leaving the body! 42
Attack Anger 50 Today's a hell of day to die, commie! 43
Attack Anger 50 Come on, people, give 'em hell! 44
Attack Anger 50 How do you like that, you mother-loving commie! 45
Attack Anger 50 Made in the U.S.A.! 46
Attack Anger 50 No surrender! 47
Attack Anger 50 Is that the best you can do? 48
Attack Anger 50 I'm just getting warmed up! Hoo-ah! 49
Attack Anger 50 There's nothing I like better than the smell of plasma in the morning! 50
Attack Anger 50 What's the matter, you pansy ass pinko? Getting tired? 51
Attack Anger 50 We are lean! We are mean! 52
Attack Anger 50 I have a personal message for you from Uncle Sam! 53
Attack Anger 50 Running will only make the pain last longer! 54
Attack Anger 50 Kill them all! God will understand. 55
Attack Anger 50 There's nothing I like better than making some other poor bastard die for his country. 56
Attack Anger 50 Now you're starting to piss me off. 57
Death Death Anger 50 Tell my mama I've done my best. 58
Death Anger 50 Pin my medals upon my chest. 59
Death Anger 50 Box me up and ship me home. 60
GuardTrespass GuardTrespass Neutral 50 You had better remove yourself from this area before I am forced to declare you an enemy of the U.S. of A. 61
GuardTrespass Neutral 50 This area is under the protection of the U.S. army. Remove yourself or be prepared to defend yourself. 62
GuardTrespass Neutral 50 You're not allowed in here. Don't give me an excuse to use my weapon on you. 63
GuardTrespass Neutral 50 Do not push your luck any further. 64
GuardTrespass Neutral 50 I'll advise you again to leave immediately or I cannot be responsible for the consequences. 65
GuardTrespass Neutral 50 You are taking your life into your own hands. 66
Murder Murder Anger 50 You are the lowest form of commie scumbag I've ever had the misfortune to lay eyes on! 67
Murder Anger 50 You seem to need an object lesson in democracy! 68
Murder Anger 50 I have a personal message for you from Uncle Sam! 69
Pickpocket Pickpocket Anger 50 Please tell me that you did not just do what I think you did! 70
Steal Steal Anger 50 I thought I had seen every species of moronic petty bullshit, but you've just topped the list. Congratulations. 71
Steal Anger 50 Do you have no respect for private property, you slimy little commie bastard? 72
Steal Anger 50 Did you not realize that I have eyes in the back of my head? 73

Detection Edit

AlertIdle AlertIdle Disgust 50 Are you afraid of me? You should be because I'm going to kick your ass when I find you! 74
AlertIdle Disgust 50 Step forward and identify yourself! 75
AlertIdle Disgust 50 Do you think you can hide from me? 76
AlertIdle Disgust 50 I'm starting to get angry. You would not like me when I'm angry. 77
AlertIdle Disgust 50 Are you playing games with me, goddammit? 78
AlertIdle Disgust 50 I cannot wait to find you so I can kill you as a personal favor to Uncle Sam. 79
AlertToCombat AlertToCombat Disgust 50 You're gonna learn how Uncle Sam deals with commie maggots! 80
AlertToCombat Happy 50 You are about to be introduced to the U.S. army! 81
AlertToCombat Anger 50 Kill that son of a bitch! 82
AlertToCombat Happy 50 You just made my day! Opening fire! 83
AlertToCombat Happy 50 Looks like this is my lucky day. 84
AlertToCombat Anger 50 Since you don't seem willing to do the world a favor and kill yourself, I guess I'm going to have to do it for you. 85
AlertToNormal AlertToNormal Anger 50 Another glorious day in the U.S. army. 86
AlertToNormal Anger 50 False alarm. Stand down, people. 87
AlertToNormal Anger 50 Nothing I like better than a little R and R on Uncle Sam's dime. 88
CombatToLost CombatToLost Anger 50 Somebody find me something to shoot at! 89
CombatToLost Anger 50 Who's got a target? 90
CombatToLost Anger 50 Restore contact with the enemy, goddammit! 91
CombatToNormal CombatToNormal Anger 50 That's how we do things in the U.S. army! Hoo-ah! 92
CombatToNormal Happy 50 Time to hit the showers! 93
CombatToNormal Happy 50 Another glorious day in the U.S. army! 94
LostIdle LostIdle Anger 50 You better run, you commie-loving bastard! 95
LostIdle Anger 50 Who's got a target? 96
LostIdle Anger 50 Come on, people, I need a target! 97
LostToCombat LostToCombat Happy 50 You cannot hide from me, you commie maggot! 98
LostToCombat Happy 50 You can run, but you can't hide! 99
LostToCombat Happy 50 Your worthless hide is mine! 100
LostToNormal LostToNormal Happy 50 Typical chickenshit commie maneuver. 101
LostToNormal Happy 50 The enemy has retired before the awesome might of the U.S. army. 102
LostToNormal Happy 50 This battlefield now belongs to Uncle Sam! 103
NormalToAlert NormalToAlert Happy 50 Is that someone who needs me to kick their ass? 104
NormalToAlert Happy 50 Move it out, people. I want this place searched top to bottom. 105
NormalToAlert Happy 50 Who's ready to have their ass kicked? 106
NormalToCombat StartCombat Happy 50 Ready to die for your country, you commie son of a bitch? 107
StartCombat Happy 50 Kill them all and let God sort them out! 108
StartCombat Happy 50 Every day is a good day to die! 109

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