| TOPIC
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TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT
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EMOTION
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RESPONSE TEXT
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#
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| CG03BrotchA1
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Wow! That's what I've always wanted to be. My dreams are finally coming true!
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Neutral 30
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Yes, um, it's refreshing to see such, ah, youthful enthusiasm. {he's very confused that you'd be so happy about the GOAT results}
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1
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| Neutral 50
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Good to know that the G.O.A.T. occasionally gets it right. You know what they say about monkeys and typewriters...
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2
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| Neutral 50
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Well, I'm glad things turned out so well for you. I hope your classmates find their results half as satisfying.
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3
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| CG03BrotchA2
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Whatever. I just answered randomly. Is that how you got stuck with your job?
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Disgust 50
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Ha. Closer to reality than you might think.
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4
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| Neutral 50
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Listen, I was just as obnoxious at your age. I didn't take the G.O.A.T. seriously and look where I ended up.
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5
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| Neutral 50
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Just between you and me? The whole test is a joke.
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6
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| Neutral 50
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If you don't like the results, I can make your G.O.A.T. come out any way you want. Just let me know.
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7
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| CG03BrotchA3
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That can't be right! The stupid test got it all wrong!
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Neutral 50
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Listen, I was just as obnoxious at your age. I didn't take the G.O.A.T. seriously and look where I ended up.
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8
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| Neutral 50
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Just between you and me? The whole test is a joke.
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9
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| Neutral 50
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If you don't like the results, I can make your G.O.A.T. come out any way you want. Just let me know.
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10
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| CG03BrotchStartA1
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Ohh... I'm feeling kind of sick, Mister B. Guess I'll have to reschedule...
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Happy 15
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Didn't work on your dad either, did it? {dryly}
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11
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| Neutral 50
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Now unless you have something else you want to discuss, take a seat and prepare for the 2274 edition of the G.O.A.T.
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12
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| CG03BrotchStartA2
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Come on. I don't really have to take this stupid test, do I?
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Happy 15
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Listen. I like your dad. I might even like you if I wasn't your teacher. {in a low voice}
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13
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| Neutral 50
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So here's what I'm going to do. If you want to skip the test, just tell me how you want it to come out and I'll take care of it for you.
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14
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| CG03BrotchStartA3
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Sure, I'm ready. I bet I'll ace it!
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Happy 25
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I'm sure you will. Especially since it's multiple choice with no wrong answers... {dryly}
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15
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| Neutral 50
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We'll start as soon as everyone's found a seat. Good luck.
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16
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| CG03BrotchStartB1
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Cool. Let me see the results and I'll fill it out myself.
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Neutral 15
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Well... all right. Here, take a look. {in a low voice}
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17
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| CG03BrotchStartB2
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The Overseer's bullshit makes my head spin. Can't you do it for me?
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Anger 20
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Watch your language.
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18
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| Disgust 15
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And yes, I can do it for you. I can even hold your hand if you'd like. {in a low voice}
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19
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| Neutral 50
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I just need to know what kinds of things you're interested in.
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20
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| CG03BrotchStartB3
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I think I'd rather just take the G.O.A.T. myself and take my chances.
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Surprise 50
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Good for you. Don't worry, you'll do fine. As soon as everyone's found a seat, we'll get started. {surprised}
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21
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| CG03BrotchStartC1
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I love using the computers and talking to my father's patients in the clinic.
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Neutral 15
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A budding science boy, eh? Done and... done. There. You're all set. If anyone asks, you took the G.O.A.T. during detention yesterday, okay? {in a low voice}
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22
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| CG03BrotchStartC2
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Well, I shoot my BB Gun any chance I get. I can fix that thing blindfolded, too.
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Surprise 15
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I'm sure I didn't just hear you admit to owning an unauthorized weapon. Let's just get this filled out... there. All set. {in a low voice}
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23
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| Neutral 50
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If anyone asks, you took the G.O.A.T. during detention yesterday, okay? {in a low voice}
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24
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| CG03BrotchStartC3
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Look. I like blowing stuff up. I just love that... "kaboom"! Ya know?
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Surprise 15
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Oooo-kay... I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that... Anyway, done and done. There. You're all set. {in a low voice}
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25
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| Neutral 50
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If anyone asks, you took the G.O.A.T. during detention yesterday, okay? {in a low voice}
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26
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| CG03BrotchStartC4
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Mr. B, if I told you what my "interests" are, you’d have me locked up.
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Happy 15
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I may know more about your extracurricular activities than you think. But not officially, of course. Officially, I'm completely oblivious. {in a low voice}
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27
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| Neutral 50
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Anyway. Done and... done. You're all set. If anyone asks, you took the G.O.A.T. during detention yesterday, okay? {in a low voice}
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28
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| GREETING
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GREETING
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Surprise 30
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Surely you have someplace better to be than hanging around my classroom?
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29
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| GREETING
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Happy 50
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They say the G.O.A.T. never lies... According to this, you're slated to be the next vault chaplain. God help us all.
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30
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| GREETING
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Surprise 50
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Well, according to this, you're in line to be trained as a Laundry Cannon Operator. First time for everything, indeed.
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31
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| GREETING
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Surprise 50
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It's nice to know I can still be surprised. Pedicurist! I might have guessed manicurist or even masseuse, but apparently you're a foot person.
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32
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| GREETING
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Happy 50
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It says here you're perfectly suited for a career as a Waste Management Specialist. A specialist, mind you, not just a dabbler. Congratulations!
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33
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| GREETING
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Surprise 50
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Huh. "Vault Loyalty Inspector"... I thought that had been phased out decades ago. Well, sounds like a job right up your alley, hmm?
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34
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| GREETING
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Happy 50
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Interesting. "Clinical Test Subject"... sounds like something you should excel at. I guess you and your dad will be working together.
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35
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| GREETING
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Happy 50
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Looks like the diner's going to get a new Fry Cook. I'll just say this once: hold the mustard, extra pickles. Ha ha ha.
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36
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| GREETING
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Happy 50
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Thank goodness. We're finally getting a new Jukebox Technician. That thing hasn't worked right since old Joe Palmer passed.
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37
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| GREETING
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Surprise 50
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Well, well. Pip-Boy Programmer, eh? Stanley will finally have someone to talk shop with.
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38
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| GREETING
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Surprise 50
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Huh. I wonder who will be brave enough to be your first customer as the vault's new Tattoo Artist? I promise it won't be me.
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39
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| GREETING
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Surprise 50
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Apparently you're management material. You're going to be trained as a Shift Supervisor.
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40
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| Surprise 25
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Could I be talking to the next Overseer? Stranger things have happened.
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41
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| GREETING
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Surprise 100
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Wow. Wow. Says here you're going to be the vault's Marriage Counselor.
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42
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| Happy 50
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Almost makes me want to get married, just to be able to avail myself of your services.
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43
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| GREETING
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Happy 50
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I always thought you'd have a career in professional sports. You're the new vault Little League coach! Congratulations.
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44
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| GREETING
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Surprise 50
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Looks like you'll be putting your ... physical talents to good use as the vault's new Masseuse.
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45
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| GREETING
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Happy 50
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All set, eh? You shouldn't have had any trouble with this little formality.
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46
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| GREETING
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Surprise 50
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You managed to answer all the questions, I see. That's a good start. Maybe a bit more than I expected given your grades.
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47
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| GREETING
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Happy 30
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Well, you made it. All set for the G.O.A.T.? Trust me, it really isn't that bad. Just something everybody has to go through.
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48
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| GREETING
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Neutral 30
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Do you mind? I know to you it's just meaningless jabber, but I'm actually trying to teach here. {dryly}
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49
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| GREETING
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Surprise 30
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Feel free to stick around if you want, but I don't want you disrupting the test.
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50
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| GREETING
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Anger 30
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As soon as everyone takes their seats we can get started.
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51
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| GREETING
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Anger 30
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No more excuses from you children! Go in and sit down.
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52
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