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This is the transcript of a dialogue or message file, a file which contains the dialogue of a non-player character in a given game or ingame messages related to scripts and items.

Dialogue for Iguana Bob Frazier in the Hub Downtown

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{100}{}{You see Bob, proprietor of Bob's Iguana Bits.}
{101}{}{Ok, Ok, I've got your money.}
{102}{}{I've got more expenses. I need to increase the payment.}
{103}{}{Screw this. I want ALL of your money now, or you're a dead Bob.}
{104}{}{I can't take the heat. I'm calling off the payments.}
{105}{}{I want information on Decker.}
{106}{}{I want information on Doc Morbid.}
{107}{}{Gimme' an iguana on a stick.}
{108}{}{I'm sorry. I ain't payin' no more. Do what you want with me.}
{109}{}{Bob, I thought we were pals! In fact, I was thinking about giving you a promotion in my organization. Instead, you betray me. This is very disappointing...}
{110}{}{Bob, why should I take no for an answer? Especially from a scumbag like you?}
{111}{}{Glad to see you're standing up for yourself.}
{112}{}{Your reputation is history, Bob. Hi-sto-ree!}
{113}{}{Fine, I'll decide what to do with you later.}
{114}{}{Well, it was nice knowing you Bob. Say 'hi' to Satan for me.}
{115}{}{What are you doing back so soon? It ain't time for the payment.}
{116}{}{You've got a lot of nerve showing your face around here. Get lost!}
{117}{}{Hey, I don't want any trouble!}
{118}{}{Hi! Welcome to Bob's Iguana Bits, the family eating place. Can I take your order?}
{119}{}{Forget it.}
{120}{}{You are? Well, Ok...}
{121}{}{He's a mean son of a bitch. You don't want to mess with him. Anything else?}
{122}{}{Fine. What do you want me to pay?}
{123}{}{I want }
{124}{}{ bucks every five days.}
{125}{}{Doc Morbid? All I know is that he's up around Junktown and he's the cheapest source of food I could find. That's all!}
{126}{}{Let's see what I've got in stock.}
{127}{}{I've got a whole iguana for twenty caps.}
{128}{}{I've got prime cut choice for eight caps.}
{129}{}{I'll take one of the real ones.}
{130}{}{Nothing for me right now. I'm on a diet.}
{131}{}{I'll take one of the prime cuts.}
{132}{}{I could go for some prime cut right now. I'll even pay for it.}
{133}{}{Uhh... Me no hungry now.}
{134}{}{Fine! Take your money and get out!}
{135}{}{You can stick it! I ain't ever payin' you! Get lost!}
{136}{}{Yeah, sure. Why don't you find someone else to screw over.}
{137}{}{You can't throw crap without getting some of it on your fingers. Get out of here!}
{138}{}{Sure you will. Get lost!}
{139}{}{Sorry. We're all out of iguana.}
{140}{}{We only have whole iguana on a stick. Twenty bucks each.}
{141}{}{We only have prime select choice. It tastes great, though. Eight bucks each.}
{142}{}{Sure. We got whole iguana on a stick for twenty bucks, and our prime select pieces for eight bucks.}
{143}{}{I'll take a whole iguana.}
{144}{}{I'll take your prime select.}
{145}{}{You know, I hear your prime select tastes like chicken. Do you like eating cowardly guys?}
{146}{}{No sissy portions! Me want all iguana! Ugh!}
{147}{}{Hmm, smell good! Me want prime!}
{148}{}{Never seen any of them around here. Water Merchants don't need 'em.}
{149}{}{Water Merchants?}
{150}{}{Mr. Decker is a distinguished businessman in a less than distinguished business. Anything else?}
{151}{}{}
{152}{}{What kind of business?}
{153}{}{What are you talking about?}
{154}{}{Your secret ingredients. How fresh does the corpse have to be before it develops a bitter aftertaste? Do you use mutants, humans, or a mix?}
{155}{}{I found an invoice in Doc Morbid's lair. An invoice for dead bodies...}
{156}{}{If you've got a memory loss, I can talk to the sheriff.}
{157}{}{Prime Choice Select is made of people!!!! It's made of people!!!}
{158}{}{Nothing. Sorry to bring it up. Now is there anything else I can do for you?}
{159}{}{Well, he's dead now, and my cash flow has increased because of it.}
{160}{}{Someone killed Decker. We're in mourning. [snicker]}
{161}{}{Someone shot Sheriff Greene. Don't know about the deputy, though.}
{162}{}{Daren Hightower was murdered. And all that money couldn't save him. Ironic, ain't it?}
{163}{}{Someone stole a necklace from the Hightowers. Man, did they ever make a big mistake. They're dead for sure!}
{164}{}{Someone killed Jain over at the Cathedral. I hear she was a real pain in the butt!}
{165}{}{Well, the only new thing is that the Children of the Cathedral has taken over the Hospital. It's pretty boring around here lately.}
{166}{}{Anything else?}
{167}{}{Man, I'm gonna be out of business in a week. Anything else, oh high and mighty?}
{168}{}{I don't like your attitude.}
{169}{}{Sorry, you can't afford it.}
{170}{}{One whole iguana coming up! Anything else?}
{171}{}{You know what they're made from and you still want one? You make Decker look like a charity worker! Anything else?}
{172}{}{I don't like your attitude.}
{173}{}{Sorry, you can't afford it.}
{174}{}{One iguana prime select choice, coming up! Anything else?}
{175}{}{Smart choice. You could stand to lose a few pounds.}
{176}{}{Wh...what! Oh, I see, you're joking...}
{177}{}{Of course I am...}
{178}{}{No, I'm not. I'm going to see that you pay for your crime.}
{179}{}{No, I'm not. And I want a piece of the action.}
{180}{}{You must be new in town if you're asking me about the Water Merchants. Water is life, and you don't get much more powerful than life and death.}
{181}{}{Who's in charge of the Water Merchants?}
{182}{}{If there's anything that involves misery and suffering in the Hub, Decker either controls it or wants to control it. Anything else?}
{183}{}{I don't know what you're talking about, and I don't appreciate your slander! I suggest you don't show your face in here again.}
{184}{}{Don't do that! Fine, I've been using some questionable portions. But it's not like I'm committing murder. Doc Morbid's stuff is already dead, isn't it?}
{185}{}{I'm sure it is, Bob. Have a nice day...}
{186}{}{Cannibalism is a crime against humanity, Bob. I'm going to see that you pay for it.}
{187}{}{Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't. I don't care. I want a piece of the action.}
{188}{}{Not so loud! I don't need you saying that all over the Hub...}
{189}{}{I guess I was rude. Have a nice day...}
{190}{}{You know, the police station is just across the street. I really should take a little walk.}
{191}{}{I can get even louder. But I can also shut up. Noise is cheap, silence is expensive.}
{192}{}{How the hell am I gonna pay you if you eat all my stock? Fine! Have another iguana! I hope you choke on it!}
{193}{}{I don't like your attitude.}
{194}{}{Tough. You want money, I'll give it to you. You want food, I'll give it to you. You want to die, I'll arrange it. But "like" ain't part of the equation.}
{195}{}{Nothing I can think of. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a business to run.}
{196}{}{Sorry, we're all out of iguana.}
{197}{}{We only have whole iguana on a stick. Twenty bucks.}
{198}{}{We only have prime select choice. Eight bucks.}
{199}{}{Again? Man you must be hungry. We got whole iguana on a stick for twenty bucks, and our prime select pieces for eight bucks.}
{200}{}{I'll take a whole iguana.}
{201}{}{I'll take your prime select.}
{202}{}{You know, I hear your prime select tastes like chicken. Do you like eating cowardly guys?}
{203}{}{No sissy portions! Me want all iguana! Ugh!}
{204}{}{Hmm, smell good! Me want prime!}
{205}{}{How the hell am I gonna pay you if you eat all my stock? Fine! Have another iguana! I hope you choke on it!}
{206}{}{I don't like your attitude.}
{207}{}{Uh, bye.}
{208}{}{Wait a minute. We've got to find a way to reach a mutual understanding!}
{209}{}{The only way you'll be able to keep me quiet is to kill me.}
{210}{}{Sorry, no deal.}
{211}{}{Fine. What can I get out of this?}
{212}{}{Fine. What do you want me to pay?}
{213}{}{I want }
{214}{}{50}
{215}{}{75}
{216}{}{100}
{217}{}{150}
{218}{}{200}
{219}{}{ bucks every five days.}
{220}{}{I don't think I'll blackmail you. Carry on.}
{221}{}{I'd change your mind if I were you, friend. People have died for less in the Hub.}
{222}{}{Fine. It's a deal. }
{223}{}{ bucks, due every five days. I guess I'll see you in five...}
{224}{}{No way I'm going for that. I can't afford more than what I'm paying you now.}
{225}{}{Too bad, Bob. I'd hate to start singing.}
{226}{}{Fine. We'll stay with the current arrangement... for now.}
{227}{}{Can you afford a funeral, Bob?}
{228}{}{Fine. Maybe it would be good if our paths didn't cross again.}
{229}{}{You may be a songbird, but I'm the golden goose. You ain't gonna sing, not when I'm the only goose you've got. Now get out!}
{230}{}{First sensible thing I remember you saying. Now get out!}
{231}{}{Gimme' an iguana on a stick.}
{232}{}{What can you tell me about a Water Chip?}
{233}{}{What can you tell me about Decker?}
{234}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.}
{235}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?}
{236}{}{What, me trouble? What gives you that impression?}
{237}{}{Anything interesting happening in the Hub?}
{238}{}{Me hungry! Grrrrr!}
{239}{}{Terrible business. Those poor people. Oh, those poor people. Losing their lives in such a ghastly way! Is there anything else I can do for you? Like feed you, perhaps?}
{240}{}{Nothing, bye.}
{241}{}{Me go now.}

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