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Brewery Tour InfoEdit
Tours happen every half hour and can last anywhere from 5-6 minutes. Guests are treated to a bird's eye view of the brewery from our elevated walkway. The brewery is not liable for any patrons who fall from the walkway. Guardrails have been installed for their safety.
Tours include a $5 discount from purchases made at the Gift Shop, and a complimentary tasting in the parking lot as guests leave. Temperature of complimentary tasting is not guaranteed.
Tour Price: $25
Complimentary Tasting: $5
Full year capital spending is now estimated to increase over te previous year, thanks to budget tightening and a lowering of quality control in the product, including an increase in the water to wort ratio.
Brand management has also announced a marketing push of Bunker Hill Brew to lower income markets, which we all know spend a larger percentage of disposable income on beer and malted beverages Gross margings are speculated to increase well into 2078.
Tower Tom's terminalEdit
Crew's getting restless. Still got plenty of beer but food's getting low. Sent Sparta and her crew out ofIn-game spelling, punctuation and/or grammar BADTFL, see if they could find something, but folks are going to start deserting if we don't turn up something edible soon.
Closest reserves are the Federal Stockpile but it seems Lily and Red Tourette's parents never taught those bitches to share. Gonna have to make a move if we don't hear from Sparta soon.
Fucked up BadEdit
Lily! It's fucking Lily! I'd recognize the bitch anywhere! Dreg brought the hostages from the raid up to my room and the second I saw her, I knew we were saved.
Now Red'll have to deal with us... unless she prefers getting her sister back in pieces.
So Much Food!Edit
Never seen so much food! When I told her we had her sister, Red thoughIn-game spelling, punctuation and/or grammar I was full of shit. But one letter from little sis cleared things up real quick.
Now the crates are pouring in and so are the recruits. At this rate we'll be able to make a move on Corvega or DB Tech before the year's out.
How the fuck did she get loose?! I chained that bitch to the fucking floor! Was still half asleep when she came at me. I thought I was aiming at her leg... now there's blood fucking everywhere.
Got to clean this up, do something with the body. This can't get out. Red's not gonna give us shit if she finds out her sister's dead.
Rumor of a fat caravan train drifted in today. Whole crew went to hit it, except it never showed. Cuz it didn't exist.
While everyone was out, I stashed Lily's body in one of the vats. Think she even improved the flavor. That's one problem solved.
But this gang's dead in the water unless the food keeps coming in. And that means Lily's letters have to keep going out. I'm gonna need to find some more pens...
Someone iced Red and her whole fucking crew! Gonna send out some scouts, make sure whoever cleared the place out ain't setting up shop. Then the stockpile's ours for the looting. Hope they didn't take to much.
Seems somebody took down Jared. Much as I hated that chem-hungry bastard, he was no push-over. We're gonna need more guns.
Thank God. Someone put a bullet in Bosco over at DB Tech. Guy gave me the fucking creeps.