TOPIC
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TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT
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EMOTION
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RESPONSE TEXT
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#
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CaravanOffer
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Want to play a hand of Caravan?
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Neutral 50
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A fascinating proposition. Naturally, my considerable genius makes me a master of the game, so try not to be disappointed if you lose miserably.
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1
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CaravanPlayerLoses
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CaravanPlayerLoses
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Neutral 50
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I am unsurprised regarding your appalling lack of talent. Perhaps you'd care to try another hand? After all, you can only improve.
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2
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CaravanPlayerWins
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CaravanPlayerWins
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Neutral 50
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Well now, this is an unexpected variable. You really must let me challenge you to a rematch, so I can analyze what passes for your strategy.
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3
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CaravanRematchNo
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I'm all done playing for now.
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Neutral 50
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As you wish. Once you've salved your battered ego, perhaps you'll make another go of it.
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4
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CaravanRematchYes
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Yeah, let's play again.
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Neutral 50
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Very well. I would wish you luck, but of course peerless intellect is all that matters here.
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5
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GREETING
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GREETING
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Disgust 10
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While I have already internalized the new skills we have discussed, I feel as though my solution was nevertheless more practical.
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6
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GREETING
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Happy 25
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Excellent! Maximal reward for minimal work.
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7
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GREETING
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Disgust 25
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I trust you're satisfied with the squad's newfound teamwork? It's almost entirely my own doing, I assure you.
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8
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GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Ever since consuming those "illicit rations" Razz offered us, I have felt a steadily-increasing desire to kill.
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9
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GREETING
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Sad 25
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I understand the esteemed Chief Hanlon is no longer with us. A shame. He seemed to be the only competent leadership this Army had.
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10
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GREETING
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Neutral 50
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I'm assuming you aren't associated with the Army or the Rangers. What can I do for you?
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11
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GREETING
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Disgust 25
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You've done an excelent job ingratiating yourself to the top brass. I assume this is some sort of strategem?
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12
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GREETING
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Happy 25
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You've managed to become extraordinarily well-liked by the top brass. You should exploit that for your own gain wherever possible.
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13
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GREETING
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Anger 20
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Your behavior has become an unwelcome X-factor, and I would kindly ask you to consider altering it.
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14
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GREETING
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Disgust 50
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I'm afraid I have no desire to socialize with unstable elements such as yourself.
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15
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GREETING
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Disgust 20
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I must question your logic in coming here, in light of your prior actions.
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16
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GREETING
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Disgust 50
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Kindly remove yourself, as I have no desire to be struck by a stray round when disgruntled troopers begin firing on you.
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17
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GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Greetings once again.
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18
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MagsShapeUp1
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I think you'll find that the Misfits' records are now much improved.
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Happy 50
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You actually did it? My friend, I am without doubt a genius, but I must say, you've given me a run for my money. Bravo. Bravo.
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19
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Sgt. McCredie asked me to talk to you about getting your squad in shape.
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Disgust 20
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That seems highly illogical. What reason would he have for doing that?
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20
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Going back to those squad improvements, I had an idea.
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Surprise 15
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And what do you propose?
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21
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PoindexterArmy
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How'd a guy like you end up in the Army?
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Disgust 10
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It's a simple idea: the Army offers fiscal security and generous benefits at the cost of substantial personal risk - if you're on the front line.
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22
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Disgust 10
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If you perform too poorly, they'll scrub you out. Perform too well, and you get sent to the front lines.
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23
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Happy 25
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All I have to do is ride that mediocrity gradient to a cushy, do-nothing job miles away from the war.
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24
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PoindexterHistory
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Tell me about yourself.
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Disgust 25
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To what purpose? It's highly unlikely you'd understand anything I'd say.
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25
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Disgust 40
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Suffice to say I'm a certified genius, and when I'm discharged from this pit of testosterone and failure, I'll have all the money I could ever need.
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26
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PoindexterMisfits
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Are you in charge around here?
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Sad 10
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In a strictly official capacity, no.
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27
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Disgust 30
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However, as I am by far the most intelligent and resourceful figure on this base, I feel it's safe to say the soldiers here look up to me.
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28
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VFreeformCampGolf2CPoindexterTopic001
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So, that's a no, then?
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Anger 20
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I suppose if you must stick with your narrow, parochial view of "in charge," then yes, it's a no. Are we done?
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29
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VFreeformCampGolf2CPoindexterTopic002
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I wonder if anyone else would share that sentiment.
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Sad 30
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Genius is seldom appreciated in its own time.
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30
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VFreeformCampGolf2CPoindexterTopic003
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Great, maybe you can help me get this squad working together!
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Neutral 50
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[FAILED] Why would I? If this unit improves its performance, we'll be shipped to the front lines. That's hardly conducive to living a long life.
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31
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Since you're so respected, maybe you can help get this unit into shape.
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Neutral 50
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[SUCCEEDED] Hmm. You're trying to appeal to my ego. I must admit, it's an effective tactic. All right - I'll help.
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32
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Neutral 50
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But only because I want to see if it's even possible.
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33
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VFreeformCampGolf2CPoindexterTopic004
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He thinks you might respond better to someone who isn't an authority figure.
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Fear 15
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This is an unexpected variable. I had hoped to coast on an easy wave of mediocrity to a cushy government pension.
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34
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VFreeformCampGolf2CPoindexterTopic005
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I guess you don't feel so smart now, huh?
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Anger 25
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Your insults are both unhelpful and unwanted. I'll thank you to keep them to yourself.
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35
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VFreeformCampGolf2CPoindexterTopic006
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Maybe I can help out.
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Disgust 10
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And how would you propose accomplishing such a goal?
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36
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VFreeformCampGolf2CPoindexterTopic008
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It occurs to me that I might cheat.
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Surprise 10
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Hmm... an intriguing proposition.
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37
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Happy 10
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Company readiness reports are logged on the computer systems at the Resort. If you hack the system, you could alter our records.
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38
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Disgust 10
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Such an attempt, however, is likely to thwart efforts to motivate the squad to do actual work. If such is your goal, you should look elsewhere.
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39
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VFreeformCampGolf2CPoindexterTopic015
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I'll do it. Work is overrated anyways.
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Happy 30
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Excellent! Squad readiness records can be accessed from two terminals at the resort: the main terminal in the lobby or a secure one in a back office.
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40
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Fear 10
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The main terminal is typically unlocked, but is also in the middle of a major thoroughfare, you'll have to be stealthy to access it.
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41
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Happy 10
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The office terminal is locked, but you might have an easier time accessing it, especially at night.
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42
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VFreeformCampGolf2CPoindexterTopic016
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Maybe I'll ask around a little more instead.
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Disgust 20
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As you wish; I'm sure the optimal solution will become apparent to you in time.
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