Hello, wasted wasters, this is your amazing host, prepare to have your clonkers bonked. Today's great edition of the Polls is brought to us by a very special group of people. Today, our sponsor is the cast of Star Wars! Happy Star Wars day, people, May the Fourth be with you.

I always found it interesting, the days we create. We have a Star Wars Day, National Soup Day... January is apparently National Oatmeal Month. You think I'm freaking kidding? Go look it up. In fact, there's an entire list right here, if you'd like to visit it. Go ahead and tell me the one you think is the best/funniest in the comments.

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Saturday was just named National Poll Results Day. More work for me, then...

Question #1, what did you think was Mr. House's secret weapon in the Fort bunker?

84 people had no idea. You guys are so clueless.

85 people thought it was nuclear weapons, like those ones in the Divide, or the ones that China launched first! (if you thi…

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And now KTEX - Like NCBS but bigger - Presents the last heat in the Miss Wasteland contest... Miss Texas! Over to you C and Benny!

Jane

Scarlet




Ruby Nadia



Lilith

Patty Bush

You Decide

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What's up, my loyal Poll followers? This is DG, and I'm making the newest edition of the weekly Saturday Polls! This edition is brought to you by our newest sponsor, Last Gasp Saloon, I got a drink there from someone, to be fair, I am a Dead Gunner.

I recently got Injustice, the new superhero fighting game, and something pretty unexpected for me happened. When I didn't have enough cash, my Dad decided to pay the rest off, which he never really does. It was a shocker to me, and I really appreciated it. We never really talk or do much else together, but that was a pretty cool moment in my book. Do you have any awesome moments you remember, or are experiencing with your family or friends right now? Tell me about it in the comments, along with your vote.

Time, once again, for another public results announcement, listen up, children. This stuffs important.

Question #1, which faction that seems dead would you like to be revived?

With 75 votes, the Desert Rangers would like to be revived, including…

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And now.... GNR-TV, Broadcasting Three Dog All day and night brings you the Fifth heat in the Mr Wasteland Contest direct from Pilgrim's Landing - for when New Vegas is just too far away... and now here's your hosts, Agent C and Joanne Lynette!

Kago

Flak

Dave



Fawkes

Lucas Simms

Harkness

You decide

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Hello, wonderful wastelanders, this is the greatest host since Bob Barker combined with Dick Clark multiplied by Johnny Carson, this is thee Dead Gunner. Also, much respect to those television legends in which I actually can never be compared to.

I always found something about myself to be kinda weird. Usually, when I find something I like, I always over-do it until I don't like it anymore and try to find something else that is just as good. Some things that I almost never got tired of include Fallout: New Vegas, a couple of metal bands I like, and I will never tire of Star Wars, until they make the Episode VII one. Do you do this, too, or am I just an oddball? Tell me in the comments and maybe I can feel better about myself.

No more talking about that, POLL RESULTS!

Question #1, which location did you wanna see Fallout 4 in?

In 3rd, 44 people wanna see it in a foreign location. In my opinion, that'd be no bueno.

In 2nd, 75 people would like to see the location as New York. The city where the …

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And now.... GNR-TV, Broadcasting Three Dog All day and night brings you the Fifth heat in the Miss Wasteland Contest direct from Pilgrim's Landing - for when New Vegas is just too far away... and now here's your hosts, Agent C and Benny!

Moira Brown

Sarah Lyons

Reilly



Lana Danvers

Carol

Fawkes

You decide

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C's Note: Yes, I know Fawkes by canon is a guy, but there were canon disputes over Fawkes' gender after F3's release... The voice artist said she, and Beth said he.... So his/her inclusion here is a throwback to that.

Plus, we live in an era of Equal opportunity, who's to say a man can't win Miss Wasteland?

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Hello post-apocalypse fanatics. We wanted to bring attention to you - a contest that Wikia is currently running over on the Metro Wiki. This contest allows you to create your own post-apocalypse world. By doing so, you will be entered to win an amazing Metro-branded survival kit, which includes among other things a gas mask and a knife.

For full contest details, please visit here.

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Hello, Saturday Poll-people, welcome to... the Saturday Polls! This is your absolutely fabulous host, and I'm bringing you the best of the things to vote on. Suck that, Obama.

Sorry that these are coming out quite late, I was not only helping my family clean up the basement, but then I saw that my laptop continues to have trouble. It is out of battery, and my charger continues not to work, I have to get the charger in a certain way, usually, and it isn't working even when it's in the right way. Just another day, right?

While you go to FirstWorldProblems on Twitter and screencap this, I'm gonna tell off the results for you.

Question #1, what was the hardest thing you did in Fallout 3?

In 3rd place, with 33 voters, escorting Sticky to Big Town was one of the hardest things to do. I usually had trouble with it because I used the Experimental MIRV on him. Twice.

In 2nd place, with 47 voters, is those who had to clear out the Deathclaw dungeons. No legendary deathclaws, and no Rawr, but they st…

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And now.... Channel 0, Broadcasting NCBS and more from Mount Cheyenne brings you the fourth heat in the Mr Wasteland Contest... Mr Nevada; and now here's your hosts, Agent C and Joanne Lynette

Boomer

Burke

Barnaky



Phil

Dekker

Pain

You decide

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Welcome, smoothskins, to the next edition of Saturday Polls, now the April edition. We're happy to have been running for so long. This edition of the Polls is brought to you by Roy Phillips, the Polls helped him out, and he murdered everyone on our staff except for me.

So, I recently got better at making potions in Minecraft, and I always love games where you can do whatever you want, when you want, and there's a lot to do. I was thinking about getting Terraria on the Xbox for $15, can anyone give me an idea to what it's like and if it's worth it or not? Thanks in advance.

Moving on from games, let's talk about a games poll results.

Question #1, what was the hardest thing you did in New Vegas?

In third place with 22 votes is "Beat all the DLC's". The Dumb Local Cazadors are usually tough to beat.

In second place with 74 votes are our cazador slayers. They usually killed me before I could vote on how tough they were.

In first place with 189 votes are the deathclaw killers. Rawr. 'Nuff said.

Q…

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